mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 1hI stunk a company in the emails until I got a $600 custom merch refund. I'm a good CEO :) 3180
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 6hseeing an ad for "clothing-optional yoga" with AI art is what finally bricked me 0350
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 7hexpensing this on the business card and getting called into HR (which is just my desk in my living room because I'm the boss) 2363
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 13hI got to murder mart so often that I stopped to help them clean because I gotta give back yknow 181
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 14hthe end of my personal email signature says Save a tree – don't print this email. Don't read it. Don't even look at it. Just delete and move on ❤︎ 1220
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 28/09/2026do any philly oldheads remember this? there used to be a truck that was sometimes parked off spring garden in the early aughts, it might have said "FBI" on it, and they had a legitimate passport / fingerprinting but they also had a secret menu where they could print you up a fake ID 7241
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 28/09/2026and it's yet another service that claims it's all AI but in reality is run by offshore call center workers being paid pennies to help Americans be lazy treatlerites 1290
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 28/09/2026how does he make enough money to keep doing this? is it Thielbux or 6230
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Reposted by mr pussy (prison arc)mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 18/06/2026here's one I think will appeal to the big Hollywood agencies that are scouring Reddit for stories right now. I think it will do numbers! I even put a logo on it as a sort of mockup to show them what's possible :) 310811
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 26/09/2026I just got a reverse catcall: a drunk woman who was passing by looked at me and yelled "YOU A BAD BITCH" 3701
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 26/09/2026my dad is a high school dropout immigrant paratrooper veteran who voted for Trump 1 and he says about trans people, "some people were just born in the wrong body" 3721
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 25/09/2026I just know that this is the avi of an edgy Bosnian teen girl 5691
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 25/09/2026the last line is intended to be read with the tenor of "back at it again with the white vans" 2160
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 25/09/2026ever do a bunch of ketamine and then immediately afterwards, once you sit on the couch, like clockwork, your cat has diarrhea and it permeates throughout the house and you spend the next hour with a KN-95 on scrubbing the litterbox and floor and pooper scooper while dissociating? 4221
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 25/09/2026I once bullied Susan Sarandon's nephew for playing guitars at parties and his older brother messaged me to say some really mean things. just an aside. she rules. love a consistently principled queen 2650
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/09/2026Tommy Tuberville: "Many airline pilots, air traffic controllers, and flight attendants are part of the furry community. [sigh] Lord help us. It's terrifying when you think about this." Furries hold up the sky 💙 2281
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/09/2026I put on these glasses for the first time since I went blonde and looked in the mirror and let out an audible groan 81246689
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 23/09/2026reactivated my LinkedIn against my will and noticed that apparently, in 2021, the Center for Popular Democracy tried to poach me from my job to be co-Executive Director lmao 4441
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 23/09/2026Working on my JFK biopic. It's called "Out With a Bang" 3250
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 23/09/2026@neildegrassetyson.com can you make them bring Genshin Impact back online 1250
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 22/09/2026you could not pay me to give a shit about Duncan Trussell unless it's Elephant Graveyard laying a verbal beating so hard that even the DMT machine elves are pointing and laughing at him 2240
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 22/09/2026the research for this video took about 20x the amount of time it took to actually write the script and shoot it 1396
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 22/09/2026@retronymous.com if you're wondering who has your handle on Instagram, it's my irl friend lol www.instagram.com/retronymous 120
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 22/09/2026I can't believe we forced the leading Brand-Safe to make a statement on Gaza 060
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 22/09/2026I have a scoop about a way that Lowes is seriously fucking over delivery drivers in certain states and I am wondering if any journo pals who are on the labor beat would be willing to take it up. if a driver removes a fridge from a box and it doesn't fit, they have to PAY FOR IT OUT OF THEIR POCKET. 119120
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