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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 3h
These twats
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 4h
Conducted some preventative maintenance on the drains, and I'm always astonished by the number of people who decide to stop for a chat. Why would you?
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 9h
Instantly regretting omitting Orange Juice
My 9 LPs

Steve McQueen 
Psychocandy
Combat Rock
Low Life
Hatful of hollow 
Ocean rain 
High land hard rain
New gold dream 81 82 83 84
Shift Work
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 9h
So begins another healthy day 😑
The dessicated remnants of a forgettably arid bowl of grains and wheatgerm.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 10h
Have it your way, Monday, if, indeed, that is your real name.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 10h
American B1 bombers have left the UK? More of this, please.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 10h
Wordle 1,934 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 10h
Disassociated so hard that I thought today was Thursday.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm listening to a learn Italian course. It's clever, with the repetition and the linguistic information being quite well balanced. I can say "I have decorated the cake".
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bought some puffy eye stuff from the company shop, because it was cheap, and my eyes were a bit puffy and needy. Blokes should buy and use stuff like this, because it feels dead nice. But, make sure you've washed any possible chilli juice off your fingers first.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And it has. Int fresh air, brilliant?
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have to say, few things put a pep in my step like asking a grown man to stop performatively swearing in front of people in the shop.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The piss and vinegar mood will wear off soon.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see Badenoch is pushing the old "people who earn more than £100k do so by working harder". Good to see her tackling craven injustice performed by the state. BBC News - Tories pledge to remove £100,000 childcare 'cliff edge' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Conservatives pledge to scrap £100,000 childcare 'cliff edge'
Party leader Kemi Badenoch tells the BBC that she wants to see "people who work harder" not getting punished for doing so.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyway
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Frank Reynolds Egg
ALT: Frank Reynolds Egg
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Avoid a world of pain by helping an elderly relative (who has been in receipt of Pension Credit (say £3-5 a week), and may have a total estate, including property, that exceeds the savings threshold for eligibility for full Pension Credit (£10k)), by not fucking letting them die.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kane would have scored that if he wasn't in fucking goal.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TIME FOR SPORTS
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Loading my epistolatory blunderbuss , and aiming it directly at the anterior insular cortex of the complaints department of the DWP.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saturday is when we relax
My bacon and egg buttyMe
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To be fair to the lad, there isn't a lot to do in Huddersfield on a Sunday night. metro.co.uk/2026/09/30/t...
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Teenager admits trying to have sex with Shetland pony named Cheeky
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Graffiti in Newcastle
Graffiti says "Dermot O'Leary makes a jigsaw with his hamwiches"
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I lost 0.7lbs yesterday, which I worked out in oz and then grams, and then I went to the fridge and found that there was a block of butter that was like 1.5x the 250g chunks you get of butter, and I held that to my middle, cos that was the exact amount of fat I'd lost. That's healthy isn't it?
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Morning Inadequates
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Recon Rat
Alt: Recon Rat
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been a long and generally positive week. Absolutely shattered. Decaff coffee, telly and bed. See yous laters.
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not sure about these Julies tbh
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I put tea on when I was under the misapprehension that it was 3:30pm, and also under a second misapprehension that tea would take about 2 hrs. In fact, it was 2:30pm and it took 1 hr. So tea has been eaten.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#FallFriday music.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz7M...
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Oh! Brother
YouTube video by The Fall - Topic
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Setting up a new very basic printer.
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Men Attacking Robotic Device
ALT: Men Attacking Robotic Device
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I suppose you had to expect a degree of sheer neck today.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tech problems seem to have thwarted tickets for Chvrches. Boo! If anyone got them, enjoy!
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 2 100🎯 90👑 96🏅 94🏅 94🏅 Final score: 946
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Saint Vespaluus @saint-vespaluus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Least attractive teenage magazine cover ever - a giant Brian Moore hovers over England goalkeeper Peter Shilton like a giant red-jumpered village idiot. (Look-In, 1974)
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CiCi @cici6923.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Past trees the fairies are flyin Past trees with rose bushes in The butterfly shrugs to fly in Sugar and iced cakes appear mean The child was spoilt Victorian The child was spoilt Victorian www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZGh... #FallFriday
Coloured print of the Cottingley Fairies. Poor old Arthur.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wordle 1,931 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently some people watch the traitors dressed as traitors.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Morning
Hilarity
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dripping with prefect energy
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm avin lentils
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Life On Mars Gene Genie: Bad Thing
Alt: Life On Mars Gene Hunt
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remembering the time, at the height of social distancing, when my then three yr old high-fived a wino from his buggy.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got 3 nights in Girona old town, and 2 nights in Barca (Plaça d'Urquinaona area). Thanks to all who provided their insights. What a nice bunch you are.
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The BBC have set up cameras at various prison gates. They appear to be reporting on early prison releases like it's A Level results day. Fingers crossed we see some pics of tattooed men jumping in the air.
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Put the bins out (🙏), but had to pick up someone else's dog muck to do so. Very few things make me boil like that does. They got me in a vendetta kinda mood. Dog shit owner will be like....
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Ignant Eggplant
Alt: Dennis Hopper in True Romance
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sausages
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting a few pronbots, lads.
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Peter Griffin Blocks the Push Button
ALT: Peter Griffin Blocks the Push Button
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'ere lads. Any recommendations for accommodation in the centre of Barcelona?
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone looking at City's irrefutable evidence
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fka all-bran @nubigprinz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just dilated the straits of hormel. I'd give it ten minutes if I were you.
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