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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The first architect of the White House ballroom resigned after warning repeatedly that Trump was insisting on designs that violated fire and safety codes, the Washington Post reports. “I am the code,” Trump said www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
By Sarah Blaskey and Jonathan O'Connell
In the weeks leading up to his resignation last year, the first architect on the White House ballroom clashed with President Donald Trump over design features that the architect believed violated building safety codes, according to two people with knowledge of the discussions and corroborating documents reviewed by The Washington Post.
James McCrery II withdrew from the project last October after warning repeatedly that Trump was insisting on a preliminary design that did not provide adequate emergency exit routes or fire-containment measures, said the people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe the private discussions.
Trump brushed off McCrery's concerns, they said, and the president countered that no building codes apply to White House construction.
"I am the code," Trump said.
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
famously a thing police departments and state and federal law enforcement agencies never do it's not a "rogue" agency it's doing what it was designed to do and what decades of funding from both parties has equipped it to do.
The thing that makes ICE a rogue agency isn't just that it hurts and kills people, it's that when it hurts and kills people it always circles the wagons and tries to hide the evidence. A culture of zero rules and zero accountability.
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brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
as a liberal, I believe all the crises we face are the result of people being rude online and not the feckless depredations of global capitalist consumerism and white supremacist empire
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they keep calling it the macklemore controversy but I can think of some more apt names
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
full of peace and joy, but encompassed by all the horrors of the half known life
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time I bring something like this up on this site, people lose their shit in my mentions. I will say AGAIN that no one currently voting for Democrats knows that they will specifically do if they win except for some vague "hearings." THAT'S IT.
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the voices told me to make this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels @kmfe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Communism now no longer meant the concoction, by means of the imagination, of an ideal society as perfect as possible, but insight into the nature, the conditions and the consequent general aims of the struggle waged by the proletariat.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a Republican man and his ideal bride
A dumb meme depicting a baby labeled "liberal women" holding a crayon labeled "19th" who has drawn on a wall labeled "western civilization. And a man says to her " ok honey time to say bye bye to the crayon"
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The idea that you can push a politician in a direction after they get elected is maybe the dumbest thing I see people say on here
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
mitch mcconnell can only speak in dracula flow bars now
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my cup doth not runneth over
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
shawty out here holdin up half the sky
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the tech bros telling you LLMs are conscious don’t think women are people.
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Change MdM @changemdm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran and the lady in the Thinking Out Loud video, but the lady's head has been replaced with Benjamin Netanyahu's
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the ol karl marx special, baby
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
so hitler is in heaven?
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
found a job posting that was good pay and aligned with my experience, but one of the job requirements was haivng a personal relationship with jesus christ. you mean a dead person?
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
yankees went crazy with this one
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
starting to forget 9/11 ngl
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
eating cereal similar to kellogs smacks: this smacks of smacks
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i'm feelin pretty male loneliness epidemic today
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
gotta take dad's phone away cuz he keeps sharing ai slop
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
all men ponder the fall of omegaverse rome
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
just finding out there is an animal called a plate of puss
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
kids don't know the struggle of renting a movie from blockbuster and realizing you got the widescreen version on accident when your tv is standard ratio.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i uh met with jared kushner to uh uhhh uuuhhhhhhhhhhh
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josh boerman @bosh.worstpossible.world · 29/08/2026
uncanny resemblance
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
None of this is surprising from Dem leaders, who prefer to be toothless opposition to Nazis than to govern with leftists, but watching every broadcast media company spread defamatory lies about antisemitism is delirium-inducing. Oh well! Gut Shabbos!!
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
charlie brown was so real for saying good grief all the time.
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
glad that we are no longer suffering under the oppression of food regulations
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
told my kid to "give it a rest" today, and that's gotta be the whitest thing I've said all year.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For those keeping score
Happy kitten captioned "hehe" next to "harris campaigns with cheney," "newson has friendly chat with bannon," and "jeffries has private hangout with kushner"

Below is an angry kitten captioned "not heheh" next to "aes talks to piker"
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
food place be like "20% off select items" but none of them are gluten free cuz fuck me.
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
when dems focus on hasan piker with the energy they seldom use for anything else, it is as clear a symbol as you will get that they defend fascism. you will never push the democratic party left.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ICE has fallen out of the headlines but July marked the largest number of migrant detentions ever on record. Five migrants have died in ICE custody in the last two months. It's also currently impossible to legally migrate to this country, as 100% of visa applications have been paused.
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
grim reaper is on a true villain arc
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
all of my problems lead back to me not having a fursona
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
cornbreadmaxxing
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
oh you like bondage? check out this spiral bound notebook.
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Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels @kmfe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Communism now no longer meant the concoction, by means of the imagination, of an ideal society as perfect as possible, but insight into the nature, the conditions and the consequent general aims of the struggle waged by the proletariat.
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
trying to explain to my dad that people don't say boners anymore, they say hard wee wee time.
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
structured queer language
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
there is a such thing as deserving to die. if you don't believe that, you will watch people die who don't deserve it.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You guys talk about guillotines and just desserts for ICE and Musk and the Trump admin but when confronted with Castro who actually did that to the people who enslaved and raped his country for the previous 60 years you no longer have the stomach for it, makes ya think why that is
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