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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 5h
Man, all these stories spurred by Cornell has me glad I never went to Uni.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 6h
i’m sorry… eel? www.tmz.com/2026/10/06/a...
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BESTIALITY PORN CLAIMS INVOLVE HORSE AND EEL
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 6h
How are women still queuing up for this fucker?? www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
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Elon Musk’s Exes Are the Most Damning Part of a Massive New Documentary
Interviews with Justine Wilson and Ashley St. Clair in the nearly four-hour-long “Musk” paint the world’s richest man as capricious and cruel even toward those closest to him.
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 6h
They're saying it might be the Perfect song. youtu.be/4YWjDDg-_BY
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Kacey Musgraves, Intocable - Uncertain, TX Feat. Intocable (Spanish Version) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by KaceyMusgravesVEVO
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Keri Blakinger @keribla.bsky.social · 9h
BREAKING: Christa Pike is now awake and talking, per her attorneys:
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Max Granger @maxgranger.info · 13h
Happening now! Border Patrol amassing forces after land defenders re-established a tree sit on the Mexican side of the border in La Noria, Sonora, this morning, stopping wall construction the day after DHS killed the Grandmother Tree.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9h
"we have to just move on and move forward" status quo dems, please take note
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𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖍 @farmerclarg.bsky.social · 13h
some bonus Bean because he was the best to ever do it and i’m gonna miss him terribly
cute dog laying upside down, tongue out, big smile


dog sitting in a baby stroller because he is no longer main baby; looking stately about it
man and dog sitting side by side on a wooden back porch, dog handsome
dog being held by man; image of just the dog is blurred as he freak out
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We can still create wonders
Amc theaters Instagram post showing the whalefall popcorn bucket which is a whale and a diver. You eat the pop corn out the back of the whale.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h
Trump on his meeting with Gold Star families: "I invited them out to check out the new helipad, check out the new ballroom, and check out the new helicopter"
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
A crab shaped jungle gym and it says welcome to the crungle we've got fun and games
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(hollaback/cc) @drun.v25media.com · 03/10/2026
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Halloween costume for Gen X
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 11h
I should actually revisit this story. Who's got the best summary?
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Ken Schwencke @schwanksta.com · 19h
A year ago, @propublica.org told you immigration agents had detained more than 170 U.S. citizens. We’ve updated our count, and we’ve got all the receipts. The tally: At least 506 citizens detained. Sometimes held at gunpoint, handcuffed, or even deported. projects.propublica.org/american-cit...
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they hated her because she told the truth
The Holy Trinity Diagram, showing that Broccoli is not Cauliflower is not Brussels Sprouts is not Broccoli, but that all three are Cabbage.


The diagram is arrayed in a trangle, featuring a circle at each corner of the triangle connected by lines that say "Is Not", with each circle also connected to a single circle in the middle by lines that say "Is"
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i need to lock in
Charmin bear with toilet paper breasts
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 11h
Is he coordinating with any foreign power to "take out Los Angeles and San Diego?'"
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 11h
We were hanging out watching the Falcons Saints game and I asked one of the lesbros what should I get my wife for an upcoming gift set... (I like giving several different gifts, like a gift pack. it spreads out the risk of her not liking it. and can be curated to her different traits)
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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 12h
NO! THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANY MORE! NO!!!
Research scientist sickos whose funding has been revoked.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h
Q: Why did you change your minds, sir, on the taxpayer-funded ads and will you reimburse the government for the millions of dollars you already spent? TRUMP: The ads were really good. They were promotion for the country. Ahhhhhh. Done by many presidents before, so we'll decide.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you ever see a take that just blanks your entire consciousness for a second
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 12h
Trump take hamburder
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 12h
chat bbt, an I hungry?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PEDOPHILE
DOWN!
