fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 4hConducted some preventative maintenance on the drains, and I'm always astonished by the number of people who decide to stop for a chat. Why would you? 831
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 10hHave it your way, Monday, if, indeed, that is your real name. 080
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 10hAmerican B1 bombers have left the UK? More of this, please. 2320
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 10hDisassociated so hard that I thought today was Thursday. 170
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm listening to a learn Italian course. It's clever, with the repetition and the linguistic information being quite well balanced. I can say "I have decorated the cake". 670
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bought some puffy eye stuff from the company shop, because it was cheap, and my eyes were a bit puffy and needy. Blokes should buy and use stuff like this, because it feels dead nice. But, make sure you've washed any possible chilli juice off your fingers first. 2100
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Have to say, few things put a pep in my step like asking a grown man to stop performatively swearing in front of people in the shop. 150
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I see Badenoch is pushing the old "people who earn more than £100k do so by working harder". Good to see her tackling craven injustice performed by the state. BBC News - Tories pledge to remove £100,000 childcare 'cliff edge' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukConservatives pledge to scrap £100,000 childcare 'cliff edge'Party leader Kemi Badenoch tells the BBC that she wants to see "people who work harder" not getting punished for doing so. 281
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Anywaystatic.klipy.comFrank Reynolds EggALT: Frank Reynolds Egg 030
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Avoid a world of pain by helping an elderly relative (who has been in receipt of Pension Credit (say £3-5 a week), and may have a total estate, including property, that exceeds the savings threshold for eligibility for full Pension Credit (£10k)), by not fucking letting them die. 0100
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Kane would have scored that if he wasn't in fucking goal. 120
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Loading my epistolatory blunderbuss , and aiming it directly at the anterior insular cortex of the complaints department of the DWP. 140
Reposted by fka all-branAndy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence. 15557194
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026To be fair to the lad, there isn't a lot to do in Huddersfield on a Sunday night. metro.co.uk/2026/09/30/t...metro.co.ukTeenager admits trying to have sex with Shetland pony named Cheeky 072
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I lost 0.7lbs yesterday, which I worked out in oz and then grams, and then I went to the fridge and found that there was a block of butter that was like 1.5x the 250g chunks you get of butter, and I held that to my middle, cos that was the exact amount of fat I'd lost. That's healthy isn't it? 050
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Morning Inadequatesstatic.klipy.comRecon RatAlt: Recon Rat 040
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Been a long and generally positive week. Absolutely shattered. Decaff coffee, telly and bed. See yous laters. 150
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I put tea on when I was under the misapprehension that it was 3:30pm, and also under a second misapprehension that tea would take about 2 hrs. In fact, it was 2:30pm and it took 1 hr. So tea has been eaten. 250
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#FallFriday music.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz7M...music.youtube.comOh! BrotherYouTube video by The Fall - Topic 1120
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Setting up a new very basic printer.static.klipy.comMen Attacking Robotic DeviceALT: Men Attacking Robotic Device 170
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I suppose you had to expect a degree of sheer neck today. 160
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tech problems seem to have thwarted tickets for Chvrches. Boo! If anyone got them, enjoy! 130
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026www.maptap.gg October 2 100🎯 90👑 96🏅 94🏅 94🏅 Final score: 946maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 010
Reposted by fka all-branSaint Vespaluus @saint-vespaluus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Least attractive teenage magazine cover ever - a giant Brian Moore hovers over England goalkeeper Peter Shilton like a giant red-jumpered village idiot. (Look-In, 1974) 2285
Reposted by fka all-branCiCi @cici6923.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Past trees the fairies are flyin Past trees with rose bushes in The butterfly shrugs to fly in Sugar and iced cakes appear mean The child was spoilt Victorian The child was spoilt Victorian www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZGh... #FallFriday 2676
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wordle 1,931 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 040
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Apparently some people watch the traitors dressed as traitors. 100
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm avin lentilsstatic.klipy.comLife On Mars Gene Genie: Bad ThingAlt: Life On Mars Gene Hunt 050
Reposted by fka all-branScary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Remembering the time, at the height of social distancing, when my then three yr old high-fived a wino from his buggy. 081
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Got 3 nights in Girona old town, and 2 nights in Barca (Plaça d'Urquinaona area). Thanks to all who provided their insights. What a nice bunch you are. 5110
Reposted by fka all-branChauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The BBC have set up cameras at various prison gates. They appear to be reporting on early prison releases like it's A Level results day. Fingers crossed we see some pics of tattooed men jumping in the air. 2153
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Put the bins out (🙏), but had to pick up someone else's dog muck to do so. Very few things make me boil like that does. They got me in a vendetta kinda mood. Dog shit owner will be like....static.klipy.comIgnant EggplantAlt: Dennis Hopper in True Romance 290
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Getting a few pronbots, lads.static.klipy.comPeter Griffin Blocks the Push ButtonALT: Peter Griffin Blocks the Push Button 050
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026'ere lads. Any recommendations for accommodation in the centre of Barcelona? 1540
fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just dilated the straits of hormel. I'd give it ten minutes if I were you. 160