Nora @arceus.gay · 21/06/2025Figured out how to heat up an MRE using a rock or something. Got it pretty toasty considering that it's only 85°F out and cloudy. 030
Nora @arceus.gay · 21/06/2025Fuck the Doritos Locos Tacos meme. I've eaten Pop-Tarts that outlasted the Confederacy. 020
Nora @arceus.gay · 21/06/2025This is silly, but I was up at like 3AM recently, and realized that 7/1/25, when replaced with the corresponding letters of the alphabet, spells "GAY". This is why I never get anything done. 😮💨 Honestly, I can't think of a better year to tack an extra day onto Pride. 131
Nora @arceus.gay · 29/04/2025I wonder how many eggs are gonna' crack now that they aren't stuck on 4chan. 000
Nora @arceus.gay · 15/04/2025If you aren't losing skateboarders to the river by the dozen, are you even urban planning? 000
Nora @arceus.gay · 19/03/2025@kvacm.bsky.social Is the full-size version of Torii City still available anywhere? Also, is that the Swordfish II? www.reddit.com/r/outrun/com... 110
Reposted by NoraAria (Is Drafting) 🏳️🌈⚧️ @anariablooms.bsky.social · 24/02/2025*deep inhale* these genders could not have been build by modern society. Not even with our most powerful laser technology could we have built genders such as those found in the ancient world. The only possible explanation for such complex, load-bearing genders... is aliens. 21459
Nora @arceus.gay · 23/02/2025Sex playlist, but it's just hold music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xn...m.youtube.comOpus No. 1YouTube video by Tim Carleton - Topic 100
Reposted by NoraShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 29/01/2025running the federal govt the same way I figure out which breaker powers the garage 493948726
Nora @arceus.gay · 06/11/2024Connecting what was once a thousand dollar phone to the internet only to have it immediately have something named Mobile Installer install something named App Selector so it can install Candy Crush or some shit will radicalize a bitch. T-Mobile variant OnePlus 9T Pro. I paid $400, but still. 000
Reposted by NoraLuke @llobrow.bsky.social · 05/11/2024"mimicking the tranquil motions of breath" if that thing starts breathing, my motions will be anything but tranquil 051
Nora @arceus.gay · 05/11/2024Wait, there's an algorithm? /s Interests include: Swords, gaming, animation, electronics, cars, modding literally anything, blacksmithing, and I'm taking an interest in lapidary. Listen y'all, I'm literally just a nerdy hick. 210
Nora @arceus.gay · 01/11/2024Roko's Basilisk, but it's built at the helm of a capitalistic system and YOU will suffer whether you help build it or not. 010
Reposted by Noradaniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 18/10/2024butterfly v tapeworm who will win? 532375223
Nora @arceus.gay · 24/08/2024I wish I had a massive platform to exploit. I wanna' climb up on a stage and loudly rant about how bladed coffee grinders are NOT mills, and barely count as grinders, then just walk off, leaving everybody confused. 010
Nora @arceus.gay · 25/06/2024Pokémon Go won't let me name my Scizor "Lesbos", so I had to name it "Subaru". Literally 1984. 010
Reposted by NoraViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/04/2024Sorry I called your baby a “cursed object” 23999212
Nora @arceus.gay · 01/04/2024Dudes be bitching because they're under, like, 6' tall. Grab some Demonias and some fishnets, you cowards. 010
Nora @arceus.gay · 28/03/2024Tracer from Overwatch was originally designed as a male character, and has a wavedash ability. In this essay, I will- 000
Nora @arceus.gay · 11/03/2024The worst thing about demolition racers is that their target demographic is teenage boys, so you'll just be chilling, smashing shit up, and they'll throw on a song from the world's most divorced highschooler. Anyway, FlatOut: Ultimate Carnage just got an update after 15 years. 000
Nora @arceus.gay · 19/02/2024If I could do art, I could get intrusive thoughts like "Ruh Roh Dah" out of my head BEFORE they become a problem. 010
Reposted by Noratinybaby @tiny.baby · 18/02/2024lol his post got locked on /r/github so he made antoher one on his profile 325017
Reposted by Noraderek van vliet @derek.bike · 08/02/2024ghoul: did you finish that poster for the toronto property management campaign? wraith: sure did boss, real fuckin callous and tone deaf just like you asked. ghoul: excellent work you are promoted 852917797
Nora @arceus.gay · 02/02/2024A friend of mine with goats told me that goats will love you forever if you give them scritches between the horns. Anyway, I had a dream that I got kicked out of hell last night. 121
Nora @arceus.gay · 23/11/2023If I were Billie Eilish's mom, I would absolutely sing along to "Bad Guy". Do you know what kind of an opportunity that is? *Pulls up chair* *Youth pastor voice* "You know who 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 fucks people's dads?" 010
Nora @arceus.gay · 22/11/2023I love shitposting because then other people have to deal with the voices in my head too. 010
