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@cronencrown.bsky.social
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Chemist, avid reader, into SciFi, foodie, love 80s movies and good coffee. 1000 lbs club. Carl Sagan fan and optimist. Also into Rock, Heavy Metal, Metalcore 🇺🇦🇪🇺

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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 17h
This piece is hilarious, for those interested in Brexit/EU matters. I am aware that I use the popcorn emoji quite often, but : 🍿
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 17h
Oh yes, a good one 🍿
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 18h
long-time Terminator fan here. How cool is this? Hasta la vista, baby! 👍 www.figure.ai/news/f-02-de...
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F.02 Decommission
We love Figure 02. It is an incredible robot.
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 21h
@wor-will.bsky.social Will, I am missing your posts - hope things are well 🍀
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m finding it hard to resist the pull urging me to see Manhunter at the cinema later
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Tom Noonan Pleasure
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Moondoggie (Rick) @moondogrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Godzilla Minus One was the best film of 2023. Some folks who have seen it think this one is even better. Apparently it is causing people to cry. #filmsky 📽️ variety.com/2026/film/ne...
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‘Godzilla Minus Zero’ Sets Sights on Best Picture Oscar Nomination: ‘If the Possibility Is Not Zero, It’s Hard Not to Have a Little Bit of Hope’
‘Godzilla Minus Zero’ has earned rave reviews after its New York Film Festival premiere.
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh, cool... ! Notice to self: mark in calendar
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Praise the Lord!
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: An angel in heaven reports to God on the clouds. "Heavenly Father, the humans have started being intimate for fun." Panel 2: "They've also started screaming your name when they climax." Panel 3: God considers. "Hmm... Not gonna lie..." Panel 4: God admits, "It does turn me on a bit."
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watched this during last year's Christmas break. Bloody hell, I was getting clammy hands just by watching. This was almost unbearable to watch. Alex Honnold truly knows no fear.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, let's try this again, without the grammar error. Just finished my 20th novel. It features this dame:
Cover of the novel, Razzmatazz, by Christopher Moore, showing a 1940s dame putting on a fedora with the Golden Gate Bridge in the background and a strange, alien hand coming over her shoulder.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Carlito’s Way (De Palma, 1993)
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And the problem is?
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
coming back to work after the holidays, it was time to update the calendar. Sept 11 made me cackle 😂
Through the hoop, Bob! Through the hoop!
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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A gentle reminder: “Take care of yourself. Call your family. Smile at a stranger. Write to a friend. Appreciate little things. Eat good food. Stay home. Stay safe. Lots of love.” ~Eternal for you. :-)}
A color photo of a clothing tag on a white linen garment that reads:
“Take care of yourself. Call your family. Smile at a stranger. Write to a friend. Appreciate little things. Eat good food. Stay home. Stay safe. Lots of love.” ~Eternal for you.
Near the bottom of the tag are emojis:
a heart, a smiley face, a download indicator, hands applauding, and a warm bowl of soup.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
some things you just have to watch. Not because you want to, but because it is necessary. Like Schindler's List. This might be one of those, too. I will watch this
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Tico Romao @tico-romao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Top of the must-watch list:
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Godzilla Minus Zero review – spectacular Japanese action continues franchise’s winning streak
The follow-up to 2023’s Oscar-winning Godzilla Minus One dazzles with smart social commentary and jaw-dropping effects
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Maciek Hamela @maciekhamela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With the Strait of Hormuz closed, Iraq has resorted to moving its oil across the desert to Syria in hundreds of tanker trucks, in true Mad Max style. From there, it will be shipped to worldwide markets.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth 💥
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century, with "Breaking Bad" at number 1.
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looking for a cool Vermouth bar in Torino? Look no further - go to Vermuttino, located in the Via Franco Bonelli, in the northwestern part of the city center. The people there are very friendly and helpful to find the perfect Vermouth for you, among more than 90 they offer #vermouth #Torino
Business card and sticker of Vermuttinothe entrance to bar Vermuttinotwo Vermouths we hadanother Vermouth we had
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I ever went in public like this I'd kick my own ass
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These kittens didn’t trust this Golden Retriever until mommy showed them it was safe.. 😊
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
will say it again: the most effective way to curb far right agitators like Lowe, "Tommo" et. al. would be to stop their ability to earn money for it from social media or live streaming. So much of it is grifting for revenue, not attention.
