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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 8h

The customer has never been right in their gd life

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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 14h

today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996

A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 12h

I'm an Aquarius with a Dark Knight Rising

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 12h

Florida’s new slogan: The State of Emergency

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 16h

Bad Boy Leeroy Brown, baddest man in the whole damn town (allegedly)

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 17h

I've never cared for the phrase "like a whore sweating in church." Most churches are drafty. Now, a nun sweating in a whorehouse, I can see. Those long robes don't breathe at all

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I could say 'nice weather' to a dude via text, and he'll still send me a response ending with a bicep emoji 💪, and I honestly don't know why you all do this now

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

To the millennials still wearing Chuck Taylors with a suit: Please Stop. You’re embarrassing all of us.

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

pending the gooning community's definitive review of the iPhone Duo, I will not be ordering one. Thank you

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

manic energy, first in line but silent like the p in psychosis

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We did it, Joe! Against all odds and basic common sense, all of Bluesky came together to rally around one of our own when it mattered most

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

every year, I try to make the effort to come up with a creative Halloween costume, but I'll be honest, I leave the execution of the idea too late and end up as "wacky sock guy with a violent past"

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm making South Shore bar pizza dough, if you even care

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Chicago Bears are fielding their third-string quarterback in tonight's game against the Philadelphia Eagles. Since he happens to be 38 years old, I expect all of Bluesky to know where their allegiance lies

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

storming out of the Criterion Closet, tears streaming down my face, because I can't find Harry and the Hendersons

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

back in 2012, you could tweet 'Does Grimace Fuck?' and you'd get a coffee table book at Urban Outfitters, a first-look deal at CBS, and the keynote spot at SXSW on the future of storytelling by Friday

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*watching Jennifer Garner's Architectural Digest Home Tour* Jennifer Garner has changed the way I think about fireplaces

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

my outlaw underground fight club now requires a monthly subscription 🤷🏻‍♂️

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have the Today Show in the background some mornings as it helps me keep one foot in the mainstream world, so yes, I have heard a 30-second snippet of Choosin' Texas, and it sounds like a lot of modern country music "chill" vocals that have this compressed, monotonous quality to them. I blame Drake

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m in a room full of coffee drinkers and I’m nobody’s cup of tea

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Kid Rock's friend Uncle Kracker. that's it, that's the skeet

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm a Bluesky elder in the sense that they keep me on the wing of the facility where the staff whispers and nobody visits on holidays

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the tragic arc of a once great account, transitioning from original insights to quote skeeting personal grievances. Their significant other grew tired of hearing them whine, so now we are all their involuntary soundboard

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

a haunted house with an open bar called Wine & Spirits

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m gonna make your life a living hell (matrimonially)

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

measuring toxicity in online communities like I'm Erin Brockovich

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

foot fetish guy crooning "Tiptoe Through the Two Lips"

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

gotta love autocorrect. It takes my right words spelled wrong and makes them the wrong word spelled right. brilliant system

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

they don't make an 'I shared a personal opinion on the internet and now I want to crawl in a hole and die' T-shirt, but I'm looking to purchase one immediately

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

in un-Apple fashion, they have an Apple TV set-top box, an Apple TV app, and a streaming service named, you guessed it, Apple TV. In order to lessen the confusion, I propose the streaming service with all the shows and movies be renamed to Apple Watch. You see, then there won't be any confusion

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don't care what people I'm not in contact with anymore are up to. This is why I could never be a cop with access to Flock data — the other cops would never accept me

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I tend to keep most of my opinions to myself on here mainly because what's the point, but I will say that sports gambling is the most morally degenerate activity there is.

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

working on Phase 2 of the My Cousin Vinny cinematic universe

sign for a restaurant called Cousin Vinny's Deli

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

one of the unspoken rules any new business owner must follow is getting rid of the old regulars. They generally stifle growth, they're cliquish, and they gatekeep new ideas. I follow that same philosophy when I decide to unfollow a person

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if I give your local, family-owned business a five-star review on Google, you should at least give me a smooch on the forehead the next time you see me

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if I was looking for wrong answers only, I’d ask A.I.

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

you have to tell me if you muted me, otherwise it's illegal

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

you have to be lost in the sauce for at least 24 hours to be reported missing

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How The Grinch Stole Bi Visibility Day

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

muting "discourse" and hoping that solves a lot of problems

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the subreddit on enshittification has really gone downhill

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

listen, I love trick-or-treaters as much as the next childless homosexual with a flair for drama, but they extended the hours from 1 to 6 PM because it's on Saturday this year. I'm not gonna get a damn thing done that day.

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

hard rock implies the existence of soft roll, warm, buttery, delicious soft roll. no, I haven't eaten today, why do you ask?

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They make these specialized clocks for dementia patients that spell out the full day, month, and date to prevent confusion. In a way, daily gay thirst traps offer me that exact same service. Oh, it's Wet Wednesday. Thank you for your vigilance.

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