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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 9h

Purrfume, for your cats butthole they insist on showing you at every opportunity

Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 9h

I see what meta did making their ai a cute little avatar. But I’ve seen enough sci-fi movies to know that’s when things begin to go to shit.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 10h

Did we break Bsky again or is it my stupid phone?

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21h

NCE
STOP CHRI
END RE
VIOL
Fox News putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote Red.
Let's break that down:
Can Nicki Minaj vote ?
No - not a US Citizen
Can Nicki Minaj's husband vote?
No - Registered Sex Offender
Can Nicki Minaj' brother vote?
No - serving 25-Life for child rape
@tiredotit10

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 16h

Someone tell me my calendar is wrong and it’s not just now Tuesday.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I missed your good post this weekend, please post again. Bad posts need not post again.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I spent the day at the worst pride festival I’ve ever been to. Won’t go into details, but this was the highlight.

An opossum on the shoulder of a woman wearing a gray tshirt and jeans.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would love to transition from Echo devices to Apple HomePods, but they are so damned expensive. Considering Echo and Google have similar devices for under $40.

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

God works in mysterious ways

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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 25/09/2026

why do you hate gay people?

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s almost the weekend and I know y’all are looking for something good to read.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Does anyone else make playlists and keep tailoring them until eventually there are so many songs you just delete it and start over? No? Ok.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wonder how hard it is to set up a new iPhone high. 🤷‍♂️💨

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Why are there so many comics on Criminal Minds? One of the most serious shows on television.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New phone was delivered today, so my evening is booked.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My birthday is Friday, and I only really want one thing.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ran Speedtest on my Internet and it came up “high score”, but I have no idea what I won.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Left my coffee creamer at home, so I’m here drinking black coffee like a heathen.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Its 75 degrees out. Dogs are it’s watching out the window to bark at everyone who walks past.

Husky sitting and staring intently, hoping for something outside to bark at.

Poodle laying down on chair in front of the window, looking for anything he can bark at. (Ignore the jergens lotion on the table)

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Calling my masterbation “woodworking” to make it fancy.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It finally got here. Right? It’s not Thursday again is it?

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

SAVAGE

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There’s a surprising amount of cum in the feeds today.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Calm down folks, skeet is short for sky tweet. Oh, and it also means cum.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They’ll have to pry skeets from my cold, dead fingers.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Every day this week has felt like Friday. Which is great until you realize it isn’t.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Greg still holds the lead, but Obama has entered the competition at shitsky38.com

Screenshot of shitsky38.com showing a list of shitposters with the number of votes they’ve received. Notably Barack Obama is tied for 97th with two votes.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“are you going to the AI summit at work today?” me:

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is why I use an alt pick. How can I compete with this?

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Well, it’s almost Halloween so I need to take down my Christmas decorations before I become the guy who leaves the Christmas decorations up all year.

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Follow @smillz.lol for more tips on surviving when your partner is busy taking care of the baby

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

We’re looking for openers for the rest of Ed’s tour, if any of you know anyone interested.

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