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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 11h
Imagine being this guy
Still from the first minute or two of the original Star Wars with C3P0 and R2 but also another protocol droid we literally never see again
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 1h
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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JAKAZiD @jakazid.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
7 years ago I made a DJ set that's just Ray Parker Jr.'s Ghostbusters song over 100 other different bits of music (some well-known, some less so) and it goes on for nearly 50 minutes and working on it gave me lasting brain damage
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SPOOKY HALLOWEEN MIX 2K17
ghost christmas rinseout yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee though not that spooky actually
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 1h
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 9h
i am having trouble articulating this but a system that excuses gang rape as a youthful error on behalf of college men with ~ bright futures ~ does so because it is served by producing older men who are comfortable with, even enthusiastic about, torturing people at the system's behest
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 9h
I can think of 6 people who should be administered those same drugs
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 17h
Why do so many Trump flunkies look like The Uncle Who Wears A Kimono
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 22h
well, now you have 4
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 22h
Before cameras were in our phones, we took so many fewer photos. I dated a woman for 5 years in my 20s and almost married her and I have about a dozen photos of the two of us and only 3 are digitized. It is a very different paradigm now
A photo of me and my college girlfriend in 1998A photo of my college girlfriend, another friend, and me sticking out my tongue in 1999the first photo ever taken of me and a college girlfriend in 1996
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The fetid remains of Richard Jensen (No AI.) @theragingcelt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never met anyone from the David E. Kelly Series THE PRACTICE? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Dylan McDermott! [SMITH]: That is Dermot Mulroney, sir.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are a lot of parents focused on getting gentleness *for* their sons, but not expecting their sons to show gentleness to anyone else. And that’s just male entitlement in liberal window dressing.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bring back robotic Siri. I hate fake enthusiastic Siri. I had to switch to Australian Siri and she can’t pronounce any of the Spanish names in California. 
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa...
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Enciclopedia Marrón @laconicicon.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Another fact about Jonestown is that it was either drink or be shot.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I miss a lot about old Twitter, but I will never miss Film Twitter. Every week was the same round of “Actually, [abysmal dogshit like Son of the Mask (2005)] was goated with the sauce.”
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
57 men were in that group chat and did nothing and said nothing to help that girl and they are all cowards
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All of you know this, but any time some centrist loser starts talking about how a social policy will only benefit the wealthy what they really mean is they don't want anything to benefit anyone.
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steve @stupidlikeafox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dartmouth grad doesn’t understand the meaning of the word “universal”
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Pizza Logs @shadesofoffside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dartmouth educated kid says what
The author looking like a dork
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do not have children but I would like the lives of parents to be made easier with the abundance of wealth we have in this country because, say it with me now, we live in a society. Thank you.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sy snootles from Star Wars, she’s got long skinny legs and a weird torso
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There can be an IG account with hundreds or even thousands of posts but they only have one picture that reveals that they have big boobs and it will pop up in my algorithm. they have me dead to rights
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horgus
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
biggerluke.wikidot.com
Bigger Luke - Bigger Luke
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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AN AMERICAN IN PARIS ('51): "I Got Rhythm"
YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I’m leaving you”
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Nora Germain 🎻 @noragermain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never played Daphne with a pianist before but Tom Ward is on it!!!! 🎹🔥 Swing or die! That’s kind of it really 🎻 Sound check but unplugged 😇👍🏼 Honey Boulton next to me also! #djangoreinhardt
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White Flight From the Mouth of Infinity @leyndellsoviet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my most ragebaity food take is that the peanut butter you have to stir is actually good as hell and you're just babies if you prefer Skippy
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My wife’s aunt and uncle live here and we got snowed in here for two days at their house while we were visiting
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every time the Falcons have the ball
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 23/09/2026
we've reached the "beyond parody" phase of the AI arc -- and presumably this will be the entire future going forward futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Stanford University Caught Using AI to Create Fake Black Student on Banners Hung Around Campus
Stanford University's dining hall used AI on a photo to replace one of its students with a fake Black woman.
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 23/09/2026
You voted for your daughter’s death and it should torment you until you meet your own
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GIANT HARD PASS ew
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Chale Brown @xicanobrowndude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He is a helluva character actor--he even played a cemented dog
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All of the world's top tech minds are making X, The Everything App, relevant!
Matthew Rife
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Worlds #1 expert on EMFs and its effects upon the human body. Rife Systems Founder and Owner. Scientist. Author. Workaholic.
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Hello Everyone, It’s Ashley, Matthew’s finance.  First of all Matthew is perfectly fine.  He hooked in self up to an eeg with 265 electrodes.  Im not sure the power source but he went into a seizure. We are in the ambulance now. He is unconscious, but not.  Nobody unhooked anything but they tied into the eeg and is sending some sort of messages across the screen.  If cook be gargled junk or it could be coherent.   We dont know what’s going to happen but his organs and brain all see to be fine.  Please pray for us and for God will be done here.  He is not done with with Matthew yet.  All I know is is called his friend Shawn Webb and said something about making carbon.  That may or may not have anything to do with this but we do need his prayers.  Thank you everyone.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The segment of the population who loves AI the most is The Middle Aged Mediocre White Man. This is a person who has gotten where they are in life happily taking shortcuts while being too lazy to open a book/too stupid to understand what's in the book. Silicon Valley knew who to sell on this shit
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A screenshot of an FB post that is captioned “biscuits and gravy for breakfast”
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targeted366.bsky.social @targeted366.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 22/09/2026
Honestly 😂
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is so much better than it has any right to be. Also, the actor who plays Uncle Nat is the voice of Fred Flintstone BONUS: Jerry got right of the minstrel/blackface bullshit
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Jerry Lewis - The Jazz Singer - 1959 Color (TV Movie)
YouTube video by Andrea Lombardo
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bachman-Turner Overdrive releases “You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet” 52 years ago today — a song originally used as a “work track” to set the amplifiers and mics. “We thought, just for fun .. I’d stutter” the ‘b-b-b-baby’ line, Randy Bachman said. It stuck. 🎸
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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The Worst Pun Joke In History #puns #jokes #punjokes
YouTube video by Adam Flowers
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Nuthin' But A G Thang
Listen to Nuthin' But A G Thang by AdamFlowers #np on #SoundCloud
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Heart of the beast? Looks more like fart of the cheeks
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's always the ones you most suspect
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