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Peanut's black cat laying upside down on a blue blanket

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 32m

oh my god fuck this guy, who is not a judge, so much

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 17h

i like kit harington. he's got big shiny eyes like buttons

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 17h

i had a dream the magnus archives did a spinoff where everything was the same except the first letters of everyone's name were swapped. sonathan jims, blartin mackwood, lurgen jeitner and so on. stimothy toker would be a pretty good username

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 17h

the new tale of two cities series is pretty good, altho idk if darnay and carton are brothers or about to make out. tv's been real weird lately

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

who was the poster who had that bit about Mr Belding sitting on his balls? my heart says Arrr but it could have been at fart

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Marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please boost! Im trapped this way without help. I would give anything to not need to ask.

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if there's one thing i've learned in my life, and there is only one thing, it's this: if you have olive skin you can mix green colour corrector into any blush and it will look natural and really really good

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner

promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it struck me today that with zero context from the last ten years it's incredible to see the worlds biggest losers shriek WHAT IS A WOMAN at politicians

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

all these guys have jablowme surnames. we've got two haywood jablowme's, moore jablowme, Wright jablowme, Hughes jablowme, just a real spread of vaguely blowing-related names

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i looked up the word "gullible" in the dictionary and there was a picture of my ass

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

guys we're all moving to the mcdonalds app

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

here's my take on the yellowjackets supernatural/trauma psychosis debate: for a teen in a fucked up situation, there's no difference. the show never has to tell us an "objective" reality. being a teenager is bad magic

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

medieval queen: ugh. really king: we listened to divers tales of cruel murder this morning queen: fine. goodnight my love fool: *whispers* what's up your majesties. tonight i'll be playing a classic game yall probably remember from the 890s, that's right guys we're playing at Chess

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

genie: i grant you one wish, you may change any one thing about your self me: wow! could i cure all my mental illnesses? genie: oh yes. is that your wish? me: *thinking about how i hear borat voice go WEE WAH WEE WAH when i see something cool* uh

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

they community noted my shit

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ivar the homeless came by today. he used to be a stray cat we fed, now he has a home but likes to drop by to sample our dried catnip

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026

nobody's moving prose like Onstad

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i want to be an actor. not an actress, an actor. i want to start my career after i'm 35 and get sexually harassed as little as possible. i want to be an action movie star long after i've lost the ability to move. i want to stop grooming myself and be called "interesting"

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again

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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026

Never lose your keys again

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Typical Saturday. Put rotisserie chickens on my hands and ran into the ER screaming

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There were warning signs, like the new Shape of You lyrics he was singing 🎶I'm in love with the sep-pu-ku, Push and pull the katana through, Best friend cuts my head off too, Shogun, I'm so sorry

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Zechariah Harvey 🏳️‍⚧️ @zechharvey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That’s not funny. Making fun of psychics is how my cousin will have died.

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 20/09/2026

[blasting unholy light into my retinas from the doom ingot past midnight] i can't wait to go to bed

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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

was already at least $700 behind and woke up yesterday to this; kinda feel like curling up and crawling into a hole

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

HANNIBAL BABIES featuring toddler bodies with the heads of all our hannibal pals presents: hannibal babies. a hannibal babies picture

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Josh "WAFFLE SQUARF (SPOOKY)" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*at the Hibachi restaurant* ME: *misses the steak cube* HIBACHI UMPIRE: ストライク・スリー！ MY COACH: Whaddya mean strike? That was on the foul line! HIBACHI UMPIRE: 偏った態度はとれません。私はストライクを見ました。 MY COACH: YOU SON OF A- *throws hat on the grill, which immediately goes up in flames*

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

who will ed be sheeran the stage with now

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

brides are either the best thing or the worst thing to be, no in between. either "he loved his blushing bride for eighty-four years of blissful marriage" or "he would later entomb his bride in the walls of his mother's home"

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Elizabeth has the exact expression of every person from a non-religious household sitting through grace at their best friend's house

painting of princess elizabeth forced to attend mass by her sister queen mary 1869

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Everyone is always like “oh Dracula is so bad, oh Dracula is so weird and horny, Dracula bit my dad” but Dracula also has times when he’s just at his house for 200 years bothering no one so maybe chill out

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We used to have fun, didn't we?

A top ten of all time tweet from @KyleMcDowell86 AKA Good Kyle, dated 3/11/16 (from Earth. You can bet your ass it didn't say that in 2016 but whatever):

[wakes up with a hangover] uhh what happened last night
[Carrot Top in bed beside me] Good morning
[Me] Carrot Top my love, what happened

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

great day to smoke weed and eat corn dogs without a big hole in my neck gushing dark red venous blood out of it like a broken cherry icee machine

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

sorry this one was gonna be a joke and it got away from me immediately because of a lifetime of smug house-and-car email job fuckers treating me like a diseased rat half the time and the other half acting like they can understand me because they, too, have a case of the fucking mondays

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Frank Cotton: what are you? Janeway: We are... explorers. Like you. Frank: Show me pleasure. Your pleasures. I will partake. Neelix: Well howdy, I know a fun board game with your name written all over- Frank, recoiling in horror: Woah what the fuck is that Janeway: That is the Ambassador.

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

old gods of appalachia presents: magnificent century

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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Web sites come And web sites go But if you ever followed me Or liked my posts Or re tweeted me to your followers You will be in my heart forever ~ancient Gaelic poem

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i woke up with cramps and depression but don't worry. help is here

How To Good-Bye Depression

If you constrict anus 100 times everyday.
Malarkey? or Effective way?

Hiroyuki Nishigaki

"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out. In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration. If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell."

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i'm mostly enjoying old gods of appalachia but the jt fields storyline is really losing me. i'm up to episode 65 and really hope it's worth powering through

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