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@poemsandfungus.bsky.social
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I am 40 years old and I exist in three states: at the hardware store, about to go to the hardware store, or just came from the hardware store. She/her 🇵🇸 Discord: poemsandfungus

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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026
an AI cannot meaningfully be horny therefore an AI cannot meaningfully make music
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21h
do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
flyer on a pole reading 

I CAN CHOP ANYTHING 
WOOD TIRE STRONG WOOD
(with action photos)
$400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP 
chopping is how I keep my mind thinking good Thoughts
(contact info9
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Ginny Stibolt @ginnystibolt.bsky.social · 20h
For today’s #BirdOfTheDay Alt theme #Eating, I offer this Monk Parakeet (Myiopsitta monachus) on a fig tree (Ficus sp.) in Montevideo, Uruguay. The insulation of their large, colonial stick nests is one reason why Monk Parakeets are able to survive cold winters & they are found in northern cities.
Photo of a bird perched in a tree with many small globular yellow-green fruit at the end of each little branch. The bird is eating a fruit and one of its feet is raised & is near its mouth. It has a hooked orange beak, tan throat, green head & back with some bright blue wing feathers, green tail feathers. White sky is in the background.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 8h
Being 40 doesn't really make me feel "old" but it does make me feel a sense of urgency to actually do the things I've thought about. This is all to say I'm going to make sure I get to go to New Orleans sometime next year.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 8h
You know, I know Texas is huge and all, but it never really hit me just how absurdly big it is until I was like "I have to go to Dallas next year for work and spouse is going to come along. Maybe I'll take some time off and we'll go see our friends in El Paso. [looks up driving time] oh."
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asakuraskate @asakuraskate.bsky.social · 8h
true top porn #rollerblading
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Sean Padilla (He/They) Will Write a Good Song About Anything @seanpadilla.blacksky.app · 8h
WE JAMMIN' ROCHELLE JORDAN *RIGHT NOW*!!!
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 8h
My other life's ambitions are to learn how to skate and canoe down the entire Suwannee river. Considering I'm currently so out of shape I can barely take the trash out without getting winded, these are ambitious goals to say the least.
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DIEzenthSLAY 🏳️‍⚧️ @hyzenth.nexus · 8h
My husband and I do wildlife rescue 'cause we had to get our rabies shots anyway, and he transported a fox to a rehabber a couple months ago
A very scared looking sick fox in a crate, who we did NOT pet
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 9h
trout haven billboard, "no license needed," route 385, black hills, south dakota, 1980
trout haven billboard, "no license needed," route 385, black hills, south dakota, 1980
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 9h
So there's a really great chance I'll be headed to Dallas next year for work. Probably for about a week. What should I do and eat when I go?
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 13h
maybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
Paul Ifeanyichukwu Gabriel @ @...•2h
Can you explain to me like a 5 yrs old ?

