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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Somehow the running robots are gonna get just good enough to run down protesters but never good enough to do anything useful. Cops are gonna be like "unleash the Runnin Fools" and they'll crash into demonstrators at 130 miles per hour; survivors are then arrested for assaulting a police officer.

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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Working on a new dangerous hobby for rich people: Paracycle sinkhole diving

Crude stickman illustration of a person driving up a mountain on a motorcycle, launching themselves off the side via parachute, then diving down from the parachute into a narrow sinkhole from an altitude of a thousand metres.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Like for autistic, RT for degenerate goblin

@BBW_BFF

this is how full-grown adults talk about movies in the year 2024

(images of Fred Savage from The Princess Bride)

They're kissing again

Do we have to hear the kissing part?

@Vamleaf

The problem with sex scenes are two fold, firstly, they aren't justifiable in terms of the plot, and secondly in terms of emotions. They work great for the autistic who can't deduce character intentions. or those who want degeneracy validated by major studios.

@Vamleaf

"I want more sex in movies!!" = either someone who views them as a 1:1 analogue for real life or degenerate goblins who want to see famous people naked.

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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Destroy me, and I will become more powerful that you can possibly imagine.

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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Slipping my pharmacist an extra £50 to make sure I get the Covid vaccine that turns you into a cute transgirl.

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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Breaking: Centcom announces that 2,000 ICBMs, complete with guidance systems, security codes and nuclear warheads have been accidentally delivered to Tehran: "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen."

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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You either die a hero, or live long enough for the Daily Mail to describe you as "increasingly-balanced".

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Just about everyone I know is a snack getting stuck in a vending machine away from total collapse.

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SteamDeckHQ @steamdeckhq.com · 16/02/2026

SteamDeckHQ Has Officially Become A Critic on Metacritic! This means that our reviews will be posted on Metacritic and contribute to their score. While this won't change our usual posting and reviews, this is a big step forward as an outlet: steamdeckhq.com/steamdeckhq-...

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SteamDeckHQ Has Become A Critic On Metacritic! - Steam Deck HQ

SteamDeckHQ has officially joined the lineup of critics on Metacritic!

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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

DJT: [demented rambling] LG: Mister President, I'm feeling short of breath, my chest is real tight. DJT: [Insane nonsense] LG: Mister President, Sir, I wonder if we could end this call? DJT: [murderous ranting] LG: Mister President, my wife thinks I should go to the hospital. DJT: [inane jabbering]

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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

It's the last day! $1 for 4 books $6.99 for 12 books $14.99 for 34 books Everything you need to play YEARS of #DeltaGreen including #GodsTeeth AND #ImpossibleLandscapes. Spread the word and get in there...while it lasts.

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Delta Green Cosmic Horror RPG Collection | eBook Bundle | Fanatical

34 RPG books and packs for the Multi award-winning Delta...

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allavut @allavut.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

#Onthisday in 1837, Queen Victoria ascended to the throne and so began the Victorian era. Of the vast amounts of Victorian content on our site, this is perhaps our favourite — a dictionary of Victorian slang: publicdomainreview.org/collection/a…

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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Someone told Greg Bovino to pick on someone his own size, so he had the DOJ indict Kat.

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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

@killedbygoogle.com RIP the app store search function. To find the minor & unknown app Samsung Health I had to go to the publisher's page and scroll through their apps there

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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Why do we keep the Worst Spoon? Because if we dispose of it, we only crown a new Worst Spoon

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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

@mytholder.bsky.social Pre-orders have dropped on the App for The Dungeon Book.

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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Me when the last bandit tries to flee melee:

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026

me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this

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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Disconcertingly, the interviewer looks almost exactly like satirical comedian Rebecca Front

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Shannon Rich @richones.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I have an idea! Let’s drop the Brian and all of his Fox and Friends on a tanker and let them show us THEIR guts! The ratings would be through the roof and whether they make it through or not EVERYBODY WINS!

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DeMarcusD @demarcusoaklv.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

💪🏾

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FEARsten @k-a-aitch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Pencil drawing of an anglerfish labeled "AI-enabled police state" with a little stick figure dangling in front of its mouth saying "hey kids! I'm a cartoon of you with Santa!" And a little fish thinks "wow I don't know what Santa is but this looks cool!"

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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

all hogs no pigs

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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Incredibly unreal moment just now when, having binged through the last chapter of #bookofhungrynames I go up upstairs to offer my wife a cup of tea, and she responds with "Thank you. You still exist in my world." 👀

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Tony: Hey Dave. Check it out. I added a button to the login page. Dave: Oh yeah? Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"? Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do? Tony: literally nothing

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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

It's my day off, and the music algo picked Dog Day Are Over for me. Pretty sure the Spirits are telling me to play #Werewolf: Book of Hungry Names.

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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

In high school in the '90s, the teachers spent years trying to boost our self esteem, stop us from calling each other r*tards, stop saying we were gonna kill ourselves, etc., only for Beck's "Loser" to drop and ruin their life's work.

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