Reposted by JBdubs🦂 Scorpiono (10/24): "Only broke boys call women golddiggers." 🎶 @scorpiono.blacksky.app · 14hI still can't see an ewok and not think about Elon to this day!! 🤣 1959
Reposted by JBdubsBYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 25/11/2025JAMES LIPTON: As you know we do a survey inspired by the great Bernard Pivot. What is your favorite word? JJ MCCARTHY: Touchdown. LIPTON: Can we speak to Nine? MCCARTHY: (ducks down puts on enormous amount of eye black) LIPTON: Nine, what is your favorite word? NINE (rasping like batman): meat 037346
Reposted by JBdubslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals 311880317
Reposted by JBdubsmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026made me remember somethin 0396
Reposted by JBdubsDa Lord SKEET Rocka @iamgregordeee.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026These Bills uniforms - 125867
Reposted by JBdubsDipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“They’re female if they float” ass guy for sure 011
Reposted by JBdubsYours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you're anti-McRib, you're anti-authentic American BBQ. 121
Reposted by JBdubsCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This guy in the gallery doing everything possible to keep it together so they don't throw him out for laughing 622617
Reposted by JBdubsSarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pete Crow-Armstrong: 100th percentile in batting & fielding run value, 99th pctile in baserunning run value Would be 1st 99th+ in each (tracked since 2016) 29914
Reposted by JBdubsRob Mains @robmains.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In honor of PCA, this Onion classic. Presumably Acuña and Ohtani have improved things. theonion.com/alfonso-sori...theonion.comAlfonso Soriano Regrets Joining 40-40 Club After Meeting Other MembersWASHINGTON, DC—Upon recording his 40th stolen base of the season, in addition to his 45 home runs, and gaining entry into baseball’s exclusive 40-40 club, Nationals left-fielder Alfonso Soriano said… 18115
Reposted by JBdubsassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the St Louis Cardinals Louis ardinals Louis rdinals Lou rdinals urinals 146123
Reposted by JBdubsPizza Logs @shadesofoffside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Nephew of John David Booty has an all timer headline disclaimer on Wikipedia 526140
Reposted by JBdubsDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[Hitting the buzzer so fast, it shatters into a billion pieces] PULLING ON MY PENIS 1048081
Reposted by JBdubsT. Krown @mumbles-j.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Buddy that said his daddy “presses the button” is pretty spot on bc holy shit…. 102713
Reposted by JBdubstreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ha ha that's cute and funny wait she's married to WHO 2512812
Reposted by JBdubsOrddu, Orwen, or Orgoch @troynovaunt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ooh I know this one 010437
Reposted by JBdubsNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What was the fire exit situation in that story about the lesbian bar torn asunder? 81154
Reposted by JBdubsassbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son 191467166
Reposted by JBdubsThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates 534122418
Reposted by JBdubsthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I found an eBay store whose deal seems to be "a head shop closed in 1974 and we were able to buy out the inventory fifty years later" www.ebay.com/str/boutiqec...ebay.comSecurity Measure | eBay 2625221
Reposted by JBdubsHATUNA MAKANA @dayoftheweek.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026Yalll I been CACKLING over this for the last hour 😭😭🤣😭 39047
Reposted by JBdubsironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Most people don't realize just how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing. 2560372
Reposted by JBdubsironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ve had a couple people tell me I’m going to get cancelled on here. Buddy, you can’t cancel diarrhea 525116
Reposted by JBdubsRicky O'Donnell @rickyodonn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Everyone thinking the Bears QB is a wimp and a coward does not faze me at all so long as I don't have to watch Caleb Hanie (Tyson Bagent) for an extended period of time 3152
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