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⊹ name: Megs ⊹ height: 5’2 ⊹ star sign: Gemini ♊️ ⊹ nicknames: Megs, Meggy, Megatron ⊹ siblings: 2 ⊹ relationship: Taken ⊹ crushing on: someone ⊹ fav season: spring and fall ⊹ pets: 2 cats and a cowboy corgi ⊹ fav color: green, black, pink ⊹ live: Nebraska

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

usually don’t like bragging about taking expensive trips, but i just got back from the grocery store. Now i’m on the way to the gas station

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I miss skipping school, skipping work is so serious.

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Joke theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of skeeters suffer every year!

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

*makes a post* *here enters an internet warrior* “you stole this joke it was posted years ago by someone else” Me “wild concept that people can post the same thing. It’s probably been posted a lot 🤷🏻‍♀️🤯”

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just did 8 push ups lmk if he raises his voice with you again babygirl

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Me, an independent woman: I don’t need a man Also me, an independent woman: I sure wish I had a man to help me carry stuff into my apartment

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My next guy is gonna be amish no snap no fb just him and me milking the cows 🐄

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Dasani water taste like it’s been sitting in a water gun

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

astrology girls will hit u with their car & be like whoops it’s because im a caprisun

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Knuckle tats: M O R E W E E D

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“AI will replace you” is AI gonna take the same whore back 6 times lol

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What if you are watching Storage Wars and they find a whole bunch of naked photos of your mom lol

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If you can’t handle me at my sweatpants and crop tops then you don’t deserve me at my sundresses and sandals

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I may not have a tight grip on life but I do have a tight grip…. Nevermind

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

nothing brings neighbors together like cop cars in front of another neighbors house

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Post something random or you’ll have an awful September

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Soda was $11.99, buy 3 get 3 free. This shit is dumb

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Me checking my bank account after grocery shopping: we will rebuild

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Tonight’s dress code is my favorite

A picture of Meg’s in a black crop tank with a spider web heart and gray sweats

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Benadryl smart AF, you can't have allergies if you unconscious

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Trauma dumping for the soul

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Me: it’s 4 in the morning My cat: do you think I give a fuck

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I wanna be so in love we got a Sunday flea market routine

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Listen, your home can only get so clean if you have fur babies

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Grandma asked to borrow my ex’s necklace. I didn't have the heart to tell her it was anal beads..She looked like Wilma Flintstone

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I ain't for the streets, I is for the ponds..Cause I’m a silly goose

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Y’all be fckn 3 dudes and then get on fb and ask who Mount TVs 🤔😭😭

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Sorry I haven’t been very funny lately. It’s just that I’m not actually that funny

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Mg hips don’t lie but they do be hurting

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

A bird just shit on me. What does that mean?

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

@deviwestside.bsky.social is encouraging me to yell at people as we drive by

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I foraged* road trip snacks like a bear preparing for hibernation *bought

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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

“your hair looks so good!” yeah i just washed it!

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

We are all meat just waiting for our expiration date.

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

She ain’t wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you never have to lay under a man who is built like Bob the Builder again

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Hot girls are directionally challenged

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Heartbroken because he didn’t ask me to be his founding father for Fourth of July

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it

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Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

idc if vans arent good hiking shoes im not gonna look lame in front of them squirrels

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