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Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.

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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 17h

Tonight, 47 Senators supported my resolution to get accountability for the 9 Americans killed on the West Bank & for Palestinians who face injustices daily. That's more support than we've ever had in this fight. Republicans blocked us, but we won't stop until we get justice.

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We love to mock this monstrous loser, but in fairness middle aged guys look funny a lot of the time. The key is to just wear clothes that respect your age, or - barring that - at least fit nice.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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merritt @merrittk.com · 29/09/2026

they should make a drink with the same flavor and consistency of nyquil but it just has vitamins in it . for people who like thte taste

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the church of jesus christ of latter-day sass

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/09/2026

Sorry I just need to take a few years to think about everything

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

heyyyyyy it’s only 200 dollars. look like an extra from a 1980s medieval erotic thriller

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Sridhar, you haven't been funny in a while". I was never funny. I was faking it, imagining what a funny person would say and then posting it for clout. My jokes were all made up.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

hes going to announce hes never heard of choosin texas

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

AI actress Tilly Norwood has released a new shirtless photo that reveals a totenkopf tattoo. I hope you're all ready for this whole song and dance again. 😞

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[skate park] ME: hey watch this *does sick kipflick* wait *does sick flickpip* no wait *does klikcfip* hang on *klifpick* *fipklick* *pilcklif* *likfkpic* *ckilpifk*fuck

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

KEEP HONKING but consider this... what if I am asleep, and you are part of my dream? If you wake me with your honks, what then would become of you? - Philip K. Dick, "Brain Days at the Honkatorium"

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You literally have a beverage in your bio. You have decided that drinking IPAs is an integral part of your personality, above even soccer refereeing. I have an iced coffee in my hand at all times, including during sex, and it's still not in my bio

Their bio: Dad, husband. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

sharing my screen at the meeting and getting my friend to message me “great job. You are so good at working” right when I do. I pretend to be embarrassed and hide it

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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

100% pure testicle derived microplastic ingot

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELELELTON DRIVEN THERE CAR AND TRYEN TO SHOP AT A FUCKEN STORE AND THEY WONT LET EM!!! THERE LOCKEN ALL THERE SHIT UP STOP ADDING LEVELS TO MY LIFE!!!! DO NOT MAKE ME FIND A GUY WHERE I FEEL GUILTEY ABOUT MAKIN HIM UNLOCK ALL MY SHIT!!!!!!!!! AND TA TEXT SAYS I HATE STORE'S UNLOCK MY ALLERGY PILL'S unlock my monster pop unlock my sock's unlock my lotio unlock lonfey detergenet unlock ibuproffin unlock my tooth paste unlock my deodorant UNLOCK MY DEODOTANT IMMEDIATELY !!!! NOW NOW NOW WHAT THE FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

why would netanyahu do this

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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

[me using a nudify app on my pervert glasses with random women on the street] I need to know which way Mecca is

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Chatting with customer service, trying to get a partial refund since the F-35 parts were purchased with expedited shipping.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.

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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

i am absolutely dying at semen retention influencers. if tori amos, fiona apple, & trent reznor had come in a vision to teenage emily & said “you have to stop masturbating or you’ll lose all your creative energies” i would’ve been like, “there’s a lot of stability in becoming an office manager.”

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Y'know, I sometimes start feeling this way myself. At which point I keep my mouth shut.

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome

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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

LSDeez

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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when some people say "Bluesky is a toxic anti-AI place" I am always a little irritated. Most of social media is teeming with AI generated images and other media, and the pro-AI crowd is all over politics, media and power. What makes you so resistant to the idea critics might have ONE space?

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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Another thing about this is the idea that NYC and LA, cities chockablock with transplants, don’t understand the other parts of the country. I moved to SoCal from Northern Virginia, you don’t think I’ve met a fucking Republican bsky.app/profile/emil...

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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Minnesotans deserve health care, not just health insurance. As Senator, I’m going to fight to pass Medicare for All and end prior authorization.

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026

Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis

Reuters world news - the Houthis say they struck Riyadh. here's why it matters. and the thumbnail has a big picture of a Houthi strike and in the corner, a photo of Ed Sheeran with no mention

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ed Sheeran:

I'd like to make a toast to the troops.
All the troops - both sides.

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I want so dearly to be sad, but I have nothing to be sad about. It is a miserable situation.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

you should be able to get a page-a-day calendar just of civil war beards

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 19/09/2026

Getting ads for gentrified crack pipes

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

when you're trying to get ice sometimes the cubes humiliate you on purpose

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!

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Moe @verdantwonder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Me too, ax man robot

A hodgepodge robot that was once a ctton candy vending machine, with a taped sign on it that says "I am fragile, treat me nice"

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's admittedly been some years since I've spent time there, but this frankly seems like a real bait-switch.

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Come to think of it, I should probably give this thing I put in my mouth a little clean.

A close up photo of a keychain holding a few keys, a small flashlight, and a battered rectangular, 3D printed plastic whistle. The flashlight shows significant wear to its knurled surface, some of which is reflected in a corresponding smudge of paint/metal oxidation or something on the whistle.

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Aunt Fancy @auntiefancy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I really think someone should open a bathhouse at Bloomington and Lake and call it PowderHorny

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The location near our house has a huge parking lot and still frequently has a line of cars out into the street. I've been there three times now, trying to figure it out. Flaccid crinkle fries, seemingly microwaved toast, and chicken + sauce that somehow combine to create AntiFlavor.

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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Drill Instructor: what is your major malfunction, maggot!!!??? Army man: it’s my dick, sir!

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