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trying to keep my head above the water long enough for it to boil

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 7h
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 6h
New: Through a series of complex agreements with cities, the White House built a massive license plate camera database accessible to the feds. The program aggregates data across license plate companies (Flock, Axon, more) & is searchable by many agencies: www.404media.co/how-cities-a...
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How Cities Are Forced to Funnel License Plate Data to a Massive Federal Surveillance Program
How the federal government built a massive database of license plate reader data through an anti-drug trafficking program.
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 20h
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
in the year 2000 we had Dreamcast, PlayStation and Nintendo 64. now we don't dream, there's no time to Play, and everything costs 64
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social · 13h
A different view of a pied stilt. Gluepot Reserve, South Australia.
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 13h
What I see popping up already: the main physical condition is “dropped” from the plan without evidence it is resolved, leaving psychosocial condition support which the NDIS plans to slash
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Gin Valentine @chekhovsgundam.bsky.social · 15h
Great news for a federal government who really don't want to help cost of living pressures – you can BNPL your power bill and your dentist appointment.
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Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play @r4v5.imgay.lol · 17h
i’m drunk on cum
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 18h
Stop humping my desk
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Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play @r4v5.imgay.lol · 18h
thinking about the dangers of 90s daytime tv, a sort of momento maury
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 21h
Feeling very “many citizens experienced the fall of Rome when one day their software stopped working and no human support agents ever came online”
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mcc @dryad.technology · 21h
Remember Bonzi Buddy? Well he's back— and he's learned to kill
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Bin Chicken @binchicken9000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I came down with a cold on Sunday. I originally had a Covid vax scheduled for today but moved it to tomorrow, the last free day, due a mixture of feeling crap & not wanting to make others sick. Bcos I still feel a bit crap, I thought I'd check how much it'll cost to get one from October. $130-$150
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Fewer Australians will qualify for free COVID-19 vaccines from October - Australian Pharmacist
COVID-19 vaccines move onto the NIP this week. Who is now eligible for a funded vaccine and what should pharmacists tell patients who aren’t?
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Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play @r4v5.imgay.lol · 29/09/2026
what the fuck was that
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Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play @r4v5.imgay.lol · 29/09/2026
the brazilian dark souls dodge roll
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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was unable to resist the urge to give my needle felted frog and ass that won't quit. I'm so sorry.
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Friendly Neighbourhood Goalbot @friendlies.goalbot.dev · 29/09/2026
🟨 Yellow Card 57' — N. Irankunda (Australia). Australia 2–2 Brazil. Friendlies #australia #brazil
🟨 Yellow Card 57' — N. Irankunda (Australia). Australia 2–2 Brazil. Friendlies

#australia #brazil
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Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play @r4v5.imgay.lol · 29/09/2026
hearing a brazilian commentator speaking portuguese and suddenly hearing a “tony popovic”
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Amelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can thank Australia and us cohort of girls who got the first jab for this one
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
Once you learn that not a single major US news outlet used the phrase "Hamas-ran health ministry" until after 10.17.23 you really start to see how pernicious this stuff is. Nobody really disputed that the GHM was accurate, even Israel admitted so, but that didn't matter. Anyway now it is spreading
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Came up in FB memories JNCO Reinhardt
JNCO Reinhardt - a meme by mark shepherd
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/09/2026
A key component of the Cambridge Analytica outrage was your friends subjecting you to data theft without your consent or knowledge. Facebook is running the same playbook on your text messages. Even if you’re not on Meta properties, they’re ingesting your interactions.
Aten installed Muse on both his iPhone and a Mac mini that he uses to test out various Al agents and tech. It took Meta a single day to begin "helpfully" pitching article ideas based on texts he'd sent to a podcast co-host.
When he asked Muse how it got the information, it said that it read banners from incoming texts. But that's not true, either.
After doing a little digging, Aten says Muse synced 187,000 lines from his Messages database, despite Full Disk Access being Off.Unless Aten is the most popular person on the face of the planet, I sincerely doubt he'd gotten 187,000 lines of text in roughly 24 hours. What happened is that, without permission, Muse went into the app and downloaded the information.
He had not given Muse permission to access Messages, and full disk access was not enabled. It just went ahead and uploaded those texts anyway.
Muse can take "unexpected actions" indeed.
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
making the docklands Ferris wheel an all night sex on premises venue
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Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play @r4v5.imgay.lol · 28/09/2026
kill me with a gun
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 28/09/2026
eric adams presenting rat poster
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buy my book @nmamatas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WE KNOW
In a conversation between president Lyndon Johnson and the Greek ambassador to Washington, DC, Alexander Matsas, in June 1964, Johnson said to Matsas Greece had to agree to divide Cyprus between Cypriot Greeks and Turks. Matsas replied this was impossible because the Constitution forbade giving Greek territory away. Johnson became extremely angry and said:

“Fuck your parliament and your constitution. America is an elephant. Cyprus is a flea. Greece is a flea. If these two fleas continue itching the elephant, they may just get whacked good …. We pay a lot of good American dollars to the Greeks, Mr. Ambassador. If your Prime Minister gives me talk about democracy, parliament and constitution, he, his parliament and his constitution may not last long.”

