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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Love myself? I’m not even my type.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i bet Icarus burned the roof of his mouth

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I messaged you from inside the cursed amulet in your dead grandmother’s jewellery box, please respond

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

we can believe that we are butter

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it’s like you post a few thousand things on the internet and then suddenly you can't stop

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[looking in the mirror] ugh i look more like age against the machine

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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Let me be Frank @franksting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Apparently Services Australia are upset over this image as made by JP As a former “client” of those insufferable clowns, I am so upset for them

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*Normalize punching racists in the face again*

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why didn’t the Beatles just fly on the eagles instead of taking the long and winding road?

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[my life big twist ending reveal] …you’re saying I’ve been me this whole time?

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

not book smart or street smart, but a secret third thing (dumb)

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“let’s get one thing straight” - inventor of the level

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

rebranding cheese as HARD MILK

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yes but what of the early worm? …to shreds you say

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why's everyone gross all of the sudden (instead of net)?

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Caught my cat smoking a cigarette out behind my garage

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Roel Maalderink @roelmaalderink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social)

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

rowed nineteen hours through fog and stormy seas to reach Monster Island, only to discover it's just a rock someone glued googly eyes to

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

medieval queen: ugh. really king: we listened to divers tales of cruel murder this morning queen: fine. goodnight my love fool: *whispers* what's up your majesties. tonight i'll be playing a classic game yall probably remember from the 890s, that's right guys we're playing at Chess

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Joie de vivre? In this economy?

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

me, coming out of my cage and doing just fine

a cartoon dancin' with a glass of red wine in one hand and a gun in the other

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

don’t mind me; just bein’ weird on the internet.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I just ran the numbers, and i've come to the conclusion, fuck this.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

HEY MOM, THE FOUR HORSEMEN ARE HERE AGAIN. I THINK THEY'RE LOOKING FOR THE FIFTH DENTIST.

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

the sun shall never set on my big fat ass

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026

musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

REMEMBER TO UPDATE TITLE BEFORE THIS GOES LIVE - ASHLYN is $10.99 on Woot buff.ly/BmSUfN6 #ad

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

lol go ahead and report me to HR, I don’t even work here

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

LIVE • LAUGH • LOVELY LADY LUMPS

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

if there was a problem, yo, i’ll avoid it

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[seeing the grocery store cashier that always laughs at my jokes laughing at someone else’s jokes] what the fuck is this shit

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

would someone selling a t-rex be considered a small arms dealer

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

telling my thoughts to go on without me

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Do you suffer from moderate-to-severe Sick Of This Shit?

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What's wrong babe you've barely touched your second tower

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

we should discuss the element in the room [friend] do you mean elephant [me eyeing the ominous cube of yttrium glowing softly in the corner] no

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

When I am king, email will be outlawed. If you want my attention you'll have to shout at me through a traffic cone

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Dead Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

when coworkers make you sick it’s called a staff infection

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Me: [showing childhood trophies] this one's for swimming, this one's for football, this one's for soccer Her: I thought your name was Grant Me: lol this isn't even my house

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 20/04/2026

(rummaging through my neighbors trash can) guys i found the clit

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Yeah break ups hurt, but have you ever watched your favorite movie with someone and they tell you not to pause it when they have to go to the bathroom?

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

Boy, are you a destination wedding? Cuz i can’t come.

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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

me: okay and if you punch that wall right there there's actually a hidden 1-up bet you didn't know that haha the caveman I found and unfroze for fun: crork think about change pronoun

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Hey sorry I missed your text are you guys still growing stronger from the things that did not kill you

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Don't ever let anyone tell you where your wires go. You've got the perfect maze of loops and decoys already please believe me, I work in IT. I'm also a life coach and also also a minotaur

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

the internet has broken me

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