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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯

@burritozen.net

4.2K followers 510 following 5.8K posts

Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27… cover art from kvibber.com alt text: In Burritos We Trust

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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 3h

Forgot how good The Haunting of Hill House is

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Wave Young Luke

Alt: Wave Young Luke

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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 4h

Jeeves, my finest of dick shorts, please

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 3h

as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 4h

Still from the television show The Simpsons showing Jasper with his hand up and and angry look on his face
Text reads
"Slow down. Bluesky's for regular posting

Not for fancy posting"

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 5h

I only want to hear good things about writing utensils tonight

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 6h

*at burrito industries* Worker: you're losing followers Burrito: I have followers? Worker:...yes...that's how this works. Burrito: but why?

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 7h

Cop: can you tell what happened to set him off? Witness: we were just sitting there and a commercial came on and he started attacking the screen. It was Liberty... *Burrito in a cop car* BIBERTY! NO MORE BIBERTY!

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 9h

*takes a nap in your pocket*

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 9h

I mean, I can go on like this forever.

@madgreek2024.bsky.social has added you to the "Weird Nerds of Bluesky " custom feed list

I then added him to "Weirdos Who Make Mute Lists."

@madgreek2024.bsky.social has added you to the "Absolute Wankers! custom feed list

So I added them to "Weirdos Who Make Another List After You Put Them On A List." Description is "Pretty much just @madgreek2024.bsky.social"

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 11h

how 'bout a shooping?

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 10h

Dr. Doom takes off his mask and it's Jared Leto's version of The Joker. *Fade to black*

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 10h

Mentally I'm here.

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Trex Love: Hilarious T-Rex Pole Dance

Alt: Trex Love: Hilarious T-Rex Pole Dance

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 13h

A semicolon is just a regular colon that needs a fluffer

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 11h

This is about me

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 11h

How to get a block from a burrito. 1. Post something political on a post that has nothing to do with politics. 2. Be a spam account. 3. Be an asshole to me or my moots. If you're reading this...you are none of these things. Congratulations 🎉

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 12h

Biblically Accurate Pumpkin Spice Buttplug

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Meeka @meekanz.bsky.social · 12h

Jokes on you, I'm not in any group chats.... Oh, wait.....

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Mom got rid of all my search engines again.

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 30/09/2026

[in the criterion closet] I feel like the scene where Pauly Shore's Character Bud MacIntosh Says "Free Mahi Mahi" spoke to my soul in the movie Bio-Dome. *Tears up* I'm sorry I said I wasn't going to cry

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm sorry I burned a bacon-scented candle in your mindfulness room.

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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 30/09/2026

to the untrained eye 🫶 looks like a heart but a real pro sees a gap that should have a burrito in it

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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just had a burrito so good, it made me forget about the NYT list

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's better to be the hunter than the hunted, especially when the thing you're after is a large burrito.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Time for my weekly frozen burrito with kimchi

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makswhale @maksheadroom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

mission-style burrito

chihuahua wrapped in a blanket

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Silke @silkehartung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Breakfast burrito, or as I call it, a burrito. It's just a normal burrito I'm having for breakfast because I'm an adult and who's going to stop me? So good. Really wanted one.

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Ellen but spooky @yotedragon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Need burrito

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 30/09/2026

Chorizo, Beans, a spicy salsa and Potatoes

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 30/09/2026

It's kind of cozy.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Indiana Jones and the Gas Station Burrito of Questionable Judgement

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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

idk if this will be a controversial take but for me the breakfast burrito is the most beautiful burrito

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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Non-aesthetic post-run breakfast burrito

A bad pic of a burrito

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 30/09/2026

BURRITO FEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A picture of a squat and angry looking godzilla with his teeth bared

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the UK aloe vera is just someone saying hello to their friend, Vera

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 29/09/2026

Cause of death: kindness

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do not use SKYRIZZ if you have lungs, two feet, or a desire to eat eggs. Side effects may include developing gills and bizarre fantasies involving Bryson Stott.

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i push my fingies into my 𝘌𝘠𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘚𝘚𝘚𝘚𝘚𝘚!

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 29/09/2026

You are all lucky bluesky was down. I had this banger that would've been liked and reskeeted by everyone. Sadly I forgot what it was....this is just a tribute.

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 29/09/2026

Did we lose Brit again?

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 29/09/2026

I will also say that Control Resonant is a solid game. I'll probably be playing it and Witcher 3 for the rest of this year.

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 29/09/2026

T-minus 7 hours until I can actually play Witcher 3 Remastered. I haz excite

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Henry Cavill as Geralt in The Witcher

Alt: Henry Cavill as Geralt in The Witcher

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

they should make lunchables for kids too

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 29/09/2026

Any questions?

Associates of Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., holding up a picture of David S. Pumpkins behind him as he's got a "gotcha" face on right before he's about to eat shit.

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 29/09/2026

Alright peoples. Which should I watch first? The Haunting of Hill House Midnight Mass The Fall of the House of Usher

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know what you do on the Internet

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026

[waking up]:

an owl in a person's hand, horrified expression

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s

Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026

Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons theonion.com/fall-canceled-after-3-…

Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 29/09/2026

*sneezes*