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Stone Cold Jane Austen

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I'm Lorelai Sabrina, but you can call me Rory, unless I hate you. Then you can't. Gandalf's Goth Sister Not a fan of archons. linktr.ee/estrusflask 🔞 💉3/3/22

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 1h
I watched a movie and the only thing better than someone liking a movie you enjoy is someone hating it.
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A ★★★ review of Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
"I'm infected... by my genetics." "Am I love this movie, it's so ridiculous, and I enjoy the songs. But the friend who watched it with us absolutely hated it, and instead of a review, I'm just going t...
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 6h
I think I've watched Hadestown's proshot like four or five times now.
The climax of Hadestown's pro-shot. On a large circular stage, Reeve Carney as Orpheus kneels in a pieta pose, looking down into a large hole. On the opposite side, Hermes holds out his hands, wondering how he could have come so close (the word "close" is captioned). The band is visible on one side of the steps around the stage, while the Fates stand on the other steps. The light is dull and warm, shining down on the pit, creating harsh shadows on the stage and cast.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watched a movie. One of my favourites, and I got to show it to some people.
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A ★★★★½ review of Tremors (1990)
"Yeah, well, for all you know, they can fly." There are movies from your childhood that you keep coming back to. This is one of those for me. I love this movie, and now that I'm older (and let's be ho...
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 18h
My hip gave out on the way to the bathroom 😭
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 22h
Many such cases.
A Google alert saying "Predator director tracking new Sleeping Beaut..."
The filmmaker is partnering with Disney for a fresh take...
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watched a movie. One of my favourites, and I got to show it to some people.
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A ★★★★½ review of Tremors (1990)
"Yeah, well, for all you know, they can fly." There are movies from your childhood that you keep coming back to. This is one of those for me. I love this movie, and now that I'm older (and let's be ho...
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The problem with therapy is having to remember the abuse that lead to your trauma.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate waking up and my body hurts.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't even know how to report that my oven is borked again.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's frustrating having a friend who is very good at roleplaying and coming up with stories who also is flighty and easily loses steam. It definitely triggers my anxiety about people not liking me, even if he probably reaches out to show me random things more than anyone else.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Re-upping this, since the month is almost over and I'm going to start getting hit with some of those charges.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I watched a movie.
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A ★★★ review of Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
"Those [flowers] are nice, huh? And they're not real, so they'll last forever." What a movie. "Socially awkward shut in gets a sex doll and treats it like a real person" is the kind of set up to a sex...
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
umm actually the cop/mayor dynamic was a lot more complicated that that and a lot of mayors were actually subservient to their local police force. im a pillowmayor btw
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do you think in 600 years when we're all clouded up there'll be a bunch of cyberdykes going Oh to be a loyal Cop... bethrothed to your Mayor... and buying like Village People ass navy blue caps to anachronistically pair with 21st century milsurp riot armor
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I watched a movie.
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A ★★★ review of Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
"Those [flowers] are nice, huh? And they're not real, so they'll last forever." What a movie. "Socially awkward shut in gets a sex doll and treats it like a real person" is the kind of set up to a sex...
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I've n-never done any c-crimes or anyth-thing, th-though" — a character who has murdered two people, suplexed a car, stolen from a museum, tore up a 40 foot circle in Central Park, and killed two mobsters. But those don't count, because she had good reasons.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I could use some money for what few expenses I have, and also my birthday is next month 🥺
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thigh Thursday?
A fat pair of thighs in big orange stockings and a naked ass and a bit of belly laying on a bed
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My fucking oven is broken.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thigh Thursday?
A fat pair of thighs in big orange stockings and a naked ass and a bit of belly laying on a bed
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~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace @hulcricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well then maybe ol' bony shouldn't have made them battlefields, but England is under threat of invasion, and though we be on the far side of the world, this ship is our home. This ship is England. So it's every hand to his rope or gun, quick's the word and sharp's the action
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
STARSHIP CAPTAIN: take evasive action! ME: yes captain! ME: *texting the Klingon ship* oh hey haha sorry only just seen this 🙂 I’m still getting ready, do you think maybe we should try to rearrange this for some other ti
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had heard about the Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary but I just saw the trailer and oh my fucking god. This is insane.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Celebrate bisexuals by giving me money (I'm bisexuals) Cash.me/$aspel
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate that I have to beg the Internet for help, but I'm dying here. Cash.me/$aspel ko-fi.com/estrusflask Venmo.com/estrusflask If you're looking for something worth paying me for: sites.google.com/view/esperism/home
I have 1.25 in my bank account
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A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Crowdsourced omorashi encyclopedia, “WikiLeaks”
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to pay my internet bill, and I need to buy more needles for HRT. tbh I could also use some edibles. I'm almost out.
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Silas #whereisactiii @silascs333.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Call me Willy Wonka the way I put my kids in his chocolate factory
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel like a good 90% of my anxieties are around money, of which I have none. I only have somewhere to live because I'm tolerated enough for that, for some reason. If anything breaks I'm fucked. Normal people don't (or shouldn't) live like this. pls give money, read my writing, things like that 🥺
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Queer, she/her Not a fan of archons Witch in training Lorelai Sabrina, call me Rory if you like, "Lore" is just confusing (Rori if you wanna flirt 😉)
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 21/09/2026
“you must be Protestant” is a top tier insult
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reminder that the Crab Dark Souls game is great.
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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok so this book is going deep into Nixon now, and I didn’t realize that I didn’t hate this man enough
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I sincerely hope that the Democratic party is buried. I am so sick of people telling me that we have to support people who want us dead simply because they want us *less* dead.
A bunch of liberal drivel about how the Democrats have to be supported because "pubs want to persecute you" and that transphobic Democrats "are just a handful" as if there wasn't a constant fucking spew of "vote blue no matter who" and as if the anti trans crowd was actually getting pushback. 

