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@beefygoblin.bsky.social
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Just a very bored man with nothing going on.

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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m still recovering from surgery and can’t be striking with a thousand plus pounds of force. And a naked man keeps showing up at night to harass us from our porch. I chased him off with a Manix but to be frank not the best fighting knife. My other option is the salt series native chief but…
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad.
The "Jason Figured it Out" meme except instead of Jason, it's Third Way
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have to share something with you as many people as I can because it keeps happening and nothing is being done about it. A naked man keeps showing up with pants on his head at odd hours of the night. Shining a flashlight into our place and smoking on our porch. For the first two incidents I
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reading through lawsuits involving our various family enterprises. My father’s business was sued over final destination type event. law.justia.com/cases/missou... A piece of metal fell off a truck and sat on the road for a long time until someone drove over it just right. Sending it into the air
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Coon v. American Compressed Steel, Inc. (Mo. Ct. App. 2006)
Coon v. American Compressed Steel, Inc. - 207 S.W.3d 629
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No one is "imagining" that prices keep rising. So much online discourse frustrates me because prices ARE UP IN FACT.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 04/09/2026
this is the kind of high quality content you can only get from one of bluesky dot app's 38 most influential posters
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Please, enlighten us, JD.
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JD Vance Just Claimed That The U.S. Won 'Almost None' Of The Wars They Fought In Until Trump—And Everyone's Asking The Same Question
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m post surgery and running low on pain pills while still in horrible pain for 3 weeks. So we went to a dispensary. Going to do dabs. I haven’t done dabs this year. Should I start with the Mac and Cheese, Granpa’s stash or Hell’s OG? The goal being to pass out asleep. Not have a nervous breakdown.
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"When you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice, you may know that your society is doomed" ~ Ayn Rand @garthtoons.bsky.social
Garth German/ Garthtoons.com
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Guys I have a complicated legal question that’s driving me nuts. Okay you know how Grok AI is in hot water for allowing csam to be used to train it? Well because of how it derives information that information in order to draw even if the original training material isn’t has…
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 21/08/2026
You "all pizza is good pizza" folks haven't ever been tested by the Altoona-Style Pizza and it shows
"Altoona" style  ""pizza"", a thick piece of bread with tomato sauce, american cheese, slice of bell pepper, some other junk
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 21/08/2026
EXCUSE ME WHAT
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this fucking guy, man. this one fucking guy. i'd give you one guess as to the transness of autumn and her comrades but it wouldn't be a guess so i can't
In another twist, Hill and several other defendants were not sentenced by Pittman, the judge who tried their case. Instead, they were brought before the U.S. Magistrate Judge Reed O’Connor, a George W. Bush appointee who has been so sympathetic to the Trump administration’s agenda that he was chosen by government prosecutors to intercede in a federal case about trans healthcare all the way in Rhode Island.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 12/08/2026
“I remember thinking, ‘If I don’t do exactly what I’m told for the next minute of my life I’m going to die right now.'" More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I did volentary outpatient therapy at a psych ward and never once saw a shrink. Also it turns out my symptoms were not in my head. So I basically paid to be gaslit. I was in withdrawal from a meds change. Serious withdrawal. Never saw a shrink so meds issue wasn’t addressed.
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Baby's Shocked Reaction to Price
ALT: Baby's Shocked Reaction to Price
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
sojo.net/articles/new...
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“A deal with the devil”: Religion Motivates Data Center Opponents in Texas
Some see the AI facilities as a sign of the apocalypse, others see an opportunity to advocate for environmental stewardship.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You almost have to hand it to Trump at this point. He’s figured out how to manipulate world markets by doing nothing more than tweeting bullshit 24/7.
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Still don’t understand why my nephew chose Rutgers when he had so many options. Sure it’s close to home.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
are they denim shorts
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Saw it coming. No one with a Nazi tattoo is a good person
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My wife is throwing a fit because I’ll need two surgeries as opposed to one. I have two hernias. Bilateral. So she screamed and got us thrown out and then gave me a rough ride hurting the right hernia worse and breaking my sunglasses. Bitch needs a shrink.
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My wife said no sex until after I get the hernia fixed. She’s worried about me getting hurt. Weeks. Not even a handy. Wtf. Should I drag her with me to see the surgeon Friday for the consult so she knows it’s safe to blow me?
lot.do
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 25/06/2026
bull sign, "prime rib", chittenango, new york, 1988
bull sign, "prime rib", chittenango, new york, 1988
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
When I fart in he hernia inflates like a balloon.
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Stewie Griffin's Horrifying Realization
ALT: Stewie Griffin's Horrifying Realization
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 24/06/2026
if you cut in line you’re going to go to hell. this is a genuinely held belief of mine. and it’s not the cool hell with the artists and poets and sodomites, it’s the other one where they rip you apart with meat hooks and put lava in ur butt
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Woke up with a hernia in my groin yesterday. Have an appointment with a surgeon on Friday to plan the surgery. You know it’s serious when it only takes a couple days to get an appointment from a doctors referral. What’s worse it’s my intestines and this has created a little bottleneck so…
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This weather
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Rosemary @sophygurl.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Gets to make us all scared
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pathetic
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
At my wife’s last job someone djd throw the metal taco trays at someone else and even I got screamed at by an employee while eating lunch. Seriously. Hannah’s General Store in Fair Play Mo. We got trespassed for calling the health department over them asking her tk the-use the dredge for a week.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
again, elmo is canonically from baltimore, why would he be a knicks fan
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 15/06/2026
lotta people on here:
Patrick Bateman smoking a cigar captioned 

