No Fascists Please, We're Americans @laura-atkinson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is that what Blanche showed to court as his reason why the Epstein files will never bevreleased? 020
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026working at the post office, picking up a parcel and lighting it on fire just to scare the hoes a little 061
Gabrielle Gozo @gabriellegozo.com · 28/09/2026From “held by carrier” to “destroyed in one minute. That carrier has the touch of death 010
White Flight From the Mouth of Infinity @leyndellsoviet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Kubler-Ross cycle for parcels 0140
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 28/09/2026Damn what was *in* that parcel to be destroyed in under 16 hours?! 110
Dave Ferguson @daveferguson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBFA...youtube.comFlo & Joan - The Parcel SongYouTube video by Flo & Joan 030
Thaily @thaily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It was already dispatched, did they have to destroy it too? 000
earl-i-lark.bsky.social @earl-i-lark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Was it candy? I swear the delivery crew in our area eats the candy and then says it was destroyed- which is technically true I guess 000
Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 28/09/2026and when you only saw one set of footprints that's when you were Held By Carrier and Destroyed 1200
Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play @r4v5.imgay.lol · 28/09/2026you have 30 minutes to collect your cube 1430
TackerTacker @tackertacker.com · 28/09/2026Capitalism in its purest formstatic.klipy.comJeff Bezos LaughingALT: Jeff Bezos Laughing 160
Ramen Junkie @ramenjunkie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The 4th should be "En souffrance" so it spelled "DIDED", as in "the package dieded. 010
Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the five emotional stages of not getting your package 11161
josiedesupubpriv 蛇 #REALWOKE @josiedesupriv1324.bsky.social · 29/09/2026how far can one go before your destroyed? 000
Michael Love @elkmovie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Divorced, beheaded, died, in transit, held by carrier, survived 869717
Big Dog on the Space Cat @derekcarrsopp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is basically the epilogue of zero dark thirty 000
Houninym @houninym.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And at each stage you get two emails, one from the carrier, one from the supplier, to update you on the package's 'progress'. And then an email or two to rate their performance. 010
Elizabeth D @elizabethdarby9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Destroyed...static.klipy.comCat Destroys Cardboard BoxAlt: Orange cat Destroys Cardboard Box by chewing off pieces and spitting out onto floor 000
Liz Crosbie #AllianceNowUK #FBPE @lizcrosbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The exact same thing happened to the new cooker l bought my mother - they dropped it and broke all the glass doors. RIP. 010
Nora @arceus.gay · 28/09/2026Cowards. UPS would ship you the shreds, then deny any wrongdoing. This used to be a motherboard. 2300
Ames Grawert @amescg.bsky.social · 12hwww.youtube.com/watch?v=NfqO...youtube.comThe Simpsons - Is It About My Cube?YouTube video by Mostly Simpsons 001
Antoine Mangion @twanniemangion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comSimba Thrown: Mason, Chill Out! MemeALT: Simba Thrown: Mason, Chill Out! Meme 020
Dae 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 🇬🇧 @d-a-g.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have a "with customs" that's not been updated for a week now... 010
RedLuigi @moralean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m picturing the driver flying into a blind rage and spiking the package into the ground 060
Lunen @garinl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the life of one of those small interceptor things in a starcraft 1 carrier 190
Gwen the Immortal Idiot @lordgwen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One time I ordered a Lego set on eBay (with package protection thankfully)for an absolute steal. 20$ for a sealed copy of the ATST Raider. It never arrived. Flash foward 3 years to modern day.My friend got a job a the place Where my package got lost And there it is my Lego set is built on a shelf. 1453
Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think this is what happenedstatic.klipy.comSimba TossAlt: Simba Toss 0200
🌬️❄️Quilo Wisp👻🦊 @quilowisp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Carrier with the disintegrating touch. They should really fire that one. 010
Encapsidate Your Genome @encapsidated.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Disappeared into the interdimensional void" is also an option 010
Piersy @mockneypiers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You might need to find an alternative to Wildberries 010
Piatto Delgatto @piattodelgatto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Silver lining: at least it wasn't delayed for long 020
Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Of COURSE they have this as a drop-down option. 100
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Who was carrying that, Ace Ventura?static.klipy.comAce Ventura Snapchat DeliveryALT: Ace Ventura Snapchat Delivery 100
Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comIs It About My Cube?ALT: Is It About My Cube? 010
Michael Walker @moggaxix-121046.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Almost like my experience with DPD - 8 failed attempts (same driver), new driver delivered at first attempt. 010
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That last minutestatic.klipy.comDumpsterALT: Dumpster 010
Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Are we sure these aren’t the five stages of grief 01581
Handgun Yoga 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰🇺🇸 @handgunyoga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Schrödinger’s Box, simultaneously abandoned, returned, out for delivery and on hold 3572
pixie muledonkey ♥ @pixiemuledonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When your package is coming through the Strait of Hormuz 0330
plumarroja 🌻🌸 DELTARUNE... sometime‼️‼️‼️ @plumarroja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026is this a miscarriage 000
Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comThat Escalated Quickly MemeALT: That Escalated Quickly Meme 020
Stormcaller @stormcaller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Honestly I'm just shocked that they'd admit it was destroyed. I think the closest I've ever heard about a package was 'suffered water damage in transit.' 1670
Anders Carlsson @anderszapac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That is the result of orange monkey politics. 010
CONTEXT RELAPSE @letmesearch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026carrier touched the package and the summoning salt music started playing in his head lol 010
Cassie Robinson @mxcassierobinson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"I'm Ron Pitts, and you're watching... Destroyed In Seconds." 000
friarytower.bsky.social @friarytower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm imagining the Carrier held it and then crushed it with their bare hands. 140
Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 29/09/202615:07: "Here, Carrier, hold this for a moment!" 15:08: "GODDAMNIT Carrier!" 000
Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Were you also sending stuff to RAF Fairford? I was sending ball bearings to my cousin there and got the same notifications 2290
I didn't know they stacked shit that high! @crazyjarhead2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That's nothing. Just look at this clusterfuck. tools.usps.com/tracking/CA0...tools.usps.com 110
Chaddeus Stevens 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌹 @inv1nciblesummer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How I long to be held by carrier 1231
Sasha Green @overly.gay · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comFuturama: Professor Farnsworth - To Shreds You SayAlt: Futurama: Professor Farnsworth on the phone saying "To Shreds You Say" 12613
(blacksky) brute @simplebrute.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026my dispatcher: "look, we need to talk about this detention payment. my driver sat at the shipper for 6 hours and is gonna miss home time this weekend" broker: "we can talk about it after the delivery" dispatch: "I don't think you understand, this isn't a negotiation" 060
Midwest Mayonnaise Salad @midwestmayosalad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026David Attenborough voice: Here we see nature in all its glorious majesty. For UPS to survive, F35 parts must be consumed. 0460
Pottsy @ipottsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"You had nothing at the beginning, you had nothing at the end. What you lost? Nothing!" 1190
al - he/him - 🏴 @kingbadger.northsky.social · 28/09/2026I, too, wish to be held by carrier before being destroyed. 090
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They thought it wouldn’t match your curtains 110
![[Tracking number]
Your item was thrown into or around Wilson Creek
at 5:06pm on September 19th, 2021 in LENOIR NC 28645
USPS Tracking Plus™ Available
✅We threw it in the fucking creek!
September 19, 2021 at 5:06pm
Lenoir, NC 28645
There's nothing you can do about it!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5inqabym65w533edr5mfcuff/bafkreibj2rgg3g6ql7ucy5plfwvetrj6bgzqxofdfcygxj7j3j3uhzyoqa)
