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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 3h

Thanks to advances in Disco science, Saturday Night Fever has nearly been eradicated

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“You aren’t in traffic, you ARE the traffic.” Nuh-uh. Not me. I’m different. Better. Other drivers want me here

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

The Romans column as they 'seum

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🎶 save us a bus, you're the keanu man

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Reading Marcus Aurelius gives me the ‘ic

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When you admit responsibility for doing something dumb while drunk it’s ‘Mea Gulpa’

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Whenever I see the little cloud icon I get this syncing feeling

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Two different ways of handling the same situation

Tom Cruises digger transformation initially took 6 hours but he convinced the makeup u team to get it under an hour

The CIA trained Jim Carrey to withstand torture to endure the makeup process for the Grinch

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I go to two different eye doctors- sometimes one is better sometimes two, now one, two, one, uhhh about the same, now two

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

"She's pretty but I hear she's had work done" Me: *turns around to reveal I've replaced my eyebrows with branches that birds can rest upon*

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Would I be good at designing traffic lights? Well, I’d give it a GO

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“Guinea Pig” is short for Guineature Pig

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I looked up candles online and it’s nothing but glowing reviews

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Whatever you put into origami lessons you get out ten fold

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Have I ever tried psychedelics? Yes, w’Ayahuasca?

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The crazy part is that they won’t say which one

A sign reading: ATTENTION One Elevator is currently out of order

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Harry Potter accidentally hits ‘reply owl’

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The story of the microwave is a humdinger

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

‘Not everyone dies on a hill’ is a valley I would die in

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If you’re ever in a fight with a circus, go for the juggler

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Venus and Serena are famous for being Tennis-y Williams

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

Dua Lipa is named after what Mario does when you push the A button

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“When’s your birthday?” is an age old question

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

This UK web designer I hired has done me heading

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

My tattoo artist is former military and highly decorated

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

"Bitch please" - me at the animal rescue adoption centre

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I won the award for best dodger in dodgeball, but it hasn’t hit me yet

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

A "cup of Joe" has a completely different meaning at the sperm bank

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Tried to get into crab breeding but things went sideways fast

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

All this talk about deserting the army is driving me up AWOL!

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Every electrician still gets to work from ohm

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

“Take a look at me now! Mom! Take a look at me now! Take a look at me now! Take a look at me now!” - Phil Collins, age 4

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

May the 4th be with you? That's cute- I can make a Star Wars pun with Bothans died behind my back

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Whenever we have a family vote it’s ruined by my cousin, Vito

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 20/04/2024

[Scrooge opens window] "YOU THERE, Boy! What day is it?" Boy:

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

This years Easter basket did not disappoint

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 31/03/2024

Easter Island must be absolutely insane today

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Hey there’s a Hare in my chocolate!

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Every month should have a Fool’s day

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

*paint guy mixing the wrong colour* “I’ve made a hue mistake”

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Irish Star Trek fans don’t like talking about “the tribbles”

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

So, if there are no further questions…are there any NEARER questions?

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

we did it you guys we saved daylight

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Moved my clocks forward and they fell off the shelves

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I’m worried my phone isn’t listening to me anymore

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

“I think we’re going to play ‘broken telephone’ today” “That’s not what I heard”

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Curling is mostly trying to get your opponents rocks off

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I forgot Valentine’s Day and I don’t have the heart to tell her

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

This chef at the brunch buffet is giving me the crêpes

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

[to the tune of 'Paperback Writer'] 🎶 Superbowl Sunday

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