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Sofa Jockey

@sofajockey.bsky.social
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I'm a veteran male gamer from the UK. My RPG playing goes way back past Baldur's Gate, to student D&D. On BSN and Xbox as SofaJockey. Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Horizon, Fallout, Last of Us, God of War, Hitman, Death Stranding, Day's Gone & Assassin's Creed.

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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice list. I share some of those franchises ☺️ #My9Games
9 game covers.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you see this post a not quite Star Trek.
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Wagon Train End Credits with Ted Post, Gene L. Coon
Alt: Wagon Train End Credits with Ted Post, Gene L. Coon
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Two guys pay a tax assessment.
'Describe your favourite movie as boring as possible'.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Saw The Odyssey this evening on the best big screen I could find. Well worth it. ☺️
Trojan horse.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Xbox has a terrible marketing week. Sony: hold my beer...
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cape Verde built a wall across the goalmouth. His name is Vozinha. There's been much at the World Cup to despair at (almost all off the pitch). But this goalless draw for Cape Verde against Spain is like winning the final. 🥰
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The state of the 'patriotic' far right in the UK.
Tattered and torn UK Union Flag flying from a lamp post on a cloudy day.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Watching innocent people burned out of their homes in Belfast. Families with children and babies fleeing for their lives from racist thugs fills me with pure cold rage. A rage to be focused politically to ensure that those who fuel and incite such racism never get a whiff of political power. 😬
Houses and cars on fire in a burnt out street.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Here at the final Boyzone concert accompanying my good lady wife. Expecting a pleasant but bemused ‘Man band’ evening. 😎
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Some days I'm reminded what a joy gaming is. That's it, that's the post. 🥰
Collage of images from a wide range of video games.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I've had a Facebook account for 18 years. Today I permanently deleted it (and Instagram). "I'm out of Facebook forever. No more pointless stuff, I've get out. Too bad, so sad, bye-bye. And nothing of value was lost.
Facebook deletion screen
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
With Crimson Desert dropping soon, it's amazing how many AI Slop 'game guides' are offered for sale on Amazon. I counted 17 of them. It bemuses me why both Amazon and Pearl Abyss seem to think this is ok. I used to like Game Guides but I suspect those days have gone (AI Slop excepted).
Image showing 15 AI Slop scam 'Crimson Desert' game guides offered for sale on Amazon.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Support #gamedev 🥲 This is a lovely story about a solo developer. www.youtube.com/live/AenKywg...
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C++ Tangy TD, IS OUT! Revenue REVEAL NOW
YouTube video by Cakez
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.
Triton opens the 'Clashing Rocks. Jason and the Argonauts (1963)
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Fable I like that you can play as a character that authentically recreates a character from the old Fable series. That's what I'll be doing. * Fable II protagonist * Fable 2026 protagonist *
2 similar female characters in blue dress - one from Fable II, one from Fable 2026.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Enjoying the 10-year-old game Mafia III. For an open world romp where you tackle thugs, drug dealers, corrupt law enforcement, bigoted media influencers, bought judges, white supremacists and unhinged politicians, it ticks a lot of boxes and gives sobering insight into the late 1960's. 🫢
Thug holding other man at gunpoint.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
If your game offers my character the option to change outfit, don't show only the default costume in cutscenes. Do it properly or don't do it. 🫤
Man standing at public meeting.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
And I'm done with #Anthem game. Played in the closed Alpha pre-launch. Just went for a fly around the world before shutdown. So much potential, so much excellence, so many issues.
Javelin flight suit.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Ahead of Anthem game's shutdown, the Neill Blomkamp trailer remains a stunning 'what?' and 'why?' moment, but nevertheless it's a wonderful if pointless thing. 🤔 www.youtube.com/watch?v=wka5...
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Conviction – An Anthem Trailer From Neill Blomkamp
YouTube video by Oats Studios
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Howard the Duck will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Howard the Duck badly animated Duck costumeAvengers Doomsday logo
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
There goes my 2026 diet plan... 🫤
Potato
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Survived #Whamageddon for a second year. Thought I was toast this afternoon, but it was a cover. 😅
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a close up of a woman 's face with a smile and earrings .
Alt: a close up of a George Michael's face with a smile and earrings .
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Redacting documents is tricky. If something is lightly redacted then context will often reveal it. Beyond that, blacking out everything smacks of cover up.
