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Orcish Librarian (not that one)

@orcishlibrarian.bsky.social
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German librarian working as an Filing and Database Manager in the Berlin public service. He/Him. Dungeon Master on a hiatus. Mostly retired Magic the Gathering player. 47 years old.

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 27/09/2026
There's not much you can do in New York to gain yourself the permanent ire of the entire city, but stealing a bodega cat will definitely do it.
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WTFIWWY Live - Don't Mess With No Bodega Cat - 9/21/26
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 06/09/2026
You know, Krazy Glue was invented as a way to close wounds. But it takes a real innovator to use it to close your own penis.
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WTFIWWY Live - It's Called Krazy Glue For A Reason - 8/31/26
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air
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Dimitra Rizou @ahoyuniverse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Solutions to all the world's problems #cartoon
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 16/08/2026
If you find yourself dressing as the Grim Reaper and staring at hospital patients, might I suggest a new hobby like "touching grass" or "seeking professional help."
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fearne @ gateway soon 👀 @almandines.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wish all companies forcing ai down our throats a very go out of business
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Boolair Thorboorn @oiblair.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
alright everyone, pack it up. coolest dude ever has been found and nobody can compete unless you were in a late 90s fantasy tv show intro.
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HolBat(Commission open on November) @kholbatar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It cost $0.00 to make an artist's day better
The image depicts a man in a suit in stylized, bright graphics.
The figure is rendered in rigid geometric shapes, with a predominance of yellow-green and dark orange tones creating a sharp contrast. The character wears a dark jacket with a bow tie and a shirt with vertical stripes. He wears round glasses.
In his hand, he holds a glass with a clear drink and straws, which gives the scene the atmosphere of an evening or social conversation.
Large palm leaves are visible in the background.The image depicts a stylish character drawn in a graphic, neon style.
This is a person with short hair combed to the side. The face is illuminated with cool tones, the eyes shine brightly blue, creating an effect of mystery and severity. The lips are painted with black lipstick, and a cigarette is clamped between the teeth, from which smoke is coming out.
The character's clothing resembles a strict business style with retro elements: a white and blue shirt with a geometric neckline, a dark corset or vest with suspenders, and a long dark jacket thrown over the shoulders. All this emphasizes an elegant, powerful, and somewhat predatory image.
The background is minimalistic, with a bright red circle and a white and red diagonal element, which gives the poster an almost propagandistic atmosphere.The image shows digital art in a neon style.
It depicts a woman with short dark hair, stern facial features, and glowing blue eyes. Her skin and clothing are illuminated with bright blue and purple hues, creating a futuristic and cosmic atmosphere.
She is dressed in a black outfit with shiny facets that resemble crystals or reflective material. Geometric shapes of light are visible on her shoulders and chest. She wears a necklace of black beads around her neck. The background of the image is a dark night sky studded with stars, with purple and blue streaks.
The image looks mysterious, powerful, and slightly cosmic.The image shows a stylish illustration of a woman in an evening gown. The work is done in a neon graphic style using rich shades of blue, red, and purple.

The woman stands at a balustrade under a starry night sky. Her image is elegant: short light hair, long gloves, and a dress with a high slit that emphasizes her figure. The background is decorated with large decorative plants illuminated by contrasting neon colors—blue and red.

