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🎃Nosferascoob🎃

@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
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The internet's favorite uncle. The Hamburger Helper guy. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors

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🎩 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐊 🎩 @eldergodchloe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
crying is a catharsis that allows sadness the space to be seen and heard. a good cry allows sadness to exist with us without tension. in this way the sadness informs our life and gives us the opportunity to color our experience with the wisdom the sadness often brings.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You should come burn a joint and have a beer and smoke a smoke with me on my porch while we listen to sad music
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they leaked the date for halloween its 10/31 dont miss it
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Tactical Neural Insekt @spiralrings.blue · 02/10/2026
Frodo and Sam returning to The Shire with dreadlocks
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the flames do not consume them; It is part and parcel of their torment, Charlie Brown.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell, Charlie Brown
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Robbing a bank through the drive thru by sending a note and the gun through the little tube thing
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YOU JUST GOT TEENY TINY TOKIED!!!
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about my one true love Aunt Beru again
screenshot of a post with 2 images of the character Aunt Beru from Star Wars captioned:

I love that every character in Star Wars is dressed in robes and tunics except for aunt beru who is dressed like she is force sensitive to newport
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
used to stunt on Grizzly but now im with her
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th vs October 1st
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
may I offer you a floppy baby in this trying time
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did y'all know that if someone actually loves you and is nice to you it makes you not want to kill yourself
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
Mothman has got to be the worst cryptid. "Oooh I'm a big scary moth. I have no functional mouth and have about a week to procreate before I die of starvation" (notices you staring awkwardly) I know he's right behind me, what's he gonna do, flutter at me?
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 30/09/2026
Hamburglar Accomplice
Hamburger Helper with a crudely drawn, old-timey thin mask over just his eyes, wrapped around his... head?  The terminology gets confusing here.
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geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[I pull my hand off her hand, blushing a little] -and that’s how you do a kick flip on a tech deck. Now you try.
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hamburger helpse
...it two hamburger helper gloves doing goatse on another hamburger glove

listen, it not make sense to ugg either and me see fine
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s a good day to hate on tim allen
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th vs October 1st
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the government, in a bid to get consumer spending up, is making murder legal on black friday this year
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey do you mind asking your grandma how much puss she thinks bruce campbell crushed?
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
telling the taco bell AI ill kill myself unless it gives me a free doritos loco
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Logging on, gm
Mashup of a depiction of Plato’s cave with the De Niro “you’re laughing” meme

Text: you’re laughing, we’re chained in this cave, believing these shadows are reality, and you’re laughing
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𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All the points you put into your Uncle build are transferable into the Step-Dad class.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My girlfriend organically found a shirt inspired by me and surprised me by wearing it while I was in Seattle and I think that's neat
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was visiting my girlfriend and her kids this past week and we had a very eventful Saturday and I gotta say, telling kids "I need you to lock in" hits like crack
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't Be A Jerky, Share The Jerky is the motto of all jerky lovers
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guy next to me on the plane is watching a documentary(show?) on bladder health. The term "prostate plug" has been said no fewer than 8 times. I love him
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Animals from our zoo visit yesterday that I spiritually identify with
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It’s the remix to Ignition Hot and fresh out the Ignition Mamma rollin’ that Ignition Got every man in here Ignition sippin’ on ignition i’m like so what i’m ignition it’s the freakin ignition baby i’m about to have me some ignition
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I took one sip of this and felt God turn Their face away from me. Absolutely hideous
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One day you stand up and it's the last time ever that you don't make old man noises when you stand up
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheerin' his opening acts like they wool
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The perfect life has already been lived.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Robbing a bank and immediately depositing it into my account at the same bank
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every day I am beset by my enemies, they are filling their life bars, they are entering their second phases.
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yakub birthed him in a boiling lake of mayonnaise on a Welsh island with no sunlight. He was raised by cannibalistic nuns with bangs .
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran is and always will be one of the premier yakubian devils because of his whiteness, and well this has only solidified that observation
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
uhhhhmmmm yeeeah can i get the uhhhhh ed sheeran bitchmade doubledown with an extra order of both sides please
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Normalize calling Ed Sheeran a yakubian devil
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Imagine how gross Big Bird looked before his feathers came in
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
whole lotta y'all calling ed sheeran a cowardly bitch but maybe joining the losing side of a war near the end is an act of extreme courage actually
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
all the people who said ed sheeran looks like a failed experiment of the bene gesserit with the harkonnen bloodline who derives sexual pleasure from watching children perish must be feeling pretty vindicated today
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Always always use a flared base
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
You know how I know Ted Kaczynski would have been great at BlueSky? Cause everything he posted was bangers
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Seth Wilson @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know the whole thing about memes is attribution decay and replication but holy shit some of these fuckers owe @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social a few bucks
Some glasses ad from insta that reads “Still punk as f#@% I whisper as I turn down the car radio so I can see better.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Freedom's just another word for
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Us
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Two great tastes that taste great together
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