London landmark with redacted black shape.Paris landmark with redacted black shape.Cairo landmark with redacted black shapes.New York landmark with redacted black shape.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Happy #N7Day. 😀
London with reapers.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The best halloween costume I ever had was a full grim reaper costume. Accompanying my daughters & other kids I had practiced a gliding walk and would stand stock still at the end of each drive with my scythe while the kids filled up. Apparently I scared the kids and was told never to do that again.
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a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree .
Alt: a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree .
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
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a man in a purple suit says " by grabthar 's hammer what a savings " next to a woman
Alt: a man in a purple suit says " by grabthar 's hammer what a savings " next to a woman
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
We're close to #N7Day 2025 (November) for fans of #MassEffect. This will be the 14th #N7Day which started in 2016. It's also close to the 18th anniversary of the first Mass Effect on November 20th. This article explains what happened on the last 13 N7 Days... bsn.boards.net/thread/2039/...
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Further to a #StarTrek discussion. If you watched the Next Generation, which 100 episodes could you watch as a new or old viewer cutting out filler episodes? Trimmed by IMDb ratings with a handful added for plot. My suggestions. (seasons 1-4) 1/2
List of episodes season 1-4.
Encounter at Farpoint  (I & II)
The Naked Now 
Where No One Has Gone Before 
Hide and Q 
The Big Goodbye 
Datalore 
11001001 
Coming of Age 
Heart of Glory 
Skin of Evil 
Conspiracy 
The Neutral Zone 
The Child 
Elementary, Dear Data 
A Matter Of Honor 
The Measure Of A Man 
Contagion 
Time Squared 
Q Who 
The Emissary 
Peak Performance
Evolution 
The Ensigns of Command 
The Survivors 
Who Watches The Watchers 
Booby Trap 
The Enemy 
The Defector 
Deja Q 
Yesterday's Enterprise 
The Offspring 
Sins of the Father 
Allegiance 
Captain's Holiday 
Hollow Pursuits 
The Most Toys 
Sarek 
The Best of Both Worlds (I & II)
Family 
Brothers 
Remember Me 
Reunion 
Future Imperfect 
Final Mission 
Data's Day 
The Wounded 
Devil's Due 
Clues 
First Contact 
Galaxy's Child 
The Nth Degree 
The Drumhead 
Half a Life 
The Mind's Eye 
In Theory 
Redemption (I & II)
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I was idly discussing classic #StarTrek and suggested that it would be better for a new viewer to only watch the best 50 (skipping 30 filler episodes) than plough on through the whole lot. Having trimmed by IMDb ratings, I think it's also a solid list for a rewatch.. 🤔 (Mudds W. included for plot).
A list of the best 50 episodes of classic Star Trek:
Where No Man Has Gone Before 
The Man Trap 
The Naked Time 
The Enemy Within 
Mudd's Women 
What Are Little Girls Made Of? 
Dagger of the Mind 
The Corbomite Maneuver 
The Menagerie, Part I 
The Menagerie, Part II 
Balance of Terror 
Shore Leave 
The Galileo Seven 
The Squire of Gothos 
Arena 
Tomorrow is Yesterday 
Court Martial 
Space Seed 
A Taste of Armageddon 
This Side of Paradise 
The Devil in the Dark 
Errand of Mercy 
The City on the Edge of Forever 
Operation -- Annihilate! 
