Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 12hIf you're making grilled cheese and the bread has holes, you can patch it with pepperoni. 061
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You can just add dill relish to plain hummus. No one can stop you. 021
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The soup is not completely gone, but we needed chicken nuggets to break the streak. 030
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Super thrilled to be getting current X-rays of my jank ass robo arm for the 1st time in over a decade. I'm sure it's fine 😅 020
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"You learn something new every day." Do I have to? I learned that clams can get hepatitis and I didn't need that information. 151
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Day 1: I love soup, so excited! Day 2: Oh man, the soup is going to be better today! Day 3: The walls are closing in on me. This soup will be the death of me. Day 6: Hmm, which soup should I make? 071
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm not a sportsball guy, but the new Bills uniforms look like AI slop skins from a budget videogame. 010
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sure, ranch is ranch, but just imagine the spooky dookie the next day. 👻💩 030
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026*Getting kicked out of the movie theater for repeatedly asking for "extra butt-hair" on my popcorn* 040
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I may make some really stupid memes, but at least I don't use AI. 020
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I feel like there should be a term for dumping one's soup in a larger pot because you effed up. If there is a term, please let me know. Big Soup. 000
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What if he jacked up gas so we can't afford to make Molotovs? 011
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Caught in the surface tension between wanting soup and wanting to make the soup. 021
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Someone dgaf that I have to get ready for my doctor's appointment. 040
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026How much is it going to cost to rebrand the Depart of Defense once again to Department of Meat Gazing? 043
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We've been laughing about two words for the past few days. Used peanuts 020
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Look out. I have the energy of a runaway snail and you might trip over me. 131
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Random memories youtu.be/yFdLSM8zVVI?...youtu.beMatchbook Romance - MonstersYouTube video by Epitaph Records 010
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026🎶Sand in the place that you live. *Coughing*🎶static.klipy.comJackman JackmanworksALT: Jackman Jackmanworks 050
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Free shopping list app just put corn on the cob as a medical product. I'm not sure what to do with this information. 130
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Meh youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM?...youtu.beRammstein - Amerika (Official 4K Video)YouTube video by Rammstein Official 010
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Monday? Again? Didn't we already do this shit? 171
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Went out for a pack of smokes. youtu.be/W9mhsW5aWJM?...youtu.beTom Waits - "God's Away On Business"YouTube video by ANTI- Records 010
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fullmetal shitpost. This is my shitpost. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Also, yer mom. 050
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I could watch They Live again, but current events stress me out. 010
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026youtu.be/8QqkrIDeTeA?...youtu.beYes, We Have No BananasYouTube video by Louis Prima - Topic 020
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Seems like that kind of Friday. youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0?...youtu.beCypress Hill - Insane In The Brain (Official HD Video)YouTube video by CypressHillVEVO 010
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Commercials take longer because I won't choose which one they want to torture me with. 020
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Discombobulated. Up early for lab work, uncaffeinated, and somehow my daughter is 25. 😵💫 040
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You always want a late snack when you have blood work in the morning. 020
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mitch has less light in his eyes than one of these bots.static.klipy.comFurbyALT: Furby 010
Reposted by Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny 4933885
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Does my cat have a vestigial brain in his tail? No, in fact I doubt he has one in his head. 021
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My daughter wants me to make meatballs for her birthday, and I'm like, at least we'll be together in the end. 😅 030
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Great, a Pillsbury commercial with the doughboy wearing a biscuit. I was not ready for Leatherface Popnfresh. 😳 000
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: GG Allin stays dead, no longer opening for Ed Sheeran. 020