Nikita Bier
@nikitabier • 2h

Every video game -- and every piece of software -- will be personalized exactly to your preferences.
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 9h
did i seriously just see a democrat say "we should defund ice and the other guy is a racist?" if they're allowed to say it why is this the first time?
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 9h
It's now my life's mission to pet a fox.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 9h
Had a lovely encounter with a sweet and cute little red fox on the way home today. It was in the road just before we turn onto our street, and we stopped to let it get past. It went to the side of the road, so we sat there curiously regarding each other for a while before it slinked into the woods.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 10h
i’m sorry but if you say something under a post of mine and it’s unfunny enough i’ll just block you and i don’t care
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 10h
The "just communicate" truism people throw out to solve all problems is so obnoxious because in practice I've seen it used in manners only slightly less extreme than "you didn't tell me NOT to punch you in the head" or "it wasn't cool to block me without saying why after I punched you in the head."
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 11h
If I had any desire to talk to my former friend again I'd remind her that recovery includes taking responsibility for your own actions and critically examining how you've hurt people around you rather than picking yet another new diagnosis to blame all your actions on and declare yourself blameless.
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Cerebellum and Open Border Appreciating Neuropsychologist🦦🦥 @dbuddingphd.myatproto.social · 12h
Stop saying this isn’t who we are It’s absolutely who we fucking are as a country
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 22h
I keep seeing the phrase "social contagion" applied to things that require deep and ongoing commitment, like the decision to not have children, to break with a family member, or to transition. I can't understand this, so it must be a fad rather than the result of complex, layered societal shifts.
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 14h
i didn't even know Courtney Love was still touring but I bet it'd be great to catch them in a small venue like this
A piece of plywood covering a hole as part of construction, with two traffic cones on top and the word HOLE spray painted on it
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 14h
I hate that nobody has invented some sort of invisible robot to walk in front of me and hold my tits up so I don't have to have back pain from not wearing a bra or back pain from wearing a bra.
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The mayor of Saint-Denis, Bally Bagayoko, literally used himself as a human shield to protect students from police violence
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 14h
When you've had a severe restrictive eating disorder yourself, you begin to spot ED Eyes. It's often a bigger tell than size. Ariana Grande is the best example I can think of. That airy, manic look and the "I'm so tiny and vulnerable" face is a dead giveaway. Anyway that's what's up with Susan Dell.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 14h
Baby's first tropical storm in a shed. I'm not that worried because we're further east even than my folks are, but you bet your sweet ass I'm canceling my meetings for tomorrow to "prepare."
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 16h
WE MADE A BANGER. WE BANGED! (thanks @nerdist.bsky.social)
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I miss New Jersey.
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Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fully agree and thank you for reminding me to listen to them again right now youtu.be/9zZ10Jw5ecc?...
youtu.be
Funky Child
YouTube video by Lords Of The Underground - Topic
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I have a deep, undying love for Lords of The Underground because they filmed all of their videos within about 1/2 mile of where I used to live, and also because they've written several of the greatest songs of all time, Exhibit A: youtu.be/6kaFP1czY-4?...
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Lords Of The Underground - Neva Faded
YouTube video by UPROXX
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 03/10/2026
Since 👇 post 9 days ago, Elon has spent almost $11 million more, over a million bucks a day. In the Senate races alone, he's spent: $8.7m in Texas $4.5m in Ohio $4m in Michigan
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
As a mentally ill girlie myself, if you find yourself chronically reacting negatively to anything and everything silly or lighthearted online, then you should try anti-depressants
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cloudzombie @cloudtools.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sunset
Vertically oriented photo of a vivid orange and pink sunset, with purple banks of cloud and a pale blue-gray sky. The sunset is framed by tall backlit silhouettes of trees, criss-crossed by power lines.Horizontally oriented photo of the sky, with a closer view of the trees, showing the same sunset in paler shades.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good evening.
A beautiful pink and purple sunset over a clearing. The picture is taken through a canopy of trees and just advice the top of a gate.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
This is 40
A four panel comic; a man says “now that I’m an adult I can do whatever I want.” A woman says “do you want to come over to my house” and he says no and giggles in a blanket at home
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Need career advice: what's a good job for someone who doesn't like doing anything or going to work?
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 07/10/2026
possibly one of the best inventions of bluesky??? imho they should let you buy 5 "rude" labels for $10 to apply to others' posts.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Awfully rude of a tropical storm to happen this coming weekend. How the hell am I supposed to skate in that?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate web design so much. I don't even know how I ended up always doing web design at work despite having no design background. Other people design websites and they look good and then I try and it looks like a kid's macaroni picture.
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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brah @monolithbrah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bro is going to have the most regular penis you've ever seen, like yes there it is, that is his ding a ling, but somehow the conversation surrounding it will be extraordinary.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's something uniquely uncomfortable about someone reposting 90% pornography and then 10% your deeply personal posts about being emotionally destroyed by familial manipulation.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need to start a new account. 11.2k followers is a nightmare. I can't believe I'm going to have to learn about the AT protocol to import the list of people I'm blocking.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To think I was just telling myself I was going to try to be more charitable towards my father.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Parenting 101: do not manipulatively threaten to forego tumor removal unless your daughter forgives your other daughter for being manipulative.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It fucks you up being both the youngest in the family and the only one who ever advanced past the emotional age of 14.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have moved through the usual stages nicely. "How could my family do this to me?" has been worked through, and I'm safely into the territory of chuckling darkly and saying "those sons of bitches. Of course they pulled this shit. Lol, lmao."
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
3 years of intense emotional strife, extreme emotional work to get over the damage caused by people saying "do what I want or I'll kill myself" and my dad tries to solve the problem by saying "talk to your sister who reduced you to this again or I won't get this tumor removed."
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For 8 months my sister passively threatened sui if I didn't help her cyberstalk her enemies, my former friend sent me constant SI texts to get my attention. I finally got free. For maybe 2 weeks I was healing. Today my dad threatened to not get a necessary surgery until I talk to my sister again.
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