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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉

@jenetmms.bsky.social
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don't follow me, I run into walls no one is free until we all are she/her/HBIC

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 3h
today's shirt won't bite...much happy Friday, my loves 🩷
Woman from lips to torso wearing a grey shirt with pink vampire lips
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 6h
I crashed hard last night but I'm moving sooo slow today. Somebody come wake me up 😴
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 22h
my work here is done (does not stop does not remotely slow down)
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 22h
Doodle by never stay dead of a black and orange spotted cat wearing a witch hat and cape, stirring a cauldron of green liquid with a spooky castle background. Captioned: How I think I look when I'm baking cakes and shit
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 23h
I am higher than an astronaut's asshole.
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 23h
I've always been more of a marmalade lady 💅
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if you have no interest in being soft with me, move along please
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
feels like a good day to let the moss consume me
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the universe is expanding and so is my indifference
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t rn, casting devious stares
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
don't make me bring back Jaguar Facts
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the champs name is Backpack 🐻🥰
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the realist is killing the whimsy rn
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
time to play a game: am I smoking too much or not enough? 🤔
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Fun Ghoul 👻💜✨ @fungirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*for the rest of my life
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lookit how cute I am in my natural environment 🥰
me standing in front of a stuffed black Jaguar with spoopy eyes reflecting off the glass between us
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They should tell you that doing pushups makes your titties look magnificent. That's good information.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here are some nice mushrooms
A family of translucent Mycena mushrooms rise from the side of a mossy log in a darkening fall forest. All photos by me
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
head’s all empty, more than normal today, but I got inspiration from @fungiblethadius.bsky.social 🎃🖤🧡
photo I took in Hanoi, Vietnam, of an illuminated French Gothic church called St. Joseph’s. It is a Catholic Church where people still worship today, but is also a popular tourist spot for its beauty  (I preferred it at night) the little plastic stools that you see all over the country are out front in blue and red varieties.
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duckleberry jam @ifuckedyr.mom · 01/10/2026
let's be eepy together
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
only investing in things that are soft and/or sweet for the rest of the year
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yeeorcas poems 🌱 @yeehawpoems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I forgot to bring my pockets so you'll have to hang out in my bra today
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October 1st, it’s time 🖤🧛🏻‍♀️
Vampirella getting ready to get out of her coffin, stretching her arms and yawning like she just woke up. There’s a candle burning and bats above her in the crypt.
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
If you hug me hard enough I make a squeaky toy sound.
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
got chased by a skeleton and when they caught me all they did was give me a kiss and a hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"getting spooky" means treating myself most times
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Men would rather sleep in a smelly old box than a plush comfy bed. Oh wait, that’s cats.
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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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B&W pic of the front of the Smithsonian building. Very dark and dreary gothic-like castle stone build
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
cats follow me because i’m cleopatra, not because my pockets are full of chicken
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wanna feel old? ew. why would you do that
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sleepy girl fall will now be replaced with furious girl fall* *of the patriarchy
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in the mood to make your hips move youtu.be/bwNDSAuDACc?...
youtu.be
SOFI TUKKER - Woof (feat. Kah-Lo) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by SOFI TUKKER
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there are no bangers only zuul
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm a pretty independent person unless I like you, then I'll follow you around like a lost puppy
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spacing out in the garden of unearthly delights later
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Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's been years and years, but I'm finally getting over these inconvenient feelings :) Love pours out and vanishes like magic from an enchanted bottle ✨
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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
go big or go home? ok, I’ll go home. that’s where all my stuff is. I like it there, I’m comfortable ✌️
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"getting spooky" means treating myself most times
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm a forest witch and a swamp witch and a kitchen witch and an ocean witch and so much more... but I'm still just a baby channeling her inner bitch
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
burrowing into the earth if you need me (you don’t need me)
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've been talking to the trees and they agree, you're pretty amazing. The mushrooms still don't trust you tho (they don't trust anyone)
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't need to be your everything but I like being something special to you 💖
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Rex (Oct. 3rd 🎂) @rex.trash.boats · 30/09/2026
Am I going to regret all the choices I make this week? unlikely.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026
I like gossip until it's about me and then I LOVE it
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the best part of october is how everyone starts giving candy to a baby
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
October eve
A cardboard enclosure full of big pumpkins with their stems cut
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
at 500 followers I will melt
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 30/09/2026
to the untrained eye 🫶 looks like a heart but a real pro sees a gap that should have a burrito in it
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can't, I'm trying to see where this map I found leads me
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