iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Them: lemme break this down.. Me: no Them: I don’t know how to say this but.. Me: no Them: you should… Me: no Them: 🙄 Me: no

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Tru-ghost Spook-otle @trumanchipotle.com · 13h

Editor says my writings are too short, so I'm going to start adding hard of hearing characters that constantly ask the other characters to repeat themselves.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12h

me: you're really starting to push your luck you antagonizing little shit intermittent light rain:

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13h

I need an alarm clock that says.. Today has been canceled

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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Time for some afternoon giggles 🤣

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

2026 is like the movie “groundhog day” except each new day is worse

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 22h

We're gonna need a bigger stress ball.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 22h

So many acorns fell from the trees this year it's nuts!

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

OH, THE HUMANITY! - me, waking up.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21h

I don’t care who has me blocked. I want to know who has thrown up in their mouth a little while reading one of my earnest skeets

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

We bow to each other and imagine more. Respect reaching out, tendrils of respect, tentacles to look up to, tangled fire hoses flailing around spraying admiration. But it is cool that we barely move, no fuck ups

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Rub my back to completion daddy

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person so maybe you should calm the fuck down

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Scientists are exploring ways to bring extinct species back to life. I hope they start with customer service representatives.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’m often low-key concerned I’ll hit send on a post about bigfoot erotica at the same time our prez declares martial law or something

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The chemicals have rejected all my romances

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The whole world has turned to shit ever since Antipope Clement VII failed to displace Urban VI as the legitimate Pope. You were all thinking it.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Apologies for the mess. I thought you said we were gonna have a wreckoning.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

My car's collision monitoring system is the old version. It doesn't the hit the brakes until after I run into something.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Centram Silver comes in a 250 tablet supply. At my age that's taking a chance. They should come in a 30 day supply so I won't waste money.

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

This is my girlfriend, you don't know her, she goes to a different school and is definitely not AI

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

today I learned about crazy ants and big headed ants which are their actual names and not what their ex wives say about them

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"I have tweets older than you" would be a devastating burn to some impudent youth but also simultaneously to yourself of course

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Was gonna tell you guys all about the lady sucking water out of her swim dress in the pool, but my heart just isn't into it today.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

But honey, what’s our excuse when there’s no longer a dog between us?

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I know you want me to make it up as I go but that's a premise I just can't keep

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Made some exciting new advances in the field of emitting unclassifiable noises during staff meeting today.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The world’s oldest wreck has been found and I have no idea how they got to me.

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Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Child: are grilled cheeses healthy? Me: sure, why not.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I want to be rich enough to leave the house-sitter notes like: "If the tiger looks bored, jog him on the treadmill. He can watch Friends."

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It's incredible how much I can't get done when I put my mind to it.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It has been an infinite amount of rumors and time and we're still discussing it like it's the only plausible theory of an origin for hot bio-gossip, but existence did not just walk home after a "bang of shame"

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

(deleting all of my unposted drafts about ska) discard, is coming like a ghost card

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I finally arrived at that age where people tell me I look great . . . for my age.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Every day I wake up with the potential to become a better person but am quickly derailed the minute I interact with people

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If Porsche is pronounced "poor-sha", then the driver is pronounced "douch-sha"

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Waking at 2am to the sound of a passing train so as to make my insomnia as Americana as possible.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Let’s feel devastated together as a team.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I don’t have much to add. Maybe don’t park under a walnut tree this time of year.

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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Not sayin' its been hot here, but wrote aboot 2,500 words of my protagonists traveling thru the desert. Oh, also saw a strange van -a bit long for normal, with "Medical Examiner" written on it. Realized it could probly fit like 2 stretchers. Ok - I'm sayin' its been really really hot here.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It wasn't me, is something I say way too often.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Apocalypse story and the world is ok but there's just a last human being left on the internet. I've been hoarding a fine google of "to squander" in case it's me

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