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The Arcane Nibbler

@arcanenibbler.bsky.social
1.4K followers 947 following 2.4K posts

Two Brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker 🏳️‍🌈 My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaduofcfpobm

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
something incredibly satisfying about watching this come to completion
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Wonder Jen’s Crypt @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
She’s a 10 but she levitates in her sleep and insults you in a dead language
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 1h
i know cruelty does not equal honesty. delete what they taught you. i checked my junk folder still no word. i’m sorry about your heart.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 19h
Okay. I'm headed to the grocery store for sad, single gal Friday night egg rolls unless one of you losers wants to make me a better offer.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To the thoughts I'm cooking that came all that way just to improvise a recipe, I have a proposal. Let's retrace your patterns on an apron. Mom's thoughts always said "If you can't embroider it don't consoider it"
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 8h
Astral projection isn't real how could you know all that? And you take out your little notebook journal and begin dreaming the facts, naked people in the margins to get all witness ass. Again. Why do ass words wake me in public with no credibility on
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 22h
Someone in this biography I'm reading is celebrating a victory by taking a three month overseas vacation. I felt inspired and got extra bacon on my breakfast sandwich.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Think about it . . . If love didn't hurt so much, it wouldn't be called love . . . it would be called pepperoni pizza.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best way to say hello is with a firm booty shake.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 01/10/2026
RIP Frank Zappa you would have loved Angine de Poitrine
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 15h
I was just the right amount of whelmed today.
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The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 11h
Stacy’s mom is now so old she hangs out with Mrs. Brown and Sylvia’s mother.
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The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 11h
My punk band, The Skeets, lost a gig at a local bar because the owner thought our band name was in poor taste.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I tried to have an intervention with myself, but my inside voices called the shots.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Wondering how I did it? I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice. I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
Photos of bottom of skillets, before and after. Before I cleaned it, and after I bought a new one.
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I invited my next door neighbors over to play connect four. They just looked at me funny and went inside.
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't follow you but you show up a lot on my feed. A love story.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My house looks pristine, unless you have a can of luminal and a black light.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I imagine the joy I get when my phone is finally charged enough to post on social media is the same type of joy parents get after 9 months of waiting for their child to be born.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing." --- People who don't know what they're doing
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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Iz uh, likely too much personal info to be broadcasting at this time o' nite. But, I really do love fountains!
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you simply cannot wait for the new Star Wars movies, many of our slot machines sound like R2-D2 or BB-8 getting cattle prod shocks to their little droid genitals.
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The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can stick it right up your Kelvin timeline.
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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh indecision, thy name is Oliver Reed!
Oliver Reed half shaved
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1/2 plus
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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hyundai Stigmata.
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 25/09/2026
I wish my car had spikes on the wheels like the chariot in Ben-Hur. I'd only use them against people who really deserved it, like drunk drivers or people who don't do the little thank you wave when you let them merge.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do dogs in Australia spin in the opposite direction when searching for the perfect spot to pee?
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't worry. Beer says everything is going to be ok.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you insist on backing into parking spots everywhere you go, please practice first. I don’t need to be trapped in my car while you attempt it eight times.
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BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wish I could go back to when this was the only glory hole I had ever heard about
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh glory hole, oh glory hole, how lovely is your fire
Close up of a glass bowl swirling in a glowing glory hole (glassblowing)
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People who really care about you, usually leave you in no doubt about that fact.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you get compliments on a trait you didn't know you had you never had it, it's that simple aw shucks stop saying I'm so medical, I'm just allergic to blushing
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is the march madness over? Did they fix all that finally?
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The end of the ass cheek, the beginning of the leg, that's the tide pod of the body
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just watched a coworker nearly choke to death on a granola bar and I’m pretty sure that chocolate would never betray you like that.
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wouldn't wish spontaneous combustion on my worst enemy but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be a cool thing to see.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At this point in my life, "friends with benefits " are just my friends who have health insurance
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The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you love the quote post gif, but don’t really want the gif being quoted on your feed.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What if seasonal affective disorder is just the sugar crash from all the pumpkin spice
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some people want to be buried when they die. Others want to be cremated. Personally, I think I would like to be brought back to life.
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For the love of god…never just “stop by”.
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