Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 57mApparently the architect for Trump's ballroom quit over design issues that would violate building and fire safety codes and I say, just build it anyway. It ends in two ways. 1: Next admin declares the building a public safety hazard and has it demolished. 110
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 3hSeems a bit funny that my accounts with utility companies have password protection. If somebody else wants to go in there and pay my ComEd bill, they're welcome to it. 042
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 3hSo @ericwschwartz.bsky.social made the Front Page of Wikipedia today, that's cool. 020
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 4hAnd there you have it. Of course Trump's announcement of a giant steel mill was bullshit. It would only be possible with huge tax incentives and subsidies. It's Foxconn all over again. 010
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 20hI was first made aware of this piece in a conversation with @matchwolf.bsky.social and then shortly after joined the DuPage Chorale and found it was on the program for this semester, yay! And now there is a SynchroScore video for you all to enjoy, follow along with the music! 100
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 21hThis makes the history buff in me grin.static.klipy.comThe Grinch's Mischievous SmileALT: The Grinch's Mischievous Smile 0114
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 21hImagine the combined level of arrogance and cluelessness needed to say that to the Pope, even online, and you have a good idea of how techbros operate. 042
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Okay, now I need to find a way to fit an electric bell onto my Bolt. Why we didn't stay with these lovely machines, I have no idea.youtube.comHow to Start and Drive an original 1911 Baker Electric!YouTube video by Gavin Rice 020
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wikipedia has some lovely articles.en.wikipedia.orgMozart and scatology - Wikipedia 100
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When you realize that these are people who don't actually watch or enjoy or care about movies, it makes perfect. 071
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the most David Niven thing I've ever seen. 000
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comJeff The Land Shark: Absolute Cinema PosterALT: Jeff The Land Shark: Absolute Cinema Poster 110
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When you realize that your team's carefully coordinated attempt at a gotcha has completely blown up in your face. Her face is clearly saying "Oh shit, now what?"youtube.comKatie Britt's face as she listens to Jack Smith refutes Sen. Eric Schmitt's blunder during hearing.YouTube video by AL.com 000
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As somebody who's lived his entire life in the Western Suburbs, I don't see the problem here. Metra exists. 010
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Worst Chief Justice since Roger Taney (the guy who wrote in Dred Scott v. Sandford that black people have no rights and aren't citizens). He doesn't deserve a single day of peace for the rest of his life. 100
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.static.klipy.comSesame Street: The Count's CelebrationALT: Sesame Street: The Count's Celebration 010
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026With yet another college rape scandal, I think we need to combine punishment with deterrence.static.klipy.comThe Good Place Fire Up The Ol Penis FlattenerALT: The Good Place Fire Up The Ol Penis Flattener 020
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is there anybody who supports AI who is not completely insane? 010
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Translation: "Your federal goons are scaring off the undocumented immigrant laborers my campaign contributors rely on for their businesses, and they're not happy." 010
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is the sort of thing that happens when you think the most important issues are much testosterone your soldiers have or how many pushups they can do. 020
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Since I've never been in one, could somebody tell me what activities college fraternities engage in, other than binge drinking and sexual assault? 210
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You'd think that one of those people who can't shut up about the superiority of Western Culture would throw some money their way. 110
Reposted by Kalmbach 🔜Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 30/09/2026the virgin AI ("it's inevitable and here to stay but also we are gonna need a government bailout and we need you to force people to use it") vs the chad photovoltaics (accelerating deployment in spite of a totally hostile policy environment) 011324
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 30/09/20261: There hasn't been a Secretary of War since 1947. 2: The Secretary of Defense is a civilian. The Secretary does not engage in combat and is not expected to meet any physical fitness requirements. The Secretary is expected to meet certain mental fitness requirements, which Kegsbreath has not done 120
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Would you like the computer to make you music? Would you like the computer to think for you? Would you like the computer to fuck your wife?" 231
