gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress 991789189
gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 23hheyyyyyy it’s only 200 dollars. look like an extra from a 1980s medieval erotic thriller 102521
Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 22hShe belongs in a FMV educational game from 1998 11114
Seth Robson @sethrobson.bsky.social · 12hLevel 1 Cleric did not make their saving throw from having to wear that ugly sack. 010
carlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social · 2hVersatile! Suitable for both fashion shows and harvesting your turnips from the fields in your medievil peasant village 020
Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 15hWake up, you were dreaming. Not even last night's storm could wake you. We've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go. 060
Lost In Afterthought @lostinafterthought.bsky.social · 23hWhy is her hair tucked into the collar? 120
Canis LaTRANS @rinleycoyote.bsky.social · 2hShe’s so thrilled to finally be playing a shepherd for the third year in a row in her church’s christmas play 000
whitelinegames.bsky.social @whitelinegames.bsky.social · 20h$200 to look like someone who most likely got abused and then died of something like dysentery. The world constantly finds new ways to amaze me 030
Zoë @artistzoe.bsky.social · 3hI gotta say, I would wear the hell out of this dress with some Roman style sandals so I could pretend to be a background character in a flashback cutscene in Yu-Gi-Oh. It looks like that weird pseudo-Egyptian anime look they had for some characters, lmaooooo 030
Deep State Nepo Baby @ambiguouswoman.bsky.social · 23hI’m pretty sure I wore this in the church christmas play one year 0110
Alex Janevski @alexjanevski.bsky.social · 21hDoes it come with the rough leather cord, or is that an add-on, for that peasant chic look? 020
milla🧷 @villakala.bsky.social · 19hYep, this is the kinda loot you find in the very first chests in the starting area 010
Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 14hThis design was rejected for the original Star Wars film as looking too low tech. 001
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 21hIDK whether Garmentory is *intended* as a pun on purgatory, but if the shoe fits... 030
Papa Victa @papavicta.bsky.social · 13hThere’s probably an upgrade in her disorganized mess of an inventory. 020
Adam @rabidinsomnia.bsky.social · 18hShe’s stuck standing by a wagon with only two dialogue options 050
Corey’s G’Autumn Gagged 🏳️🌈 @thealmostbear.bsky.social · 22hThe cast of Real Housewives of Galilee rave over this. 1243
Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 23hmeet casey. she doesn’t want to go to the ren fair but her try-hard mental disorder caused her to make a dress out of bedsheets anyway 0160
F Kellingto @fkellingto.bsky.social · 10hIf they make it out of burlap or hessian in dude sizes, I'd probably get it (especially if they added a hood) 010
Creative Wronging @creativewronging.bsky.social · 22hThis lady has giant rodents in her larder, but not much gil to offer the party in exchange for helping her be rid of them. Perhaps they would accept this unknown handheld contraption that belonged to her departed grandfather? 0150
Ms. Trannÿ of Tÿranny 🏳️⚧️ @alissa914.bsky.social · 15hMy sister once had a model friend who said that whenever you see a model in a weird position in a picture, it's always because the outfit looks terrible unless you stand that way. 020
spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 23hthe student costumers made like five of these for our high school production of les mis 0170
Sandy draws comics @skimlines.bsky.social · 23hit's what happens when you spluge on shoes first for that +2 agi 1410
Mahni @midwesternmom.bsky.social · 23hI don’t get why she’s so sad - it’s ribbed for her pleasure. 020
NONE 🇻🇪 @non-e.at.app.wafrn.net · 1hThis is the type of shit that will give you a small buff on magic and agility but a huge debuff on defense and charisma for some (understandable) reason. 000
Ada Mae 🏳️⚧️ @roll-girl-x.northsky.social · 23hNo matter how baggy the fit, she just couldn't get her heart in it. 060
Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 23hStanding there repeating “have you heard? The hunter saw an elf go behind the waterfall!” 0401
Sadcommunistdog @sadcommunistdog.bsky.social · 17hCommandement? I wall. I meane so-lookin ass outfit 000
What the hell is all this @ecbean.bsky.social · 22hThat run all the way back to Qeynos is brutal, man 030
Antilles @wedgeantilles.bsky.social · 19hI’m super hot but they’re making me wear this stupid monk’s habit 000
Oasis Mentality @eddiestats.bsky.social · 22hnext time she sees her agentstatic.klipy.comPrincess Bride: Liar SceneALT: Princess Bride: Liar Scene 070