Democrats are the progressive force, that's why I have to put up with them saying they don't support "men" playing female sports
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only difference between a threat and flirting is tone I'm gonna pound you good.
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Bart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A tweet that says “US Military almost started was with China due to AI error - CNN”

This was quote tweeted with a picture of a big blue ribbon that says “This happens in Metal Gear Solid 2 award.”
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pretty bug @inyourculture.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*pointing at your pussy* hey are you gonna eat that?
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Kunt Vonnegut™️ @op-ivymoon.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trans rights:
Trans rights: If We Burn, You Burn With Us
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Libs will talk about the concept of civic government even as civic government prevents positive change. They care more about this fictional game in their head than they do about the lives of other humans Civilization is the lie that makes violence palatable to them. They will never want that ruined
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember: It's too important that the Dems win, so you should let them campaign on killing you, that's an effective strategy!
Chad wojak voting against Hitler
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender?
A drawing by @Daertistic of Jolyne Kujoh handcuffed and in an orange jumpsuit while Saul Goodman defends her in court, saying "Your Honor, my client was just being goofy"
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel like a good 90% of my anxieties are around money, of which I have none. I only have somewhere to live because I'm tolerated enough for that, for some reason. If anything breaks I'm fucked. Normal people don't (or shouldn't) live like this. pls give money, read my writing, things like that 🥺
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Queer, she/her Not a fan of archons Witch in training Lorelai Sabrina, call me Rory if you like, "Lore" is just confusing (Rori if you wanna flirt 😉)
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why does even fairly restful sleep cause me pain in my body
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just saw an image of an Afini with a Qu as a floret. Certifiably insane
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Being oppressed by my friend telling me I'm not allowed to eat poison (I vomited up what I ate yesterday because I didn't rinse the soap off my apple well enough)
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just saw an image of an Afini with a Qu as a floret. Certifiably insane
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Velouria 🏳️‍⚧️ @baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
picture of tiramisu, text reading "the tiramisu fandom is dying repost if you love ladyfingers in your mouth"
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There was a post that was like... a long list of bad or frustrating things that could happen during sex. It was like one of those inktober type things. Write a story with this each day kind of thing. The original Tumblr for it is gone, so does anyone have that?
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