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Rob (the floor one)

@barmageddon.bsky.social
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Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do? sports alt: bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobird…

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 7h
anyone who thinks it’s in the public’s interest for every rape victim to be dragged out for public display would best serve the public by dying in a fire
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 1h
how many times do you have to give up before you give up, asking for a friend
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
photo of luigi mangione. a quote bubble has been added to imply he is saying whatever this post is quoting.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 12h
instant mood improver youtu.be/DmPmaF9aONo
youtu.be
This is Philadelphia’s Most Underrated Sandwich | Made to Order | Bon Appétit
YouTube video by Bon Appétit
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 13h
i don’t say much about these things because it feels like i’m not the one who should be talking, especially on bluesky, but for the record i think there should be a council of women and if you get certified by the council it means you’re allowed to kill any man
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 14h
senator eric schmitt sits during a hearing as a large board is held up behind him. the board has childish handwriting on it that says “evedens: u watch hawk w/eyes”
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 15h
me: i’m not a catholic or at all religious and i think all that stuff is silly my wallet:
photo of my open wallet. a small laminated card says “saint colmcille’s gartan clay. this person is protected against sudden death, fire, and drowning.” there is a speck of white clay.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 16h
how can the app break on tuesday it’s tuesday
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 16h
i can’t get into my sports alt on this our Day of Sports you’re all in danger
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 22h
[realizing i’ve voluntarily put on u2’s beautiful day] either today is about to be epic or i’m stroking out WE DONT KNOW
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all i’m saying is it would be cool if somebody waved their arms around me while mumbling some type of incantation it could even be a curse if you want, i just think the attention would be nice
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
could really go for a long peaceful coma
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
the key to a good reply is delete your reply nobody should ever reply
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of actor javier bardem smiling pleasantly at the canera
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 29/09/2026
When in doubt, soup.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is my emotional support giving up
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hey is this canary ok
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thing is, i had trouble functioning in this world before i stopped believing in it
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i remember being in my late teens/early 20s and feeling trapped in a world where there was seemingly no place to go i remember security kicking me out of places just for sitting in my car i wasn’t unhoused, but didn’t feel like i had a home, and the stress of having nowhere to exist was painful
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Rose Salazar King @rosesalazarking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No dignity, putting my personal ad on bsky. I am a religious middle aged lesbian pining for my true love (gone to seek her fortune) and in need of companionship. Poly but all the related language is nails on chalkboard. Need held. Who want me Western PA, ladies and serious inquiries only
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Chris Widga @widga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Although I can't be with those of you who are out in the rain advocating for your museum today...I thought I might be a good idea to post some Academy of Natural Sciences fossils to keep you warm and dry on the inside. @savetheacademy.bsky.social
An ammonite scultpure outside the side entrance of the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philadelphia.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why can't you just write away for a nice man. A mail-order ride, if you will
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Skeetlet @skeetlet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay, knitting pals. I am VERY CERTAIN I have surrounded an existing edge with i-cord before and it is just not happening for me right now (it’s always leaving an additional edge somewhere). Short of ripping off my cast on edge, which was not done provisionally … anyone have a great guide for this?
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don’t even get notifications for my family chat let alone boogereater76 chiming in with a star wars gif my phone is a tool that allows me to connect with people whenever i want, not a tool for other people to connect with me whenever they want
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some of you really have this turned on huh isn’t humanity fascinating (negative)
screenshot of bluesky settings for likes of reposts. mine are off.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my reviews are in
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it shouldn’t be possible to fall asleep in a position that feels comfortable only to wake up and your neck is broken
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all i’m saying is it would be cool if somebody waved their arms around me while mumbling some type of incantation it could even be a curse if you want, i just think the attention would be nice
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a neighbor i’ve lived by for years but never spoken to has picked this moment in time to put out their first ever political sign, and it’s for a republican
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
someone saying they hate fall hurts me more than someone saying they hate me
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[on my way to the mistake store] feels like i might be headed for some mistakes
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
image of a child turning and looking over their shoulder while saying something. it’s from a famous vine where someone said “hey i’m lesbian” and the kid said “i thought you were american.”
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
someone told me yesterday that they work with one of Them* *a man who wakes up every morning and asks chatgpt what they should wear
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wait til they find out i still have no idea what let’s go brandon means
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s onomatopoeia based on the sound you make when you remember what happened last night
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
more like the orange out of order am i right waheyyy
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there’s an anti-data center party taking place in my pants it also has no women
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i don’t like being surprised, always do what i expect
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
black and white photo of a little boy standing in water. the boy is wearing shorts, sandals, and an oakland raiders t-shirt. he’s pointing at something off screen and looking back with an expression of pure delight at a person who is also off screen. he exudes a wide-eyed, open-mouthed joy and wonder found only in those as yet untouched by the worries of the world. a light source highlights the rippled surface of the water, but it’s unclear from the dark photo where exactly the boy is standing or what type of water feature it might be. it almost appears as though he’s walking on top of it.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finishing up my re-watch of s1 of dark matter seems like nobody really talks about this show? i think it's pretty good, s1 anyway
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when that guy rob is over again and he brought his hands
photo of a cat staring into the camera. a hand is scritching the cat’s neck. the cat’s eyes are big and black and kind of intense and you’re not quite sure how this cat is feeling. but if this were a video you would have heard him pitifully meow that he wanted some goddamn scritches. then you’d realize that the cat isn’t angry, the cat simply craves my hands on its body. i have this effect on a lot of people, i mean cats
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
still image from a winnie the pooh cartoon showing rabbit aghast with their hands to their face and pooh’s enormous rear end stuck in the hole that is the door to rabbit’s house.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
black and white photo of a little boy standing in water. the boy is wearing shorts, sandals, and an oakland raiders t-shirt. he’s pointing at something off screen and looking back with an expression of pure delight at a person who is also off screen. he exudes a wide-eyed, open-mouthed joy and wonder found only in those as yet untouched by the worries of the world. a light source highlights the rippled surface of the water, but it’s unclear from the dark photo where exactly the boy is standing or what type of water feature it might be. it almost appears as though he’s walking on top of it.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ME: i would like to create art PEOPLE: so do it ME: [sputtering, offended]
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i miss driving around at night while not giving a fuck about the cost of living
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
people who say wolf wrong be like “inside me are two woofs”
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
imagine me on this app now imagine i have rum
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ME: [pretty sure that everyone finds me annoying] ALSO ME: [flabbergasted if any specific person seems to find me annoying]
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
job interview job interview job interview job interview? coffee bluesky elder interview coffee elder interview breaking bad
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People who haven't seen Fleabag, what're you even doing with your life?
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