Amok Time 
The Changeling 
Mirror, Mirror  
The Doomsday Machine 
I, Mudd 
Metamorphosis 
Journey to Babel 
The Deadly Years 
Obsession 
Wolf in the Fold 
The Trouble with Tribbles 
A Piece of the Action 
The Immunity Syndrome 
Return to Tomorrow 
Patterns of Force 
By Any Other Name 
The Ultimate Computer 
Assignment: Earth
The Enterprise Incident 
Spectre of the Gun 
Day of the Dove 
The Tholian Web 
Wink of an Eye 
Let That Be Your Last Battlefield 
Requiem for Methuselah 
All Our Yesterdays 
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The thing I'd like YouTube to do is add is a checkbox that removes all the AI slop that's strangling my feed. That would be nice.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
@sjosz.bsky.social Congrats. It's turning out to be one hell of a ride... 😃
Horse galloping through a river
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Darn, I usually buy Xbox versions of multi-platform games (I have both consoles). But with Xbox's brand looking shaky, I cancelled * 007 First Light and will go with the PS version. ** * very easy as they don't charge until launch. ** much closer to launch because they do charge immediately.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Interesting to see the #GoldenJoysticks nominations drop. Got my votes in. I find they usually go a little too early in the season, but I guess that's so they don't get obscured. Went with Death Stranding 2 for my GOTY and Erika Ishii for best actor in Ghost of Yōtei. & 'most wanted'? Witcher 4.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Ghost of Yōtei drops. I will be discussing it, only in Haiku. ☺️
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a statue of a man riding a horse in front of a snowy mountain
Alt: a woman riding a horse in front of a snowy mountain
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Quote with your GOTY: 2025: Death Stranding 2 2024: Dragon Age: The Veilguard 2023: Star Wars Jedi Survivor 2022: Horizon Forbidden West 2021: Hitman III 2020: The Last of Us II 2019: Death Stranding 2018: Assassin's Creed Odyssey 2017: Horizon Zero Dawn 2016: Dishonored 2 2015: Fallout 4
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
My parents were liberated from internment camps in 1945 by ANTIFA (the allied forces). Politics is complicated and has nuance. But I owe my literal existence to anti fascist soldiers.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
It's nearly 10 years old, but this ECHR sketch remains relevant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptfm...
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Patrick Stewart sketch: what has the ECHR ever done for us?
YouTube video by The Guardian
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I've mounted my new kitchen clock above the door. I'm very happy with it. The numerals are in alphabetical order, as they should be. 😎
kitchen clock with numbers in alphabetical order
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Death Stranding 2. Credits roll after 140 hours. (no I'm not done yet). A masterpiece. 😎
Zip-lining porter with moon in background
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
"I know that was important, but... You performed Gilbert and Sullivan?"
Text: "Write one sentence only your fandom know the context.'
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Whovians: Repost with your top four favourite Doctors. (Which is a different question to who had the best episodes. So these are my favourites).
Doctor Who: Pertwee, Tom Baker, Tennant, Whittaker.
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Hot day. Cans of Pepsi* (works with Coke too I expect) in the back of the car. Drive over some rough roads and bang! 😲 Uncertain of the science involved here, but it was quite a shock. (8 can pack - 3 exploded, 2 deformed, 3 unaffected). *(I like the Strawberries and Cream variety, don't @ me).
3 cans of pepsi, one deformed one exploded
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Not excusing game executives for treating employees poorly. However, toxic creators who dump on decent games as being 'garbage' for outrage clicks damage gaming. Quirky, diverse or 7/10 games get cancelled if they are not obvious winners in this political environment. Very unhealthy situation. 🫤
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I've got a new kitchen clock. The numerals are in alphabetical order (as they should be). Eight, Eleven, Five, Four, Nine, One, Seven, Six, Ten, Three, Twelve and Two. I'm getting some resistance from my family.
kitchen clock with numerals in alphabetical order
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
No issue with paywalled articles (people need to eat). But if you tease me with a link without saying it's gated. That's just plain sneaky. Blockitty block block... 👞
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peter griffin stands in front of a block button
Alt: peter griffin stands in front of a block button
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I have yet to (knowingly) use Chat GTP or Grok or any of that AI LLM stuff. And frankly it's not recommending itself to me. Hopefully there's a 'skip' button so I can write my own nonsense. 😎
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a bald man wearing glasses is making a funny face while sitting in front of a wall .
Alt: a bald man wearing glasses is making a funny face while sitting in front of a wall .
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
One of the fine (nearly 300 yr) traditions in the UK is today's King's parade (Trooping The Colour) on the monarch's official birthday. Many countries (and even despots) have military marches and parades, but for sheer class and dignified respect, I think the Brits have this down as an art form. 😎
King in ceremonial uniform and bearskin helmet on a horse
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I think the public reputation of Dragon Age The Veilguard will be rehabilitated in time, much as Dragon Age II was. 😎
man standing up at public meeting
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Sofa Jockey @sofajockey.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Solid #Xbox show (my favourite of the 3 shows). As a strong 3rd person leaning player, #TheOuterWorlds2 having the option was very exciting. 😎
Space suited figure on alien world
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