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nutsling

@nutsling.bsky.social
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mens microbikini enthusiast and proud #Christian father of three beautiful girls | i write about the intersection of politics and my butthole | the (now former) CEO of Bluesky blocks exactly one account and this is it | label? you mean ‘badge of honor’

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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 2h
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 12h
you can tell every ai dipshit has no talent because all of their creations are about using ai to do the thing they’re claiming to be creative about; a book about an author “writing” with ai authored by an author “writing” with ai; the audience can only be other ai “author” dipshits (roughly zero)
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sonic & Tales from the Crypt
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ban this filth
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i threw out the cat’s bed 😭😭😭
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
awhile ago i bought a bunch of R36S’s so i could hand them to people out randomly as i felt like it, i usually ask someone what their favorite color is and then out of nowhere put one in their hand but then someone said ‘pink’ and now i have to go buy a pink one
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘what if ai poisoned burger’ is a conversation i was just forced to listen to
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all the kids are saying ‘peanous”
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
question: is it ethically acceptable to kill a nazi
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so i became the joker this last weekend
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Stephanie @sfor4th.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the first caveman keyboard had four keys (O, O, G, A) until the introduction of the fifth key (B). it took another 10,000 years before we realized the second O was not necessary
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i like the sound of it: “PRESIDNOL NUST LING”
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
vote for nutsling shitsky38.com
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The 38 "best" shitposters on Bluesky, voted by you. Votes are public records in your own account.
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh god all the worst accounts on here will become extremely pro-AI for this inane reason alone
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh look, i found a pleasant, new account to follow
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jimprov @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 15/08/2026
please be nice, I am turning off notifications immediately.
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bro had a seizure last night and while i was trying to put my finger in his mouth to keep him from biting his tongue i got bit real good
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my mind is always mixing things up to create funny things that i cant share because they don’t connect with reality. todays was mixing up vanta with fanta which i already confuse with faygo which brought me to the mental image of insane clown posse hosing their audiences down with vantablack soda
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oh, they suspended her since i last looked
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
parker's 'go ahead, ban me for encouraging dogpiling, i dare you' gamble is increasingly fun to watch
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
establishment democrats: ..and that’s why i voted with Republicans against harmful trans ideology transpeople: i hope democrats lose democrat voters: A farmer with a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage must cross a river by boat. The boat can carry only the farmer and a single item. If left unattended..
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[Vintage VHS] Humpty Dumpty And Friends : 352s
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hate it when the call girl i ordered does cum all over me and my personal property
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my cat is dying and im making it everyone else’s problem
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the AI bots are making this place unusable
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
still the funniest president
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ai qaeda
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
pumpkin is back
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ai generate signage for your least favorite gentrified-ass stores, post outrageous prices, advertise things they don’t sell. make disgusting food. post the signs in front of the front door in broad daylight and see how long it takes for anyone to notice or do anything about it
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
check out my ball room
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it kicks so much ass that we’re all so exhausted and he’s got nothing better going on
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
remember when 'lil homie gayass' was the most devastating thing you could say to someone
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
guys just make communism a religion and refuse to participate in things that violate your beliefs
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
guys just make communism a religion and refuse to participate in things that violate your beliefs
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
bad news: people love shitty pop music more than they love the nation state of israel
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
cmon this one was alright
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i have a joke for you: charlie kirk
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
penislifer
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i just wanna be the big selfish emotional baby everyone else gets to be but i’m held to a higher standard for Reasons
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hazelnaut, thank you
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
having to manually interevene in the checkout flow so Amazon doesn’t try to send a delivery person to my house at 3AM for no fucking reason other than it was the default option
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i fucking love typos
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
every liberal, facing the consequences of their actions:
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
DQFART brand wireless tattoo machine
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ever since i grew out my beard women look at me differently
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what other compromises do you think talarico is willing to or will feel compelled to make.
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
okay, fine, its open warfare on ai bros
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.
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