Reposted by The Arcane NibblerRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/07/2026something incredibly satisfying about watching this come to completion 622844
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerWonder Jen’s Crypt @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 23/03/2024She’s a 10 but she levitates in her sleep and insults you in a dead language 1929894
Reposted by The Arcane Nibblerɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 1hi know cruelty does not equal honesty. delete what they taught you. i checked my junk folder still no word. i’m sorry about your heart. 1115
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 19hOkay. I'm headed to the grocery store for sad, single gal Friday night egg rolls unless one of you losers wants to make me a better offer. 1235
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026To the thoughts I'm cooking that came all that way just to improvise a recipe, I have a proposal. Let's retrace your patterns on an apron. Mom's thoughts always said "If you can't embroider it don't consoider it" 06043
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 8hAstral projection isn't real how could you know all that? And you take out your little notebook journal and begin dreaming the facts, naked people in the margins to get all witness ass. Again. Why do ass words wake me in public with no credibility on 12315
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 22hSomeone in this biography I'm reading is celebrating a victory by taking a three month overseas vacation. I felt inspired and got extra bacon on my breakfast sandwich. 26424
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time. 519195
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it. 413977
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Think about it . . . If love didn't hurt so much, it wouldn't be called love . . . it would be called pepperoni pizza. 310554
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The best way to say hello is with a firm booty shake. 89860
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now. 89956
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 01/10/2026RIP Frank Zappa you would have loved Angine de Poitrine 1103
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerBean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 15hI was just the right amount of whelmed today. 14316
The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 11hStacy’s mom is now so old she hangs out with Mrs. Brown and Sylvia’s mother. 2103
The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 11hMy punk band, The Skeets, lost a gig at a local bar because the owner thought our band name was in poor taste. 1134
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I tried to have an intervention with myself, but my inside voices called the shots. 59457
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Wondering how I did it? I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice. I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one. 623994993
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I invited my next door neighbors over to play connect four. They just looked at me funny and went inside. 45824
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I don't follow you but you show up a lot on my feed. A love story. 211350
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My house looks pristine, unless you have a can of luminal and a black light. 710056
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I imagine the joy I get when my phone is finally charged enough to post on social media is the same type of joy parents get after 9 months of waiting for their child to be born. 610056
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing." --- People who don't know what they're doing 818285
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerUsed Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Iz uh, likely too much personal info to be broadcasting at this time o' nite. But, I really do love fountains! 13614
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The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You can stick it right up your Kelvin timeline. 083
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerPierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh indecision, thy name is Oliver Reed! 031
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerD.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 25/09/2026I wish my car had spikes on the wheels like the chariot in Ben-Hur. I'd only use them against people who really deserved it, like drunk drivers or people who don't do the little thank you wave when you let them merge. 192
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do dogs in Australia spin in the opposite direction when searching for the perfect spot to pee? 34719
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMatty @bestestname.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't worry. Beer says everything is going to be ok. 13211
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you 11567451182
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMilo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you insist on backing into parking spots everywhere you go, please practice first. I don’t need to be trapped in my car while you attempt it eight times. 1206
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerBethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I wish I could go back to when this was the only glory hole I had ever heard about 121
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh glory hole, oh glory hole, how lovely is your fire 1194
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People who really care about you, usually leave you in no doubt about that fact. 3217111
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When you get compliments on a trait you didn't know you had you never had it, it's that simple aw shucks stop saying I'm so medical, I'm just allergic to blushing 18248
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Is the march madness over? Did they fix all that finally? 1258
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The end of the ass cheek, the beginning of the leg, that's the tide pod of the body 512458
Reposted by The Arcane Nibblerbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I just watched a coworker nearly choke to death on a granola bar and I’m pretty sure that chocolate would never betray you like that. 822683
Reposted by The Arcane Nibblerbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I wouldn't wish spontaneous combustion on my worst enemy but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be a cool thing to see. 719384
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026At this point in my life, "friends with benefits " are just my friends who have health insurance 663034378
The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When you love the quote post gif, but don’t really want the gif being quoted on your feed. 052
Reposted by The Arcane Nibblerspleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What if seasonal affective disorder is just the sugar crash from all the pumpkin spice 0148
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe. 10971111379
Reposted by The Arcane NibblerMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Some people want to be buried when they die. Others want to be cremated. Personally, I think I would like to be brought back to life. 1214468
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