Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 08/10/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 0211
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneJoe @josephtennant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is how i learned Jolteon passed this year too, my heart is with all the Pokemon fans out there. 14773217
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Her: What are you thinking? Me: I was wondering if Chewbacca ever flubbed his lines? Her: I think I'm going to stop asking. Me: I think that would be best. 1216
Reposted by Not Merritt Stoneɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ear there’s a snail and a slot machine a pier it’s raining talking about love about blood where things get lost and you fall spiralling like a penny 24816
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026one time at 7-eleven i drank so much mountain dew that i passed out & when i woke up i was being chased by the fbi because i just stole the declaration of independence. 0266
Reposted by Not Merritt Stonesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026your honor, you cannot charge these crows with murder without caws 621570
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 04/10/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 05012
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 03/10/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 0295
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneBubsy Wubsy, Esq. 🇵🇸 @vonryansexpress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One must imagine Charlie Brown is happy. 0201
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 03/10/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 0344
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 29/09/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH 0243
Reposted by Not Merritt Stonekorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nobody has ever casually purchased a tarp. Something has happened. 1518870
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneDena Hyena @denahyena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do you keep in mind, though, you’re ending up with a lot of square roots… 62514
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 29/09/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 0184
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 29/09/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 0273
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneSpooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026she could be a little possessive sometimes, like an apostrophe 17131
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 0303
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 14098381644
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026AAAAAAAAHHHH 1242
Reposted by Not Merritt Stonelukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me: I just found a 20 Abraham Lincoln: score 618914
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This day in history. 1975. French Community Day in Belgium. I guess this means there's a Flemish Community Day too but who knows with those people. 14421
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 27/09/2026AAHHHHHHHH 0192
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 27/09/2026AAAAAAAAAAAH 0173
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you must destroy the cursed amulet it is the only way to save mankind 2451082
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I would like to formally apologize to everyone who ever believed in me 15324
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneDylwah @dylwah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What they don’t tell you is: when you finish that iced coffee, there is a penny in the bottom of the cup, now that you have accepted the King’s Coin you must join the navy 02810
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Dear Diary, my spine is a broken branch and my spirit is apathetic. The kitchen hearth remains cold, not from frailty, but from pure, unadulterated sloth. Let a stranger deliver my pizza tonight, heavy with pepperoni and extra cheese. 39034
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 26/09/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 0387
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think I miss every friend I’ve ever had. 47733
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sure, you could change your name to Pimento Marsbar and move to an artist's retreat in New Mexico, but wouldn't it be easier to take a break and have a little something to eat? 11911
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[calling the cops] you guys would not believe the crime I just committed 1226
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 24/09/2026AAAAAAAAH 0153
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Am I okay? I ask my friends this a lot, and I need a confident reply or I have to go ask my dog after that 32394104
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11768681653
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 23/09/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 1194
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 22/09/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 0293
Reposted by Not Merritt Stone🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river 2523162
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneThe Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh one more thing: my roommate is Augustus Gloop. Yeah, from that thing with the crazy guy. He’s really chill but obviously don’t bring it up or anything 122439
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 20/09/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 0346
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I know that if we just work against each other, we can accomplish great things. 25621
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneNot Merritt Stone @notmerrittstone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I don’t think enough people talk about the fact that he never laughs or cries. That he never has. 111
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 18/09/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 0323
Not Merritt Stone @notmerrittstone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026*moving over in my lane for a motorcycle to pass in traffic but not getting the little wave* WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME? sob 021
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneSpooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026(medical examiner school) teacher: okay class let's make sure every page is on the same body 27921
Reposted by Not Merritt StoneDominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m inventing a phone that you squeeze out of a tube; it costs $9,000 & causes severe burns 930270