The United States followed through with this threat. It encouraged the Greek military to shut down democracy in Greece. The military grabbed power in 1967. In 1974, the United States and its Greek military client did nothing to prevent a Turkish invasion of Cyprus. Turkey still occupies about forty percent of Cyprus.

https://www.counterpunch.org/2020/10/16/hellas-reborn/
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
it’s bad, actually, that much of the industry is gatekept by people whose standard for hiring a woman is “are you a Cool Girl who is into weird men doing sex stuff at her all the time?”
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Simon Rosenberg @simonrosenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mainstream media does its usual, and reports an #NDIS hosuing project failure as if it's a one-off issue. Rather than joining the dots that the neoliberal project of privatizing essential human services has been a disaster. #NDIS #auspol
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
...welcome to Day 1 at Skunk Works: this is our pride and joy, the SR-71, which is fast enough for our pilots to escape both toxic operating thetans and Class V demons up to and including Ba'al himself. go on, laugh; a lot of smarter people disagree!
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fun fact: one of the things that made me decide "no, I will get an actual diagnosis", rather than just assuming, was the subtitle of a thread about ADHD on the SomethingAwful forums because it hit so hard it hurt it was along the lines of "if you were lazy, you would be having fun"
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jug-hooting yokel @limusrex.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
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Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play @r4v5.imgay.lol · 28/09/2026
ah, another day of running netscalers exposed to the public internet, now to take a big sip of coffee and check the news overnight
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 28/09/2026
Social media is weird because if you give people a good feeling they will be overfamiliar with you, and if you do not do that they treat you like a human yelp page
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bad news guys stuff only gets done if you do it
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i think a lot about a show that aired on fox for 6 episodes called “the chamber” where they would put people into pods and essentially genuinely torture them with hot or cold temperatures while they answered trivia questions. my family would eat dinner while watching this
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Santi (strudel era) @santi.codes · 27/09/2026
The Internet Archive is one of the most heroic feats humanity has ever pulled off and you should be more grateful for it.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!
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Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play @r4v5.imgay.lol · 27/09/2026
i haven’t experienced it personally but i’m gonna guess getting socked in the pills with a cricket ball by a fast bowler is not fun
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Roses are red The runs got your neighbor
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The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 25/09/2026
In the world of “places it is good to lie down”, Floor is indeed better than Bed, new research has confirmed.
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Confirmed! Floor better than bed
In the world of “places it is good to lie down”, Floor is indeed better than Bed, new research has confirmed. Dr Mary Walker, 45, Clinical Trial Lead at The Institute for Floor Time Studies, broke…
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Leroy @leroylynch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time I see a new US article about estranged parents doing the social media rounds, I think of something from 2015 "Down the Rabbit Hole: The world of estranged parents' forums" which now reads like one of many precursors to a certain MAGA mindset. issendai.com/psychology/e...
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Down the Rabbit Hole: The World of Estranged Parents’ Forums – Issendai
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Catherine Frieman @cjfrieman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love to see the guardian running a headline that includes an (admittedly perhaps obscure?) antisemitic slur - which, bonus points, is a direct quote from the asst minister did citizenship and multicultural affairs
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Lauren @tinylongwing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Naretha Bluebonnet for @moonsprig.bsky.social ! Thank you for the #Waymakers donation! 🎨🪶 #BirdArt #SciArt The #Waymakers Challenge raises funds for @theyoungcenter.bsky.social to help immigrant kids in the US! Donate by Sept. 30 - only a few days left! youngcenter.donordrive.com/campaigns/Bi...
Illustration of a Naretha Bluebonnet, a slim olive-gray parakeet with a bright blue face, wings, and tail. Vivid yellow and orange dot its rump, belly, and shoulder. The bird is perched amid clusters of small silver-gray leaves.
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Did you come?" "Pal, I didn't even go!" "WHOOOHOHOHOHO"
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