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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 1h
im on the door mat mom's tik tok telling boomers in the comments that their kids hate them because they suck shit ive never felt more alive
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 1h
i stand by the fact amish mafia was one of the most real TV shows ever created.. 5 seasons of real world events in a reclusive community
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Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 1h
This is America in the year of our lord, two thousand twenty six
apnews.com
Arkansas campaign ad sparks conservative backlash for portraying lazy welfare recipient as white
A new video from Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders was standard issue Republican messaging for promoting her state’s stricter rules for people on Medicaid.
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 1h
this skeeza is awful at her job
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 3h
taking a dump that looks like any republican elected
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 3h
Trump isn’t necessarily wrong about Los Angeles, have you tried to get an uber from LAX??
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 3h
oh you’re taking the day off when GTA comes out? And you think you deserve the right to vote?? Ha!
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 3h
I would outlaw video games and gambling personally. Really anything I deemed a waste of time and money I would outlaw for everyone.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11h
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 14h
1.1 million people in Los Angeles voted for Trump last time. He just told them to eat shit & die. Truly remarkable stuff.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12h
Shredded wheat is an insane concept. "Yeah I want a fucking log of hay in a box. For my breakfast." Fuck outta here. Crazy assholes.
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 12h
this is what you get when the police department go woke and allows officers to shit in litter boxes
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 12h
im an olympic ropes shooter
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 14h
how is this fucking medically stupid piece of shit not impeached
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 14h
and failing to elect hillary and kamala is definitive evidence that the electorate is misogynistic... i love contradictory liberal overgeneralizations
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 14h
congrats to shaboozey for being the first black artist since hootie blowfish to gain mass appeal to white alcoholics
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 15h
we can barely get them to do anything beyond committing to do a congressional investigation of trump jr. for a russain guy paying for his wedding.. good luck!
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 15h
rick scott is a lizard person
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 15h
some of the sartorial choices here... have you ever met a comedian?
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 15h
convincing all the ladies at work that these are the most ergonomic office chair
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 15h
renting every lady's bicycle at the local bike store to smell the seats
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 16h
i wish there was a single democrat running anywhere in the country whose position was we have to imprison everyone in trump's family and his cabinet.
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 16h
the best website back in the early days of the internet was the american nihilist underground society aka anus dot net which featured a gore picture of a guy with a prolapsed rectum it was cool as fuck to pull that up on school computers and gross people out
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17h
Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans.
Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
[REDACTED]

Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
Kat
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 17h
im ropesmaxxing rn gonna store up a big ol load and try to shoot it 7 feet
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
lol
MISSING (

NAME: @mtracey
AGE: 36
HEIGHT: :5'5"

WEIGHT:209 HAIR COLOR:
Brown
HAIR LENGTH: Short
EYE COLOR: Brown

WEAR:
LAST SEEN: January 28th, Glenn
Greenwald's school for
wayward youths

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON?

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION PLEASE CALL:

1-800-CAII-FBI

(Its a joke missing poster for Michael Tracey)
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 18h
Macklemore lyrics where he tries to rap tough are so funny
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 18h
static.klipy.com
Tomdelonge Funny Wig and Mustache Look
ALT: Tomdelonge Funny Wig and Mustache Look
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18h
vile, disgusting, irredeemable people
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 19h
two weeks ago this guy was the United Nations begging to be regulated before his product wipes out civilization
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 20h
the "officer down" smiling star meme, except it says "pedophile down"
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 21h
ben + zach lavine will be a guardable combo for any AAU team in the country
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 21h
queen shit
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 21h
I completely forgot about her until tiktok started showing me her videos which are all her trying to trigger libs at farmers markets.
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 22h
I only listen to people with 10 fingers
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 22h
Else Verwoerd is on the registry.
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 22h
i feel like trump didn't get enough suspicion for whacking out epstein which is the obvious move in spite of hundreds of hours of podcasts across the political spectrum analyzing every other stupid alternative
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 22h
convinced JD Vance is running the hiring process for chubby goth bitches who live in manufactured homes.
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dennis hastert died so drop a pin to the nearest 7/11 so i can fuel up on a big gulp and drain the snake all over that fucking child rapist's grave
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
its very funny to me how tik tok motorcyclists are always puzzled when cops pull them over for not having registration or a mounted license plate. really the dumbest people in america
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woke 1 was like the old testament... they killed Louis CK's entire family because of his jacking off in front of people
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is an insane level of hate i aspire to
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was funny as hell when Shohei Ohtani’s interpreter ripped him off. Trump voters constantly getting duped
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
90% of October posts are going to be about what a trash organization the Los Angeles Dodgers are top to bottom :)
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dodger fans vote Trump
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the Dodgers love ICE
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
fuck the dodgers bb
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JB Pritzker is a fat piece of shit
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Correct!
Angela Van Der Pluym
@anjewla90

Failed congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh sits on top of a sign with her friends in Bridgeview, Illinois that calls Jake Lang a pedophile.


@DRSABHAFIERCE video depicting me, her, and Demi sitting atop her truck with a screen showing Jake lang’s texts to minors and the words JAKE LANG IS A PEDO
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