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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔

@feralgrumpy.bsky.social
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Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results. I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 5h
Can't wait until we get to this part.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 12h
If you're making grilled cheese and the bread has holes, you can patch it with pepperoni.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 14h
Major accomplishment of the day. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can just add dill relish to plain hummus. No one can stop you.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The soup is not completely gone, but we needed chicken nuggets to break the streak.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Super thrilled to be getting current X-rays of my jank ass robo arm for the 1st time in over a decade. I'm sure it's fine 😅
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You learn something new every day." Do I have to? I learned that clams can get hepatitis and I didn't need that information.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Day 1: I love soup, so excited! Day 2: Oh man, the soup is going to be better today! Day 3: The walls are closing in on me. This soup will be the death of me. Day 6: Hmm, which soup should I make?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not a sportsball guy, but the new Bills uniforms look like AI slop skins from a budget videogame.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sure, ranch is ranch, but just imagine the spooky dookie the next day. 👻💩
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*Getting kicked out of the movie theater for repeatedly asking for "extra butt-hair" on my popcorn*
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I may make some really stupid memes, but at least I don't use AI.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😵‍💫🤢
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The soup has soupened.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like there should be a term for dumping one's soup in a larger pot because you effed up. If there is a term, please let me know. Big Soup.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if he jacked up gas so we can't afford to make Molotovs?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Caught in the surface tension between wanting soup and wanting to make the soup.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone dgaf that I have to get ready for my doctor's appointment.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How much is it going to cost to rebrand the Depart of Defense once again to Department of Meat Gazing?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We've been laughing about two words for the past few days. Used peanuts
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look out. I have the energy of a runaway snail and you might trip over me.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chicken nugget Tuesday, because fuck it.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Random memories youtu.be/yFdLSM8zVVI?...
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Matchbook Romance - Monsters
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎶Sand in the place that you live. *Coughing*🎶
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Jackman Jackmanworks
ALT: Jackman Jackmanworks
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎶 Yeah I'm meee-eeat, meatballin' 🎶
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Free shopping list app just put corn on the cob as a medical product. I'm not sure what to do with this information. 🫪
Corn on the cob under medical products category
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Meh youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM?...
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Rammstein - Amerika (Official 4K Video)
YouTube video by Rammstein Official
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday? Again? Didn't we already do this shit?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Went out for a pack of smokes. youtu.be/W9mhsW5aWJM?...
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Tom Waits - "God's Away On Business"
YouTube video by ANTI- Records
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fullmetal shitpost. This is my shitpost. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Also, yer mom.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🙄🤡
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batmanuel Day!
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now opening for Ed Sheeran...
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I could watch They Live again, but current events stress me out.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney holiness
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Yes, We Have No Bananas
YouTube video by Louis Prima - Topic
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seems like that kind of Friday. youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0?...
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Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by CypressHillVEVO
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Commercials take longer because I won't choose which one they want to torture me with.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Discombobulated. Up early for lab work, uncaffeinated, and somehow my daughter is 25. 😵‍💫🫪
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You always want a late snack when you have blood work in the morning.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A glory hole, but for purell.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I believe him.
If you come to my bbq, all the steaks will be f*cked. That's just how I roll.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Having good leftovers makes me happy.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mitch has less light in his eyes than one of these bots.
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Furby
ALT: Furby
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ABF Always Be Fartin
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Does my cat have a vestigial brain in his tail? No, in fact I doubt he has one in his head.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My daughter wants me to make meatballs for her birthday, and I'm like, at least we'll be together in the end. 😅
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Great, a Pillsbury commercial with the doughboy wearing a biscuit. I was not ready for Leatherface Popnfresh. 😳
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: GG Allin stays dead, no longer opening for Ed Sheeran.
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