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An inspiring story - age is unfortunately not just number, but it is impressive what Toshisuke Kanazawa still achieves, at age 90. He doesn't look 90, either. www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
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‘I’m 100% natural’: how Japan’s 90-year-old bodybuilder is still winning titles
Toshisuke Kanazawa has won 19 national crowns and insists there are more to come
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
humans are chumps
8-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man laughs at a mouse caught in a trap. "Haha, dumb mouse." Panel 2: The mouse, unfazed, next to a block of cheese. "Yes, I do love cheese." Panel 3: "I love cheese so much, I'm prepared to give everything for it." Panel 4: The mouse asks, "Have you ever loved anything that much?" Panel 5: The man stands alone against a dark sky, staring into the void. Panel 6: He sits on the floor, face in hands. "No..." Panel 7: He opens the trap, sobbing, and releases the mouse. Panel 8: The mouse relaxes in a cosy furnished mouse hole with bookshelves, eating cheese. "Haha, humans are chumps."
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Benjamin Netanyahu begins his speech.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
art
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Interesting name for a barber shop, I have to say. Seen in Torino, Italy
Machete Barber Shop in Torino, Italy
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Abbott and Costello Meet MikeZilla Minus Zero (#15584) @mikeymcfilms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 23/09/2026
Apparently Donald Trump's proposed arch will store military-grade weapons—but why stop there? @petridishes.bsky.social writes. She imagines 13 other places the government could arm next:
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13 Very Normal Places to Store Military-Grade Weapons
Trump plans to store weapons in his proposed arch. Why stop there?
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Illia Ponomarenko @ioponomarenko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tonight I took the car and drove across all of Kyiv, just to see how my beloved city feels at this time. It’s a strange feeling.
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Klassick-Moviez @klassik-moviez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nightbreed (1990) Clive Barker
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Rev OctoPrincess GedankenGang ††† @gedankenfeld.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That‘s my favorite gif (currently)
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Waving Joy
ALT: Waving Joy
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Really looking forward to watching this 🔪
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ricky Bobby Talladega Nights
ALT: Ricky Bobby Talladega Nights
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Goregirl @goregirlsdungeon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Return of Godzilla (1984, Kōji Hashimoto)
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Faith Of Beasts is the 2nd entry in the Captive's War trilogy by author duo James S.A. Corey. It continues the story from Mercy Of Gods. The story is good, I would rate this 3.5 out of 5. I have to admit I am not quite as blown away as other reviewers by this. The plot is interesting:
The cover of The Faith Of Beasts, #2 in the Captive's War trilogy
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Came across this by accident. Fascinating, really, and well made youtu.be/Q77sBy-RmbI?...
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What Happens to You 6ft from an Exploding Atomic Bomb?
YouTube video by Curious Droid
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Yeah I'm with carrie on this one. By all accounts, that man is, and long has been, completely fascinating. Really smart, interested in weird cool shit, and also: lookit 'im.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Recruitment ads are about to get real fuckin weird
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For a long time I was waiting for a movie version of Resident Evil that gives me a similar feeling and atmosphere I experienced with the original game. This might be it! I will give this a go as soon as possible
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Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? @cronencrown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's a very cool self-own by Nestle and Auchan. It's what you get for being "neutral". Kudos
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Illia Ponomarenko @ioponomarenko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The story of how Nestle and Auchan refused to leave Russia in 2022, only for Putin to eventually seize their businesses with a single stroke of the pen, deserves to be told by sages as a biblical parable.
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video...
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I have so many names...🇧🇬🇯🇵🇵🇱🇺🇦🇺🇲🇪🇺 @o10tam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today is pub day for my book, "HOW RUSSIA WON: Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and the Fight for America." Please watch this video and pass it on. It's time to reclaim the Trump-Russia narrative and recognize Putin is continuing his years-long war on America and Trump is complicit. HowRussiaWon.com
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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