bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Choosin Texas" is inescapable if you regularly scan through terrestrial radio stations in the car. It plays semi-hourly on every third station. I feel a kinship with the Rolling Stone author driving around with a really crappy car stereo 010
bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed! Eddie! Baby! We gotta do this. Do you see what your friend Taylor is out there doing? She’s printing money. Ed. What could go wrong? 000
bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Milton Friedman: Abandon capitalism? Where will you then find… one of these?! Me: this dude ain’t even know about Pennsylvania  000
bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There are a lot of companies out there trying to convince you that they've developed the most advanced dental floss on the market. But what none of them are willing to say - what they don't want you to know i 000
bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Explaining to my housemates that the laws of physics do apply within the confines of a dishwasher. How they all laugh. Nothing is clean 030
bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Family streamed 9 to 5 last night and as someone whose only exposure to this content has been the titular song I was not at all prepared for these plot beats 010
Reposted by bpGeorge @hannahtempler.com · 09/08/2026the other animatronics are faster and stronger than me. but, i have the gift of song 1355
bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You expect me to believe that this little shop vac is as strong as five powerful horses. You just hate horses 100
Reposted by bpColin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Writing is the product of an asshole in a room, thinking. That's the entire task. Sacred and profound and boring and indulgent. I don't know why you would even bother with it, if you don't understand that. 082
