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Greg Gateley

@greggateley.bsky.social
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Film and TV, Comedy, Nerd shit, Sports. DC Sports (Nats, Caps, Comms, Wiz, Mystics, United) and Sunderland AFC.

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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 19h
NFL head coaches need to put their foot down and tell starting quarterbacks to give up some of those practice reps. At some point, you’re going to get hurt and we can’t afford to have our season go up in flames because you’re the only one who can execute the fucking offense. #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is coaching. So all you “Fire Dan Quinn” folks can take a seat for now.
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Commanders didn’t just win. They did some important things en route. 1. They got 3 takeaways on defense and each one resulted in a touchdown. 2. Had the lead going in to the 4th quarter, led for for most of the game and never trailed. (MORE)
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need y’all to understand that even during the best of the Gibbs years, there were games like this. And there were moments in those games when it seemed like they weren’t going to do enough to win. Until they did.  #RaiseHail | #WashingtonCommanders | #HTTC | #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m going to call this a character-defining and character-building win #RaiseHail | #WashingtonCommanders | #HTTC | #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Victory formation!  #RaiseHail | #WashingtonCommanders | #HTTC | #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Close out time. This is what championship teams do. Or teams that are building champions do. #RaiseHail | #WashingtonCommanders | #HTTC | #DCSports 
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s the way! #RaiseHail | #WashingtonCommanders | #HTTC | #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Defense hasn’t registered a sack yet. So that means they’re due. Go get it, lads. #RaiseHail | #WashingtonCommanders | #HTTC | #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going into the fourth quarter with the lead, having never trailed. Not bad. #RaiseHail | #WashingtonCommanders | #HTTC | #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now that’s how you close out a half. #RaiseHail | #WashingtonCommanders | #HTTC | #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cool. Now do that at least four more times. 😂 #RaiseHail | #WashingtonCommanders | #HTTC | #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok. A 4 and out. We’ll take it. #RaiseHail | #WashingtonCommanders | #HTTC | #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m disappointed in the result. But if you throw out last season and look at this as the next relevant game between these clubs after the NFCC in ‘24, this is progress. Had the big bad Eagles on the ropes with a patchwork O Line and two new coordinators. #RaiseHail #HTTC #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If you think white people are insufferable now, imagine how bad it would be if we were good at sports.
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
@lizzslockeroom.bsky.social I posted this response to a friend of mine. But I figure you’d appreciate it. Knicks in 5.
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Okay that sucked. But here’s what I see. The Knicks win game 4 and go back to San Antonio up 3-1. Wemby goes octopus god and and carries the Spurs to victory in game 5. Knicks seal it at MSG in game 6. #NBAFinals
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Should we all reintroduce our baseball allegiances for a quick refresher? No explanation. 1) Kansas City Royals 1) Washington Nationals It’s a story. #DCSports #Nats
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Nick Gibbins @nick.gark.net · 15/03/2026
I memed. No regrets.
Three frames parodying the Christmas Carol meme taken from the 1951 film Scrooge starring Alastair Sim, except that Sim has been replaced by Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar from Carry on Cleo.

Frame 1: Williams-as-Caesar calls down from an open window "You there, boy! What day is it?"

Frame 2: A Dickensian urchin calls up "Why, it's the Ides of March!"

Frame 3: A disconcerted Caesar says "Then I haven't missed it!"
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Adam Peters is NOT fuckin’ around. 😂 #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Well…looks like they’re at least TRYING to power up on defense. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Saturn and Neptune have left Pisces and both of them will be in Aries for the next 8 years. Those of you with Pisces placements know this: Every Type A who’s ever picked on you or bullied you is gonna go through some things. And you’ve earned the right to partake in some schadenfreude. Enjoy it.
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HuffPost @huffpost.com · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime Show Is The Real American Dream
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Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime Show Is The Real American Dream
Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime Show Is The Real American Dream
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The way I almost spit out my coffee on this audio console just now. Holy smokes, y’all. #DCSports #Wizards
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
No NFL head coach has won a Super Bowl with two different teams. Thanks, New York. #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The slow-mo shot of the Eagles fans’ reaction to their season going up in smoke was soooo good. Thank you, FOX. #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Let’s face it. The Wizards, as currently constructed, we’re not going to land a prime superstar in free agency. Getting a fallen angel like Trae is the best they can do at this time. And for the price, why not? #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Everybody looking forward to seeing future Commander Ruben Bain tonight? #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
We’ll take it. #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
So if you can’t start Sam Hartman in a throwaway game like this, when can you? #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The Joe Gibbs years will return in Avengers: Doomsday (2026) #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Why is our QB3 an 18-year scrub and not a young project we can at least develop with some playing time? #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Another escape for Hurts. God I miss Dexter #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
My god. How quiet our home is on defense. #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Just keep punching them in the gut with the run game. They’ll break. #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Wait. He landed on his injured elbow after the INT? Jeezus fuck, man. I’m not one of those knee-jerk “fire the coach” guys, especially in year 2 of a rebuild, but goddamn. There need to be some heated conversations between Harris, Peters, and Quinn, at minimum. #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
They keep scoring and our guys keep getting hurt. This is some bullshit! #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
You know what? Forget Mariota. We know what he can do. Let’s see…oh come on! We don’t have a young project at QB3 we can develop? This is some serious roster malpractice. #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Don’t even bother throwing the ball. Just run the damn clock out. Not just this game. For the rest of the season 60 rushing attempts. No passes. #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Could have been 14-6. Best case, 14-10. Currently 17-0. Two plays away from a totally different game. Oh well. The season was already lost. It would have been nice to see them play well. #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
14-3, you’re still in the game. 14-0 after a devastating turnover, forget it. #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
You can argue the 4th down call if you want, but if you can’t stop the other guys from going 98 yards, a FG isn’t going to help you anyway. #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I hope Joan Jett got paid a lot of fucking money for this bastardization #DCSports #RaiseHail
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Scorpio moon here. And I’m just finding out there’s a new moon in Scorpio tonight. Let’s fuckin’ goooooooo!!!!
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Greg Gateley @greggateley.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The beat thing the Commanders can do next week is not play football. #RaiseHail #DCSports
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
"He was a black-uniformed strutting animal whose function in life was to give pain. He shared the one affliction most common amongst that breed known as Nazis... he walked the Earth without a heart." -Rod Serling
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Fight The Right… 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
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