Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m still recovering from surgery and can’t be striking with a thousand plus pounds of force. And a naked man keeps showing up at night to harass us from our porch. I chased him off with a Manix but to be frank not the best fighting knife. My other option is the salt series native chief but… 100
Reposted by RossBree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad. 2783196
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have to share something with you as many people as I can because it keeps happening and nothing is being done about it. A naked man keeps showing up with pants on his head at odd hours of the night. Shining a flashlight into our place and smoking on our porch. For the first two incidents I 100
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Reading through lawsuits involving our various family enterprises. My father’s business was sued over final destination type event. law.justia.com/cases/missou... A piece of metal fell off a truck and sat on the road for a long time until someone drove over it just right. Sending it into the airlaw.justia.comCoon v. American Compressed Steel, Inc. (Mo. Ct. App. 2006)Coon v. American Compressed Steel, Inc. - 207 S.W.3d 629 000
Reposted by RossPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 04/09/2026No one is "imagining" that prices keep rising. So much online discourse frustrates me because prices ARE UP IN FACT. 3475
Reposted by Ross-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 04/09/2026this is the kind of high quality content you can only get from one of bluesky dot app's 38 most influential posters 2291
Reposted by RossGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Please, enlighten us, JD.comicsands.comJD Vance Just Claimed That The U.S. Won 'Almost None' Of The Wars They Fought In Until Trump—And Everyone's Asking The Same Question 5848971
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m post surgery and running low on pain pills while still in horrible pain for 3 weeks. So we went to a dispensary. Going to do dabs. I haven’t done dabs this year. Should I start with the Mac and Cheese, Granpa’s stash or Hell’s OG? The goal being to pass out asleep. Not have a nervous breakdown. 200
Reposted by RossThe Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"When you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice, you may know that your society is doomed" ~ Ayn Rand @garthtoons.bsky.social 0126
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Guys I have a complicated legal question that’s driving me nuts. Okay you know how Grok AI is in hot water for allowing csam to be used to train it? Well because of how it derives information that information in order to draw even if the original training material isn’t has… 200
Reposted by RossChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 21/08/2026You "all pizza is good pizza" folks haven't ever been tested by the Altoona-Style Pizza and it shows 6818120
Reposted by RossCorinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 13/08/2026this fucking guy, man. this one fucking guy. i'd give you one guess as to the transness of autumn and her comrades but it wouldn't be a guess so i can't 5390125
Reposted by RossRolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 12/08/2026“I remember thinking, ‘If I don’t do exactly what I’m told for the next minute of my life I’m going to die right now.'" More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol... 3316156
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I did volentary outpatient therapy at a psych ward and never once saw a shrink. Also it turns out my symptoms were not in my head. So I basically paid to be gaslit. I was in withdrawal from a meds change. Serious withdrawal. Never saw a shrink so meds issue wasn’t addressed.static.klipy.comBaby's Shocked Reaction to PriceALT: Baby's Shocked Reaction to Price 000
Reposted by RossCharles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 09/08/2026sojo.net/articles/new...sojo.net“A deal with the devil”: Religion Motivates Data Center Opponents in TexasSome see the AI facilities as a sign of the apocalypse, others see an opportunity to advocate for environmental stewardship. 022
Reposted by RossMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 03/08/2026You almost have to hand it to Trump at this point. He’s figured out how to manipulate world markets by doing nothing more than tweeting bullshit 24/7. 18593120
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Still don’t understand why my nephew chose Rutgers when he had so many options. Sure it’s close to home. 000
Reposted by Rosshammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/07/2026are they denim shorts 1252
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Saw it coming. No one with a Nazi tattoo is a good person 000
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My wife is throwing a fit because I’ll need two surgeries as opposed to one. I have two hernias. Bilateral. So she screamed and got us thrown out and then gave me a rough ride hurting the right hernia worse and breaking my sunglasses. Bitch needs a shrink. 000
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026My wife said no sex until after I get the hernia fixed. She’s worried about me getting hurt. Weeks. Not even a handy. Wtf. Should I drag her with me to see the surgeon Friday for the consult so she knows it’s safe to blow me?lot.do 000
Reposted by Rossold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 25/06/2026bull sign, "prime rib", chittenango, new york, 1988 215027
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026When I fart in he hernia inflates like a balloon.static.klipy.comStewie Griffin's Horrifying RealizationALT: Stewie Griffin's Horrifying Realization 000
Reposted by Rossrue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 24/06/2026if you cut in line you’re going to go to hell. this is a genuinely held belief of mine. and it’s not the cool hell with the artists and poets and sodomites, it’s the other one where they rip you apart with meat hooks and put lava in ur butt 423821
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Woke up with a hernia in my groin yesterday. Have an appointment with a surgeon on Friday to plan the surgery. You know it’s serious when it only takes a couple days to get an appointment from a doctors referral. What’s worse it’s my intestines and this has created a little bottleneck so… 100
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026At my wife’s last job someone djd throw the metal taco trays at someone else and even I got screamed at by an employee while eating lunch. Seriously. Hannah’s General Store in Fair Play Mo. We got trespassed for calling the health department over them asking her tk the-use the dredge for a week. 000
Reposted by Rosslowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 15/06/2026again, elmo is canonically from baltimore, why would he be a knicks fan 919524
Reposted by RossU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026Is it carbon monoxide 100133772718
Reposted by RossJames D'Amato @oneshotrpg.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Sometimes art doesn't have a purpose. 101035278
Reposted by RossDavid Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 15/06/2026Journalists have a duty to tell the public that the president and his aides are seriously considering suspending habeas corpus *when it is happening* rather than saving it for a book rollout over a year later 8867971910
Reposted by RossI'mTheProblemIt'sMe @spin4srv.bsky.social · 15/06/2026When my elder sister was in HS (in the 70s) my dad had bought her a mace spray which leaked in her purse. Next time she put on eye makeup it was a _bad_ time. Sorry about your stuff. 1101
Reposted by Rosscait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/06/2026one of my lipsticks came open in my purse and got lipstick everywhere 254436
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My wife is abusive but apologized after hitting me in the back of the head with a half full can and screaming at me that she was calling the cops to kick me out. All because I took a step towards the kitchen. And it’s like “I’m pretty sure the cops would arrest the person hitting the other person. 100
Reposted by RossChris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026when you check her drivers license 846871835
Reposted by RossThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/06/2026Mom Casually Mentions Her Bunco Group Threw Molotov Cocktails At ICE Last Week theonion.com/mom-casually-mentions-… 515639729
Reposted by RossElle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Famous authors asking you out 1233420773
Reposted by RossJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears. 9795091397
Reposted by Rossstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Breaking: Team USA has won the World Cup for the first time because all the other teams were denied entry into the country and had to forfeit 1895059791
Reposted by RossGenel Jumalon 🍉 Fan X Salt Lake @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026People like Kane and many many others that do care about human art and the creative process have been a beacon of hope while trying to navigate making art in this current climate. 84210746434
Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Ever since Iost s bunch of weight rapidly my dick had been longer and I’ve now either bruised the tip repeatedly or could it be cancer? I know I bottom out sometimes but for the tip to have a dark spot for this long is worrying.static.klipy.comMr. Slave's 'Jesus-Christ!' Moment in South ParkALT: Mr. Slave's 'Jesus-Christ!' Moment in South Park 000