Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 6hI just quit my job in and it feels pretty weird. But also, what a relief. 3271
Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 19hDon't talk to women that have that weird haircut. They are not safe. You know, the spiky back and poofy front. 1111
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026[after a few minutes] wait a minute, i think im in the wrong shitstorm 14025
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i'm in a really bad place* right now please keep me in your thoughts *back at work 919761
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Leela 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When Lamb Chop sang “This is the Song that Never Ends” I didn’t feel it then but damn it if I don’t feel it now. 3368
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'd burn your bras for you ~ me, flirting 0186
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Reply to an obvious joke with a serious answer so I know that you were home-schooled. 1317246
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My downstairs neighbors have been pretty obnoxious lately, so I’ve been fighting back by playing really loud music. I never thought I would say these words, but I have weaponized Phil Collins 1616038
Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My kids love scary movies, but they think the old black and white ones are lame. Which one should I show them? 15184
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026just me and my nervous system doing the running man 08128
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My doctor is very new age. And by new age I mean he learned everything on Youtube 14220
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I get these random blocks from weird accounts and I always wonder, what was the defining post? Then I giggle 272
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Logged on and didn’t feel insane. My mute/block curation is on point. 511121
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Got into a fight with my taste buds now they’re my taste rivals. 27532
Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am reading "It". I have managed to never learn anything about the story. And I just found a bunch of old monster movies. Those will be the only horrors I am letting in this week. 2101
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My skeets are like echoes that keep multiplying. 17330
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/10/2024I always enjoy this special time of year when my account seems vaguely appropriate. 410364
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/10/2026An Amish musical group called Rage Against The Machines 1423265
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026All I’m saying is before the internet existed every bar had a cigarette vending machine and everybody had sex all the time 1424073
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sometimes letting yourself fall is less painful than trying to save yourself from it. 03520
Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When everything feels all over. Everyone seems unkind. I'll give you a 4 leaf clover. Take all the worry out of your mind.youtu.beLet My Love Open The DoorYouTube video by Pete Townshend - Topic 3227
Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The kids are alright post. My son's homecoming date slow danced with her girl friends. And instead of feeling emasculated, my son slow danced with her friends' dates. And they were silly and they were respectful and they all had a good time like they should be doing. 0204
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing." --- People who don't know what they're doing 819193
Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I held open the door for a man with his arms full of pizza boxes and soda bottles. He refused to walk through. So not only did i let go of the door, I pushed it closed then watched him struggle to open it. I said "do you need some help" he said "no, I got it". 😆 mighty masculine. 94610
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wearing panties and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart to myself, don’t fuckin judge me. 98930
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The bartender here* has a very heavy pour *in my kitchen 110528
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What if I do an ngl and then I’m still bored. What then, Bluesky?! 177813
Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 04/10/202611 taking a picture of me: guys, mom looks high Me: yeah, on life, baby! I think my kids might be on to me. 03110
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 03/10/2026when you put that thing away and now you can’t find it anywhere 2213036
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don’t argue with morons. Even when you win, you’re kinda losing. 715853
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For Halloween, dying the dryer lint pink, and passing it out as cotton candy. 78130
Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We use "good" and "nice" as if they are interchangeable. That is causing confusion. 0155
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Told my kids that Santa isn't real and that Jesus actually died for someone else's sins and we're all fucked 3209
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026a massage isn't enough, i need to be comically run through several large gears 13412
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: I have used the word "fuck" way too many times this week. Fucking Friday! 56423
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Phantom Limb @hyde85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My generation never was the same after Punky Brewster got canceled. 34717
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026hey if you’re not doing anything i was gonna drive around with the windows down and sing summer of 69 until the world ends 5295
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Watching TV for the first time in a while and what the fuck are these commercials? 54712
Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Can't afford live shows anymore so I go dancing in the pep band section on the high school football games. 14916
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No autocorrect! I meant douche (not touché) 36124
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026People be like oh just be honest but no one really wants the truth 2619664
Reposted by Jo 🦇🕸🕷Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I want to talk to the person who told Totino's they should get into the Ramen game. 2289
