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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1h

Hang around dumb people long enough, they'll make you dumb. Hang around smart people long enough, they'll make you feel dumb.

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 1h

Does anybody know how long it takes this bag of Skinny Pop™️ to work? Is it twice as fast if I eat two bags?

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 59m

arise, pray arise arise, pray arise abide, like an intercourse device

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 6h

“It’s almost go time,” I whisper to my turtlenecks.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1h

Good intentions, terrible delivery.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1h

Just saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 55m

Oh the disappointment fades away with time. You'll be fine.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 1h

If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 56m

positives: teo bashing negatives: pages being allowed to challenge pitches

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 58m

the best of both worlds... baseball and music

TV on the left showing the dodger game and my laptop on the right with the power to the people concert

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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve been planning my whole life, but still haven’t ended up on a desert island with 10 books, 10 movies, 10 albums, a boombox, a vcr, a tv and electricity. WT actual F.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 3h

The hamburger helper glove when it sees anyone's naked hands: ew

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 2h

we can believe that we are butter

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 9h

*drops it like it's hot* *dons oven mitts* *picks it back up*

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 15h

Always tired never wired logging on.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 2h

Got into a fight with my taste buds now they’re my taste rivals.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 15h

Typically they frown on you fucking the particle accelerator.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14h

Before you judge me, bounce a mile on my pogo stick

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 3h

i can’t come out to play today,, bluesky . i have a tummy ache jk my foot hurts jk my neck is sore jk my ankle is twisted jk my jaw is locked jk my

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 19h

In order to become a shape shifter, you need a degree from reform school.

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 7h

Ocean's Eleven, but it's just me and the voices in my head figuring out how to steal joy from myself.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 8h

A spicy book idea: The sage Rosemary has to curry to the star Anise to repair the currant of thyme, or all hope will be salt.

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 6h

all i wanna do is zoomie zoom zoom zoom and a nap eat, here scritch my rump

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 3h

people will always disappoint you except me of course I'm a perfect angel

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 8h

have you ever become so intensely engrossed in a stare down that you just lose all track of time? well that happened this morning between me and my neighbor’s cat

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 2h

Total eclipse of my foot in your ass

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3h

Kill me once, shame on you. That’s pretty much it

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3h

There are two wolves in my head and they’re both worried about how crazy I am.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 2h

what if I'm always hungry like the wolf what then

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 8h

What's an owl's favorite band? The Who. I'll be here all day, kids.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18h

Bare your soul to me, I’m terrible.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 5h

Once again, due to a court order, I'm forbidden to play any funky music until 2079. Stop asking.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13h

Anyone wanna buy my 8 track tapes? I have lots!

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 20h

BABY WE WERE BORN TO PUN

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18h

Her: I want a divorce. Me: OH HELL YEAH, HONEY THAT SOUNDS GOOD!

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 6h

your couth is uncouth please recouth

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 4h

you can tell im being brave bc of the No Fear shirt im wearing

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 9h

a volcano eruption that lowers global temperatures by about 1.5 degrees would hit like crazy right now

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I called the turkey schnitzel a giant dino nuggie and now everyone at this Oktoberfest event is lined up to stab me with their schnitzel forks and knives.

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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 5h

there can be other cuck furnishings you know. like the cuck stationary bike. for the active cuck

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 17h

The best thing about being crazy is that the days you feel a little less crazy can be pretty good days.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18h

Unbelievable how easy it is to be a fuckin idiot online in this day and age.

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