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Bucky Underbelly (Robb)

@buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
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Stout, thick-limbed and densely-packed. Like a mailbox made of meat. Pretty erudite for a caveman. Writer (Brain-Only). Shiftless Layabout (Ass-Only). Longing for a deshittified world.

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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 14h
This is the reality of people gaining a basic income floor for the rest of their lives. They don't get lazy. They get busy. They get to doing all the things they consider meaningful, paid or not.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Mowing the lawn is *kind of* like touching grass," I lie to myself.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guess I better learn to chip marble ...
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like a broom to 100+ years of our cultural footprints ...
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It has arrived. I know you’ve all been waiting. On tenterhooks. Tenterhooks! Horrorween Movietober 2026!
Photo of a tall DVD rack filled with dozens of movies.  And an adorable stuffed ghost.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So there was a time in this country when you could just ship a live animal to the president and say "EAT THIS" and you wouldn't go immediately to jail.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No, The Universe, you misunderstood. What I said was: "I wish somebody would remake A Christmas Carol as a HORROR film." Not "HORRIBLE film."
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
graphic designer makes something client: TEN MILLION INSCRUTABLE NOTES ------- AI craps out a picture of a hamburger that looks like centipede eggs with ET in Creek Disease client: put this immediately on every visible surface we own. can we pay extra to make sure the pope sees this?
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The new meme format of Senators Kennedy and Schmitt holding up a posterboard sign.  On the sign the note from the terrible movie The Snowman featuring a serial killer's drawing of a dyspeptic looking snowman and the words "Hello Mister Police."
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whatever happens to this woman, this needs to be a Day One - Hour One - pardon from the next Democratic president.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s nothing quite so frustrating as arriving at Penn Station a few minutes late, BUT the train you were aiming for is a few minutes behind, too. And you get to the platform JUST in time to watch it pull away. And then you discover that the next two trains have been canceled. Fuck commuting.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WHALEFALL (2026)
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tommy Tubberville should use a different airline maybe?
A photo looking up the aisle of an airplane towards the cockpit door where the Guy In Bear Costume and Guy in Tux from The Shining movie have been photoshopped (horribly) into the cockpit.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Graveyards are full of kids who teeter-tottered too fast.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, but MY cost to run the thing goes up because I'll have to hire a guy to shovel coal into my car's furnace.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Halloween is coming so just remember that any girl can be a final girl if she kills you.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The constant barrage of embarrassment is like getting perpetually hit by a car.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Halloween is coming so just remember that any girl can be a final girl if she kills you.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Michael Kotlikoff, President Ryan Lombardi, VP Student and Campus Life Brian White, VP Robert Harrington, Dean of Medicine And Chi Phi Fraternity.
Four white men who made rapists write essays.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/09/2026
Corporate death penalty for these criminal companies.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, but MY cost to run the thing goes up because I'll have to hire a guy to shovel coal into my car's furnace.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still wondering why people are fed up with the system?
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Things around these parts changed a lot when Frankenstein stopped ravaging the countryside and settled down to open his deli. Just don't ask for anything flame broiled.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AVENGERS DOOMSDAY (2026)
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The GOP cut funding to the IRS because *audits work* and they fundamentally don't believe rich people should have to play by the rules.
Line chart titled "Revenue per audit," subtitled "In-person audits, 2010-2014." It plots average revenue and average cost per audit by taxpayer income percentile, poorer to richer, from the 0–5th percentile to the top 0.1%. Source: Boning et al. 2023, "A Welfare Analysis of Tax Audits Across the Income Distribution."

Across the bottom half of the income distribution, revenue and cost track closely, both around $3,000–$6,000 per audit. Above the median, revenue pulls ahead of cost: about $10,000 vs. $5,000 near the 90th percentile, and about $17,000 vs. $8,000 at the 95th–99th. At the top, revenue jumps to about $31,000 for the 99–99.9th percentile and about $90,000 for the top 0.1%.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get in, losers! We're going to Michael's!
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here come the guzzoline.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Graveyards are full of kids who teeter-tottered too fast.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am 100% convinced that no company that sends you life insurance solicitations by mail actually sells life insurance. They're really stationery companies who need to get rid of 17 completely different sizes and styles of paper.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tommy Tubberville should use a different airline maybe?
A photo looking up the aisle of an airplane towards the cockpit door where the Guy In Bear Costume and Guy in Tux from The Shining movie have been photoshopped (horribly) into the cockpit.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THANOS: With this gauntlet you can snap away half-- ME: *feverishly clacking away like a flamenco dancer*
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Can A.I. suffer? God, I hope so.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wanna feel old? This is what the Star Baby from the end of 2001 looks like today.
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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now
He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”
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Rep. LaMonica McIver @replamonica.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am facing 17 years in federal prison for doing my job and standing up to Trump’s merciless immigration enforcement campaign. I am finding the strength to keep standing up every single day.
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U.S. Rep. LaMonica McIver is eight months pregnant and facing 17 years in jail | Jenice Armstrong
McIver’s inner strength is next level. She is running for reelection while fighting efforts by the Trump administration to jail her. Plus, she’s repping her constituents and caring for her family.
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two arms marked China and Hegseth clasp over a caption that says "Examining the U.S. military's sensitive parts"
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*sigh* I was a child prodigy, too, grasshopper. It's fine.
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That sets my teeth on edge as well. But the one that really jabs into my ear sideways is "aDAPtion" instead of "adapTAtion." Not a word, guys. Not a word.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Putting fake signs on empty stores. Lol
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So ... this is just a giant protection racket? Is that what I'm understanding?
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He would have made the reflecting pool green on purpose.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There are certain people in public life that I would kick so hard in the crotch it would fully split them in half.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ME: *to my gums*
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Put another way: In addition to killing people, injuring many others, traumatizing even more, the ICE occupation cost $700 million in economic damage (to the city of Minneapolis alone), which is significantly larger than the amount of accused fraud that the govt used as a pretext for the occupation
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