The Red Terra @theredterra.bsky.social · 11hAre these the new Mormon sacred garments that I keep hearing about on TikTok? 010
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 20hType of shit you wear when you haven't even unlocked your class specialization skill tree yet 030
realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 17hThis autumn's hot new "bring me 5 rat tails" look 020
Jules @nodanaonlyjules.bsky.social · 23hnot sure what to make of that metallic shade nail polish with the ensemble 250
2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 11hlooks like Annstatic.klipy.comMichael BluthAlt: Michael Bluth asking "Her?" 100
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 23hit's the girl jesus is dating at the beginning of the movie before he gets his big makeover 1991
nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 19hanxiously looking for limping rats to kill hoping for a hide cuirass drop 060
thrilled salmon @thrilledsalmon.bsky.social · 9hI remember her I bought a leather helm and an antidote from her in the first town 020
Elizabeth @lizk.bsky.social · 19hhey that was a pretty good look! back when the gauls were invading 010
Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 15h"I'm sorry. I know nothing." ass dress. 040
Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 23hThis poor woman works so hard but the stores are thin and there isn't enough firewood and she's worried her family will not survive the winter. 0480
patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 16hneeds more mud & straw, but this is peasant off any "medieval" drama 020
𝕮𝖗𝖔𝖜 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 @discrowpanik.bsky.social · 18hBut it's hideous AND has a zero armor rating!static.klipy.comSkyrim: What in Oblivion is That?!Alt: Skyrim: What in Oblivion is That?! 020
Jet Jaguar @checkthatout.bsky.social · 23hSo, uh, you come here to get your humors leeched out often? 040
Bette Davis Side-eyes 🏳️⚧️ @jaciem.blacksky.app · 22hThe Name of the Rose (1986) costume designer is still working, I see. 0100
Teddy Sorkfeber @freddiemurky.bsky.social · 10hTo be fair it DOES look exactly like something you'd find at a place called "Garmentory" 010
hyperentity.bsky.social @hyperentity.bsky.social · 11hthey got her wearing the “I beseech thee, m’lord” tunic. 011
Elli (she/her) @elisaelli.bsky.social · 23hMy level 1 cleric has this dress because she's in penitence (slightly rattier), what is this nonsense. 060
jesse @jesse41.bsky.social · 23hthis seems reminiscent of a time, maybe in the early 90's?, when we wore frumpy clothes maybe to prove how pretty we were. Like, I'm wearing a potato sack, but I'm so innately pretty that you still find me lovable and attractive! remember "overalls?" 040
jesse @jesse41.bsky.social · 23hI think this is photo-shopped onto the likeness of a model. why her agent allowed this is another question. 020
Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 9hWhen you wake up in a medieval prison cell, you have to wear something... 000
Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 11hWas going to say this is what Anna Taylor Joy wore in The Northman but then I looked and her costume from that movie is more elaborate 040
Ayo Denali @the-dallas-denali.bsky.social · 23hOnce she levels up she'll get some better gear, she just needs to get out there and run some dungeons. 090
NLorenz - Artist, Writer. CutieCats COMMS OPEN! @napalmnacey.bsky.social · 2hIt looks like a worn out compression sock forgotten in the back of a drawer and found ten years later. 010
Autochthonia @autochthonia.bsky.social · 20hShe only needs to beat about 20 slimes before she can upgrade her outfit to leathr. 010
Venus's Unruly Child @saturnexalted.bsky.social · 2hThis is just a cheap costume for the guy in the Pit of Despair in The Princess Bride. *looks at price* Sorry, an EXPENSIVE costume that looks cheap. 010
Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 11hOf all the things I hate about this dress, I think the shoulder seams are the most upsetting. That is simply not an appropriate location for high contrast seams. 120
Joe Ickowski @joeick.bsky.social · 21hFits to wear to your husband's funeral after he dies of plague (you have no other fits to choose from) 0120
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 9hIt’s going to be mandatory in schools soon enough. Except for game day where the cheerleaders will be required to show extra skin.static.klipy.comMike Johnson Speaker Of The HouseALT: Mike Johnson Speaker Of The House 000
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20hin this case LFG stands for "Looking for Group bc I need some better loot" 0100
Graham @grims.bsky.social · 23hthat matt bors “we should improve society somewhat” comic has so penetrated society that designers are making medieval peasant wear as a subconscious protest 0270
