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Charles McPherson

@varitel.bsky.social
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Guy in your replies when Massachusetts mentioned. English/ужасный русский. Food enjoyer, jazz liker.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guy from the "I Think You Should Leave" focus group sketch
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes the toddler with a handgun actually gets one down range.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ezra Collective dropped some heat today with this new record. tidal.com/track/522251...
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Ezra Collective - El Corazón
Listen to El Corazón on TIDAL
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Had to wait 10 minutes for my mobile order because the Dunks was swamped. September 11 is a day that will live in infamy.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 02/09/2026
People can criticise Leni Riefenstahl for her opinions all they want but the fact remains she taught love for the moving image to a generation of German children. And I don't expect everyone to understand, but when the Sorting Hat made me a Scharführer, it was a formative moment in my childhood.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Jeb Meme but it's Markey
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Latest MBMBaM is a minefield for Justin mispronouncing tequila and mezcal vocabulary.
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cryptic 🔄 pollinator @magicscience.info · 28/08/2026
good news
ad mockup for new Barilla "One Single Brick-Sized Noodle" (Al Dente Perfection in 38-40 minutes) with image of cooked brick-sized noodle on a plate with sauce and grated parmesan.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The memorial we were all waiting for. www.reddit.com/r/Morrowind/...
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From the Morrowind community on Reddit: RIP to the Bard Queen. May Azura's light shine on her
Explore this post and more from the Morrowind community
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I bought the fancy Masienda masa harina last weekend and finally took it for a spin. They say the poor craftsman blames his tools, but sometimes he's right! Better texture, more flavor, raw tortillas are firmer and easier to transfer to the griddle, and I went four for four on the full puff.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gotta get comfortable with your moeds and scalse.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: "The cup is half full" Pessimist: "The cup is half empty" Statistician: "What the fuck am I supposed to do with an N of 1? Bring me more cups!"
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When I'm dictator, it will be mostly fine if you're cool, but if you call it shawarma or gyros or al pastor I am sending armed inspectors to verify the presence of that vertical spit thingy. No spit, no life.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Thank you to everyone who liked my post. I couldn't have done it without the person I QTd and the GNU Image Manipulation Program.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Kamala but on the Von Braun in audio log form
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Feels like cheating to say "The Dispossessed" by Ursula K. LeGuin, "Parable of the Sower" by Octavia Butler, or that whole "Broken Earth" trilogy by N.K. Jemisen, but what are you gonna do, not read speculative fiction?
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The fuck?
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Petition to make Word's grammar check drop down say "I know more than you" instead of "Ignore once" when it flags an issue incorrectly.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
2-3 lbs of copper. They're calling it the new 40% of cops.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's very fitting that the admittedly small number of Russian leftists I've encountered online seemingly all bought Twitter premium so they could post nine paragraph screeds back and forth at each other. It is in fact exactly what Lenin would have done.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sorry, but the "Ukraine" Laura Loomer supports is not a free, democratic country, but a new place on which to project the image she and folks like her previously had of Russia as a white Christian ethnostate upon realizing that image was more or less just the Kremlin gassing them up.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Glad to have gotten to watch some baseball this evening.
View of the Sox/Jays game from the pavilion at Fenway.  A friend's company seats were free tonight and they got them.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Viva España or whatever.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Real heads know
Bit from that one Strongbad email where it says "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE" but HEAD is replaced with HEART
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@jkass99.bsky.social But did you see the Reagan statue in Tbilisi?
Bronze statue of Ronald Reagan located in Tbilisi, Georgia.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Damn, Rs zigging when we think they're gonna zag.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Remembering the time I made this
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'm a long time The Long Dark fan, but man, I just played part 5 and it was dogshit. I get the feeling they had to rush it, which, yeah, probably. The "big reveal" didn't land for me, but I could forgive that if the gameplay leading up to and surrounding it wasn't full of baffling decisions.
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 07/07/2026
death to america, of course
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Viva México
Homemade chile relleno.  What a massive pain in the ass, but honestly worth it.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Nukemap, but for the DC fireworks display
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Anti AT&T Aktion
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
US defeats Bosna. Bloodied, but still standing. Just when they start to head off the field, a second health bar appears. "Hercegovina, the Duke of the Mountains" rises from below. Orchestra goes crazy.
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 29/06/2026
Orson Welles holding a glass of wine for a Paul Masson commercial, with the Pausa de Hidratación logo in the corner
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A THIRD BEER HAS BEEN OPENED
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
We have a real diacritic gap with the Turkish team
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
There's a guy at work where I swear the stockroom thinks his name is a typo instead of just Polish.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Rick Bayless really is the ultimate gringo
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hey wait why do all these Uzbek guys have Russian-sounding names?
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I love these Grainger ads where it's like "When you're an ice cream machine technician at a third-rate water park, you know that every scoop counts. That's why Grainger has exactly what you need, like thermocouples and number six paddle attachments to quickly get your cream churning again.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ska shows are great until someone bumps into you who is so sweaty it's like they ringed out a sponge over your shoulder.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I was worried about World Cup traffic fucking up the T, but by God were getting 3 minute headways on a weekend. I hope the Scotland and Haiti fans realize this is not normal.
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
@cambridgemass.bsky.social .sdrawkcab si cibarA ruoy taht uoy mrofni ot terger I dna erauqS namnI dna tcepsorP neewteb erihspmaH no revo keew lla ngis siht yb dessap ev'I
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Aht
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Trivia guy asked us to name any four of the top five most populous cities in Ireland and like half the bar went up to ask if he meant "The Republic"
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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If I was president, airport bars would be open 24-hours
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