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Milli Vanilla

@millivanilla.bsky.social
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I love eating books, baking songs, and reading good food. Living on Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶 I fell in love with the shape of you But you dissolved into a pile of goo And the memory is nightmare fuel Where the hell is your body?🎶
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Normalise saying "What the fuck is wrong with you?" when other men are out of line.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The explosive diarrhea lettuce behaved in unexpected and concerning ways.
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
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Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Two balls, two brains. Coincidence? Science says not!
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Going to put a Bristol Stool Scale poster on the back of the toilet door so I can play bingo.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When Ed says “What is happening in Gaza…”. Like, is it just ‘happening’? Is it a mystery who is doing it?
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎶 I once was Army Or should I say The Army once was me They came into my room Isn't wasn’t good No morning wood🎶 With apologies to the Beatles.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How the hell can you be confused about whether the name drawn from the hat is the winner or not? Have these people not bought tickets in a meat raffle?
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An entire politics and worldview animated by a lively terror that somewhere, somebody might be eating a free cheese sandwich
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Accept they're not free really are they? The cost the tax payer, when giving children a breakfast can be achieved for 50p at home. The cost to the tax payer is far far higher per breakfast than
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Show us your face for the week.
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Man's Disappointed Reaction
Alt: Man's Disappointed Reaction - Robert Vaughn stares incredulously, then turns and walks through the door.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The object of Occult Baseball™️ is to score a (Bap)home(t) run.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cookie Monster stood at the railing, fighting to catch his breath. That little guy had put up one hell of a fight. He leaned over and looked down. It was easily a hundred foot drop, but he couldn’t shake the paranoia. He had to go down there and make sure Elmo was really dead.
Cookie Monster stands at a railing before a sweeping vista, and a steep drop before him.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Spends more than a quarter of each day trying to extend his life? Muse said it best in Knights of Cydonia. 🎶 Don't waste your time Or time will waste you🎶
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Reducing the number of AirBnBs increases the availability of rental properties, which places downward pressure on rents. Who’da thunk it?
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Name five albums that helped shape who you are: Photo album Stamp album Human serum albumin Lactalbumin Ovalbumin
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There’s just one. 1. What am I, a tailor?
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wed 26 Aug - all hail Aldi, god of chaos. Kraken Spiced Rum and a Cordless Hair Clipper set.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just reminded that CODA (2021) is one of those films that makes me cry. Clearly because of all the cutting of onions. So many onions.
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Sophie Bee @pogform.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Found a use for the 10 image upload.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17/10/2023
A man in a top hat trying to give an award for being the whiniest little shit but that makes the receiver really mad and he screams that he doesn't WANT to be the whiniest little shit which pisses the top hat man off and so he produces TWO trophies
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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is the superior Flock of Seagulls single music.youtube.com/watch?v=8N8D...
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Space Age Love Song
YouTube video by A Flock Of Seagulls - Topic
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
some catastrophically bad riffs here. really should’ve seen that coming
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you saw over 30 cats steal a boat, no you didn't
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Change a letter, ruin a movie The Greatest Shoe on Earth
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just saw an ad for Deuterium Depleted Water. It made no claims about any benefits in consuming the product (other than enriching the seller of course). Which seems like the ultimate “do your own research” crock ‘o crap. And now I am grumpy about stupid shit. Again.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey. Didn’t the US put a 12.5% tariff on Australia after accusing us failing to stop imports linked to forced labour? That seems weird. Right?
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Trojan Horse, but it’s filled with Americans who just ate some lettuce.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
All my Apes gone.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
general reminder that you absolutely do not need to have an opinion on everything. social media just makes you think you should. "i don't know enough about this to have an opinion" is one of the most liberating thoughts you can have in the modern world.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
But I would eat 500 pies And I would eat 500 more Just to be the man who ate 1000 pies And threw up on your door.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Poo joggers get around. www.cnn.com/2026/07/25/h...
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Cyclospora outbreaks start with human contamination. Nobody has ever been able to figure out how | CNN
As cases of explosive diarrhea continue to rise across the US this summer, health officials are grappling with a longstanding question about the tiny parasite that’s behind all this torment: Just how ...
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We seek to develop an AI smarter than humans, and hook it up to military equipment, just like in the countless cautionary science fiction stories. We think this will be a good thing, and don’t understand why it makes people mad.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer
Sean Connery as Zed Zardoz, from the film Zardoz. 

Sean is rocking a braided pony tail, and is wearing a red proto mankini/bandoleer and thigh high black leather boots that must have chafed like mad.

In the background is a dusty white landscape, and small hills.
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A fun thing to do is censor stock photos of people coughing
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 21/07/2026
Every now and then, it’s worth saying what ought to be obvious: trans people have always existed, and will exist as long as humans do. They’ve not done anything wrong by wanting their existence recognised, supported, and celebrated. The transformation of their existence into “an issue” is evil.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wait until the Pentagon discovers boxes. gizmodo.com/pentagon-say...
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Pentagon Says Drones Can Hide in Wind Farms, Freezing 155 Wind Projects
The Trump administration claims wind turbines pose a national security threat. The industry says it's pure politics.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Surrounded by police, the then-unidentified Jack Karlson is surprised at being arrested in the video, exclaiming: "Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!"
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Trent Reznor collects small Celtic statues. Nine Inch Gaels
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Americans should be forced to pronounce “herbs” and “heinous” the same way.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
sam neill seemed pretty wonderful and adorable and I loved watching him be kind and odd with animals and if you've never seen reilly ace of spies for god's sake watch reilly ace of spies
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Vale Sam Neill. Australia has lost another of our great Kiwi imports.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s fun to pronounce Horse De Wormer in a bad French accent, like it’s the name of an aristocratic villian.
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me. At the moment. Beecause.
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ITYSL: Always Wear a Helmet
Alt: ITYSL: Always Wear a Helmet
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I am drinking cocktails that have salt and sugar on the rim of the glass, and all is well in my very small sphere of the world. No correspondence will be enter into..
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key @lefttwix.com · 30/06/2026
in tagalog, instead of saying “whatever happens happens” we say “bahala na si batman” which loosely translates to “let batman handle it” and i think that’s beautiful
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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Typing ‘meatwad’ to find an Aqua Teen Hunger Force gif, and autocorrect suggests ‘meat waders’.
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