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 13h
thehardtimes.net
If You Didn’t Want to Attend the Gathering of the Juggalos You Shouldn’t Have Put Me in Charge of Planning Our Honeymoon
Yo babe, are you serious? You really wanted to go to Disneyland after the wedding? Then why didn’t you just say so?... Continue reading this gem
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 12h
This is excellent. I want to see more Dems going hard on this.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13h
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
went to one of my favorite places yesterday, Longwood Gardens
trees and plants in a conservatory. the floor is covered by a couple inches of water and the plants are arranged on either side of the floor to create an aisle in the middle. plants in baskets hang from the glass ceiling.lilypad garden with huge saucer like lilypads surrounding a plant in the center. triangle glass roofs of conservatories are in the backgrounda wall of colorful orchids a walkway in a conservatory, fan palms on either side surrounded by low ground cover plants, shrubs, etc. hanging plants are at the end of the walkway, glass ceiling above
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 13h
An autistic person using a new bathroom for the first time has had to delay their urgent bodily functions due to spotting something truly horrific on the walls, it has been reported.
thedailytism.com
Misaligned bathroom tile prompts letter of complaint to God, Santa, or anyone who will listen
An autistic person using a new bathroom for the first time has had to delay their urgent bodily functions due to spotting something truly horrific on the walls, it has been reported. While everyone…
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 16h
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 16h
Suddenly going to need to watch Invest 92L carefully- not good news for refiners near the Mississippi River
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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ULTRAVOX QUIET MEN
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 14h
that's Jay Leno
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump says that he’s going to start paying for those propaganda ads with his super PAC money but no word on whether he’ll reimburse the government for the millions already spent.
Trump: The Radical Left is upset with the fact that I am taking Ads, which I consider to be a positive promotion for our Great U.S.A., and paying for them with U.S.A. money. This is a rather standard thing to do but, rather than doing that, although nothing will make them happy, I have decided to do the Patriotic Ads, among others, and pay for them myself, and with money I raised for MAGA, Inc. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 14h
when you help a little old lady and she thanks you but then asks "Do you go to church?" and then you have to break her heart 😅
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 19h
4/ Fernando Vasquez, an 18-year-old citizen, was on break from work when agents chased and handcuffed him, then put him in their truck. After realizing their mistake, the agents left the teen alone in the woods, with no way to get home. Then they threw his ID out of the truck.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19h
White supremacist cops take a minority citizen, drive him out to the woods as a threat, and leave him there. No, it's not Mississippi in the 1930s, why do you ask?
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 19h
The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD (content warning: violence) ⬇️
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Alabama Political Reporter @alreporter.com · 17h
Easterbrook billed himself as a protector of family values and last session voted for a bill to allow the death penalty for child predators. #alpolitics
alreporter.com
State Rep. Easterbrook sought sex with minor, says new filing
Easterbrook billed himself as a protector of family values and last session voted for a bill to allow the death penalty for child predators.
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Lee-uh the Sufferin' Succubus @feistyfeminist.bsky.social · 16h
News came out that the sheriff is looking into AI license plate readers and these old fogies are PISSED. Get em, grandma!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h
First Lady Natalie Harp sits next to her man in Marine One as they return to the White House last night, then reenters the building after another day of traveling together #TravelWithNatalie (Tasos Katopodis/Getty)
pic of Harp and Trump on the chopperpic of Harp walking back to the White House
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 16h
“Soldiers and family members have told The Associated Press of a failure to recognize the seriousness of injuries, a poor plan to get the wounded to hospitals and red tape that has hindered follow-up care. The Pentagon has said that the medical care was appropriate.”
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Soldiers seriously wounded in Iranian drone strike tell AP the military's medical system failed them
Some U.S. soldiers gravely wounded in the deadliest Iran strike on American troops say the military medical system failed them.
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 16h
free profile pic
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 16h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 5
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Screen shot from a YouTube video by someone named MEpearl, an older woman with short hair wearing a red long sleeve shirt and a dark floral scarf. She sits before a wall of books, though it may be a photograph of a wall of books, but the important detail is that in her lap is a beautiful possum, and that possum is eating from a plate of fruit on the table before them. The title of this video is “is your possum a narcissist.” It has 31k views and was posted 5 days ago.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’ theonion.com/smiling-unblinking-tom…
Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’
‘I’m Really Not Angry At All,’ Says Actor
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