Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 11hImagine being this guy 4870468
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 1hAn account with this avatar was just blocked. 05216
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderJAKAZiD @jakazid.bsky.social · 31/10/20247 years ago I made a DJ set that's just Ray Parker Jr.'s Ghostbusters song over 100 other different bits of music (some well-known, some less so) and it goes on for nearly 50 minutes and working on it gave me lasting brain damagesoundcloud.comSPOOKY HALLOWEEN MIX 2K17ghost christmas rinseout yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee though not that spooky actually 29939
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 1hAI will never be able to make art. Thanks. 231359169
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 9hi am having trouble articulating this but a system that excuses gang rape as a youthful error on behalf of college men with ~ bright futures ~ does so because it is served by producing older men who are comfortable with, even enthusiastic about, torturing people at the system's behest 272079449
Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 9hI can think of 6 people who should be administered those same drugs 020
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderSubscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 17hWhy do so many Trump flunkies look like The Uncle Who Wears A Kimono 1045242
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 22hwell, now you have 4 1111
Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 22hBefore cameras were in our phones, we took so many fewer photos. I dated a woman for 5 years in my 20s and almost married her and I have about a dozen photos of the two of us and only 3 are digitized. It is a very different paradigm now 1111
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderThe fetid remains of Richard Jensen (No AI.) @theragingcelt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never met anyone from the David E. Kelly Series THE PRACTICE? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Dylan McDermott! [SMITH]: That is Dermot Mulroney, sir. 526640
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderNicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There are a lot of parents focused on getting gentleness *for* their sons, but not expecting their sons to show gentleness to anyone else. And that’s just male entitlement in liberal window dressing. 011232
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bring back robotic Siri. I hate fake enthusiastic Siri. I had to switch to Australian Siri and she can’t pronounce any of the Spanish names in California.  8294
Reposted by Assignment Understandermattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4990261660
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderOnion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa... 1758467
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball 422487554
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderEnciclopedia Marrón @laconicicon.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026Another fact about Jonestown is that it was either drink or be shot. 165
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025 25869186
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderAbe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I miss a lot about old Twitter, but I will never miss Film Twitter. Every week was the same round of “Actually, [abysmal dogshit like Son of the Mask (2005)] was goated with the sauce.” 3171
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/09/202657 men were in that group chat and did nothing and said nothing to help that girl and they are all cowards 23719106
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All of you know this, but any time some centrist loser starts talking about how a social policy will only benefit the wealthy what they really mean is they don't want anything to benefit anyone. 9662101
Reposted by Assignment Understandersteve @stupidlikeafox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dartmouth grad doesn’t understand the meaning of the word “universal” 042
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderPizza Logs @shadesofoffside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dartmouth educated kid says what 232687
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I do not have children but I would like the lives of parents to be made easier with the abundance of wealth we have in this country because, say it with me now, we live in a society. Thank you. 868794
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10131043643
Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There can be an IG account with hundreds or even thousands of posts but they only have one picture that reveals that they have big boobs and it will pop up in my algorithm. they have me dead to rights 010
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderWhat A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 4160092
Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026biggerluke.wikidot.comBigger Luke - Bigger Luke 011
Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026youtube.comAN AMERICAN IN PARIS ('51): "I Got Rhythm"YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies 010
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“I’m leaving you” 0172
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderNora Germain 🎻 @noragermain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Never played Daphne with a pianist before but Tom Ward is on it!!!! 🎹🔥 Swing or die! That’s kind of it really 🎻 Sound check but unplugged 😇👍🏼 Honey Boulton next to me also! #djangoreinhardt 0346
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderWhite Flight From the Mouth of Infinity @leyndellsoviet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my most ragebaity food take is that the peanut butter you have to stir is actually good as hell and you're just babies if you prefer Skippy 2102
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149121131998
Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My wife’s aunt and uncle live here and we got snowed in here for two days at their house while we were visiting 010
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every time the Falcons have the ball 3825
Reposted by Assignment Understanderjon christian @jonchristian.net · 23/09/2026we've reached the "beyond parody" phase of the AI arc -- and presumably this will be the entire future going forward futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comStanford University Caught Using AI to Create Fake Black Student on Banners Hung Around CampusStanford University's dining hall used AI on a photo to replace one of its students with a fake Black woman. 45729
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderAthul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 23/09/2026You voted for your daughter’s death and it should torment you until you meet your own 382445381
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026GIANT HARD PASS ew 6513
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderChale Brown @xicanobrowndude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026He is a helluva character actor--he even played a cemented dog 0183
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026All of the world's top tech minds are making X, The Everything App, relevant! 5943868
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The segment of the population who loves AI the most is The Middle Aged Mediocre White Man. This is a person who has gotten where they are in life happily taking shortcuts while being too lazy to open a book/too stupid to understand what's in the book. Silicon Valley knew who to sell on this shit 520230
Reposted by Assignment Understandertargeted366.bsky.social @targeted366.bsky.social · 21/09/2026 32104
Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is so much better than it has any right to be. Also, the actor who plays Uncle Nat is the voice of Fred Flintstone BONUS: Jerry got right of the minstrel/blackface bullshityoutu.beJerry Lewis - The Jazz Singer - 1959 Color (TV Movie)YouTube video by Andrea Lombardo 000
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bachman-Turner Overdrive releases “You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet” 52 years ago today — a song originally used as a “work track” to set the amplifiers and mics. “We thought, just for fun .. I’d stutter” the ‘b-b-b-baby’ line, Randy Bachman said. It stuck. 🎸 811361200
Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026youtu.beThe Worst Pun Joke In History #puns #jokes #punjokes YouTube video by Adam Flowers 000
Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026soundcloud.comNuthin' But A G ThangListen to Nuthin' But A G Thang by AdamFlowers #np on #SoundCloud 000
Reposted by Assignment Understanderfraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Heart of the beast? Looks more like fart of the cheeks 061
Reposted by Assignment UnderstanderThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's always the ones you most suspect 412216