imagine hating on me and all I'm doing is spreading negativity and bad vibes while being generally unpleasant to be around
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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James D'Amato @oneshotrpg.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Sometimes art doesn't have a purpose.
An image in the style of the classic Magic: The Gathering logo that says Heights: The Wuthering
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David Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 15/06/2026
Journalists have a duty to tell the public that the president and his aides are seriously considering suspending habeas corpus *when it is happening* rather than saving it for a book rollout over a year later
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I'mTheProblemIt'sMe @spin4srv.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
When my elder sister was in HS (in the 70s) my dad had bought her a mace spray which leaked in her purse. Next time she put on eye makeup it was a _bad_ time. Sorry about your stuff.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
one of my lipsticks came open in my purse and got lipstick everywhere
ben affleck smoking
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My wife is abusive but apologized after hitting me in the back of the head with a half full can and screaming at me that she was calling the cops to kick me out. All because I took a step towards the kitchen. And it’s like “I’m pretty sure the cops would arrest the person hitting the other person.
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
when you check her drivers license
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/06/2026
Mom Casually Mentions Her Bunco Group Threw Molotov Cocktails At ICE Last Week theonion.com/mom-casually-mentions-…
Mom Casually Mentions Her Bunco Group Threw Molotov Cocktails At ICE Last Week
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Famous authors asking you out
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Breaking: Team USA has won the World Cup for the first time because all the other teams were denied entry into the country and had to forfeit
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Genel Jumalon 🍉 Fan X Salt Lake @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
People like Kane and many many others that do care about human art and the creative process have been a beacon of hope while trying to navigate making art in this current climate.
CBS MORNINGS ON YOUTUBE (JUNE 4, 2026)

Interviewer: I read that you do not want to embrace Al.

Kane: Absolutely not.

For me the whole point of doing what I'm doing-art is a way of processing life. I don't see the value in outsourcing any element of that.

When I'm looking at someone else's project, if I see an element of the environment [where] they use generative fill or whatever to change something about the scene, it just shuts off the part of my brain that wants to know more about that world. Because I would assume if they're willing to make an arbitrary choice there, they could make an arbitrary choice with literally anything.
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ever since Iost s bunch of weight rapidly my dick had been longer and I’ve now either bruised the tip repeatedly or could it be cancer? I know I bottom out sometimes but for the tip to have a dark spot for this long is worrying.
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Mr. Slave's 'Jesus-Christ!' Moment in South Park
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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It feels weird out today
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