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A wonderful #sneptember surprise, was not expecting this. Thank you! 170
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comDr. Evil Says 'How About No'ALT: Dr. Evil Says 'How About No' 051
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just ran through the first fugue section of the Laudate Pueri of Mozart's Vespera solennis de confessore and even if it's at half speed I nailed it and it feels so great you have no idea it feels so wonderful when it's all coming together. =[^].[^]= 000
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The guys who were seeking out such group chats weren't opposed to this sort of thing and probably are exclusively creeps. However, there does seem to be some selection bias going on here. 100
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Almost didn't go to the Windy City Furs arcade meet last night, since the one last month ended up being kind of a bummer for me. Glad I reconsidered, after-event ended up a pool party atop a building at North & Milwaukee, had nice chats with some good friends, and enjoyed the view. 000
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This will be the biggest steel mill in the country, bigger than Gary, even though several other primary mills have been idled in recent years. There is no way this is happening, not without heavy subsidies. Also, the company behind it is headquartered in India. That's a great look... 121
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you feel the need to hide your employer from the general public, you should reflect on why that is. 030
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Now that I'm getting back into singing, I hope I can get my voice to be more agile. Always been a bit heavy and slow, but I think it would be fun (and hilarious) to show up onstage at a con talent show, a complete unknown to most, and belt out Largo al Factotum. 020
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comGomer Pyle's Iconic 'Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!'ALT: Gomer Pyle's Iconic 'Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!' 010
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think I need to find a Starfleet uniform now. Engineering Division, naturally. 050
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Or maybe I just don't listen to pop music, have you ever considered that? There are plenty of things that you're not aware of, but I'm not giving you crap about it. 170
Reposted by Kalmbach 🔜David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on. 3249672749
Reposted by Kalmbach 🔜Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026To the lefties who could not get themselves to vote for Harris, part of this is on you. There are two choices in elections – the Democrat or the Republican. If you are a progressive and you refuse to vote for the Democrat, you hurt yourself and your causes. edition.cnn.com/2026/09/26/w...edition.cnn.comThe US deported LGBTQ migrants to countries where homosexuality makes them a target | CNNAylin says she fled her home country after her life was threatened. She sought refuge in the US but was deported to a country where her sexuality puts her at risk. 1820280
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So, giving car manufacturers the option to completely reengineer their powertrains, at considerable expense, to produce cars that can't be sold in other countries, just so that they can burn more fuel, at skyrocketing prices caused by his unnecessary war. He is so goddamned stupid. 130
Reposted by Kalmbach 🔜Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One way to look at AI is as a klein jar made of butthole, in which it is both impossible and meaningless to say which part of the butthole you're looking at is facing the world. This is in technical terms called the multidimensional AI butthole problem. 0376
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The best time to get off Facebook was several years ago, but the second-best time is right the fuck now. 030
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I do not want to put stickers all over my new car, as it seems untidy, difficult to get them to be straight, let alone symmetrical. But all the same, I've found a definite way to declare just who is driving it. #sneptember 220
Reposted by Kalmbach 🔜Cersei Trannister 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🦋 @qadishtujessica.inanna.app · 25/09/2026Read this again when someone tells you that the democrats are gearing up to go transphobic or don’t fight for us. 6387117
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Three tracks, three trains, at Turner Junction in West Chicago. Quite the catch 091
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Glenn Gould, in SynchroScore youtu.be/d626QuvpNMMyoutu.beLudwig van Beethoven -- Piano Concerto No. 5 in E-flat major -- ScoreYouTube video by SynchroScore 000
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 25/09/202650% decrease in production time, 15% increase in fingers. 032
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Did you remember? To celebrate all of Sneptember? Yes, you still have time to enjoy #Sneptember, by finding a snep and petting them tenderly. I will make myself available for this and other celebration. 110
Kalmbach 🔜 @gdkalmbach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Posting this to terrify Tommy Tuberville.static.klipy.comPorco Rosso Piloting Red PlaneALT: Porco Rosso Piloting Red Plane 2142