Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 20hWhen the defense attorney fimally passed the UBE on his 17th try. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Will you, under oath, admit to this committee that "Hawks" and "Hawkeyes" do indeed sound similar, and that Atlanta and Maryland are both on the East Coast?!? Answer the question, Mr. Smith!" 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine putting this guy on your very credible news digest show 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Collins seems... concerned. (More concerned than when she voted to confirm Vought to head OMB.) 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't worry about my interview iced coffee. Worry about the Sloppy Joe I'm eating with it. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“The great corporation which employed you lied to you, and lied to the whole country—from top to bottom it was nothing but one gigantic lie.” www.cnn.com/2026/09/24/u... 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Convert ICE detention centers into education facilities where drivers are required to learn how 4-way stops work. Or stop signs generally. 001
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It looks like some of those 'economic anxiety' voters are finally starting to feel actual economic anxiety. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Business: I would like to increase my market penetration by marketing my cheese to more people. Right wing nutjobs: For shame. Cheese must be marketed to only certain people. We must boycott. 010
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That fucker is planning on never leaving. He's gonna use drones and snipers (on Americans) when it's time to boot his ass out. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Would like to get @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social input on that hemline now that we're past Labor Day. 010
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026For those news outlets that the orange shitgibbon just 'banned' from the White House, instead of access journalism, maybe it's time to do a little more investigate journalism. I'm pretty sure there's a lot to uncover now that you have more free time. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The orange shitgibbon has repeatedly claimed he graduated first in his class from Wharton. The fact that he graduated at all throws some serious shade on UPenn. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Watching @thegoodliars.bsky.social interviewing attendees at the GOP's circle jerk in Dallas last week makes it pretty clear that our educational system has been failing us for quite some time. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So the body was found in the back seat of... a police car... at a police station, you say. Best of luck to investigators on finding any leads. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Weird that the orange shitgibbon put his name up on the building that needed to be demolished. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Deficit" most definitely is not simply a fancy word for LOSS. This is not controversial. This is not in dispute. In the case of the United States, we run trade deficits because we are the consumer-est consumers out there. We've got money to burn. You make it, we'll buy it. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So, who's supposed to get this $5000 "trump dividend?" All 350,000,000 Americans ($1.75 trillion)? 150,000,000 who'll vote ($750 billion 40,000,000 registered Republicans ($200 billion)? 5000 people at this stupid event ($25 million)? Or maybe just the 50 people who spoke tonight. 100
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's not a "first-ever GOP midterm convention." It's just another trump hate rally where king shitbag gets to prattle on at the mic for hours on end. Oh, and a "fundraiser" to line his pockets. 110
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yes, the Mayor of New York City is allowed to attend the 9/11 ceremony, you fucking racist Islamophobic fucks. 001
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm pretty sure this doesn't change the price. Also, Transportation Secretary Cool Breeze told me I need to get out and explore America. 110
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026 Wait. I am being told by the current president that this is not correct. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I guess the extra finger is to flip off all the fake news woke communist America haters while still having a firm grip on the reasonably priced USA Prime not-screwwormy beef. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hey, donnie. You think wind turbines are annoying, wait til you hear the 24x7 hum of datacenter generators. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Miss Piggy (and the rest of us) having a rough couple of days. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Maybe he just doesn't know how to make anything else 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The New York State map printing industry getting a big economic boost here from President Businessman. 021
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026April, 2025 fortune.com/well/2025/04...fortune.comAfter RFK Jr. cut food safety inspectors, the strained FDA struggles to close the gap | FortuneThe potential disruptions to FDA’s inspection force are so great that agency leaders recently expedited plans to hire outside contractors. 000
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Pretty sure the First Law of Thermodynamics covered this a while back. 010
Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Fucking feckless little bitch thinks they're gonna 'work together.' 000