The atmosphere of the scene is mysterious and cinematic, reminiscent of retro-futurism or noir art.
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Darrington Press @darringtonpress.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hallo, deutschsprachige Freunde! 👋 The German translation of the Daggerheart Core Set from @pegasusspiele.bsky.social is now available in the Critical Role EU Shop! - bit.ly/4wJDdvs
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who really wears the pants around here 🤣
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Katharina Nocun @kattascha.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Taz-Titel sind einfach auch eine Kunstform für sich.
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Wasserpegel sinkt auf
Merz-Niveau
Niedrigstände in Rhein, Elbe und Donau belasten die Wirtschaft. Was Lösungen betrifft, sitzen der Kanzler und seine Union eher auf dem Trockenen
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 02/08/2026
If you wake up to find a bear honking the horn of your SUV, your best option is to help them shop for insurance because it's the bear's car now.
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WTFIWWY Live - Who Is Honking? Bear Is Honking! - 7/27/26 | Nash Bozard
Here's your WTFIWWY Live for this week! Oh no!
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Buzbee @buzbee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm gonna say it; If you still defend the Harry Potter IP at this point, you are *garbage*. The information has been out there for years, there's NO REASON for you to still be feeding into the machine that is trying to erase your trans siblings.
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umbra_heartt @umbraheartt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Working on a bunny fbk for bunny day!! In the meantime, have this repost 🩵 #絵フブキ #hololive #fanart
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Jolly Blackburn @jollyblackburn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Funded in 4 minutes. You guys rock
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Frank&Stein @brandtandstein.com · 06/10/2025
Two photos side by side. On the left is Karl Urban as Judge Dredd, labelled “Karl Urban”. On the right is Karl Urban as Eomer, labelled “Karl Rural”.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 26/07/2026
I'm not up on modern bank robbery techniques, but I thought it was all card readers and hacking and cryto and not ... y'know ... Kittens.
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WTFIWWY Live - (Not) The Purrfect Crime - 7/20/26
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air
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taz @taz.de · 24/07/2026
Beim Gedenken an das Attentat auf Hitler wollen Tobias Korenke und Gemma Pörzgen einen Kranz der AfD entfernen. Sie machen vor, was Widerstand heißt.
taz.de
AfD-Kranz bei NS-Gedenken: Nie wieder heißt auch: nicht jetzt
Beim Gedenken an das Attentat auf Hitler wollen Tobias Korenke und Gemma Pörzgen einen Kranz der AfD entfernen. Sie machen vor, was Widerstand heißt.
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Deji Majek @dejimon11.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Miyamoto figured it out? 
Miyamoto? This is a real low point 
Yeah this one hurts.
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ERod 🔨 @erodbuster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I got my advanced ticket to go see Coyote vs Acme. Guys, we complained, and protested, and said clever things on the internet. Now the movie is coming out and it's time to put our money where our mouth is and support this film. #GoSeeCoyoteVsAcme
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taz @taz.de · 22/07/2026
Die AfD instrumentalisiert das Gedenken an das Hitler-Attentat, Tobias Korenke wollte ihr das nicht durchgehen lassen. Dafür gebührt ihm unser Dank.
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AfD-Kranz bei NS-Gedenken: Mach mit, wirf's weg
Die AfD instrumentalisiert das Gedenken an das Hitler-Attentat, Tobias Korenke wollte ihr das nicht durchgehen lassen. Dafür gebührt ihm unser Dank.
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"My message to the people of the UK is that I'll train the new guy but you're going to have to stick with one of them eventually."
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DER SPIEGEL @spiegel.de · 17/07/2026
Mit Investments in Immobilienfonds wollten Krankenkassen ihre Reserven gewinnbringend anlegen. Nach Medienberichten haben sie damit Millionenverluste eingefahren.
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Krankenkassen sollen 170 Millionen Euro mit Immobilienfonds in den Sand gesetzt haben
Mit Investments in Immobilienfonds wollten Krankenkassen ihre Reserven gewinnbringend anlegen. Nach Medienberichten haben sie damit Millionenverluste eingefahren.
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taz @taz.de · 14/07/2026
Die CDU lehnt die Umsetzung des Volksentscheids ab, weil Unternehmen dann nicht mehr bauen würden. Das kann die öffentliche Hand ohnehin viel besser.
taz.de
Debatte um Enteignung: Investoren verschrecken? Ja bitte!
Die CDU lehnt die Umsetzung des Volksentscheids ab, weil Unternehmen dann nicht mehr bauen würden. Das kann die öffentliche Hand ohnehin viel besser.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 12/07/2026
I tell ya kids these days with their loud music and their baggy pants and their homemade plasma cannon WAIT HOLD UP A FUCKING SECOND
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WTFIWWY Live - IMA FIRING MY PLAZMA - 7/6/26
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DIE ZEIT @zeit.de · 08/07/2026
Krankschreibung ab dem ersten Tag? Dazu ein paar Gedanken einer Hausärztin.
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Erschöpfung: Der Fleischwolf des Alltags macht Hack aus den Menschen
Krankschreibung ab dem ersten Tag? Dazu ein paar Gedanken einer Hausärztin.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 05/07/2026
So, a dude walked off a military base with an entire Javelin Missile System. Y'know. Like you do.
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WTFIWWY Live - Some Light Treason - 6/29/26 | Nash Bozard
Here's your WTFIWWY Live for this week!
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David Thiede @overrelated.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Also wenn ich auf der Bettkante sitze, denke ich meistens: Wann tritt Jens Spahn endlich zurück?
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Franca Parianen @fparianen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Wir werden in Deutschland einfach nie wieder vernünftigen Katastrophenschutz haben, weil die CDU denkt, dass übers Wetter reden links ist.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/06/2026
Eight years ago, an amateur artist's attempt at a fresco restoration brought the world Monkey Christ. Now, it's Mary's turn.
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WTFIWWY Live - Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary - 6/22/26
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Such a profound difference between “Oh, hey, I made some money. Better fire these people and pocket it.” And “Oh, hey, I made some money. Let’s all make more cool stuff together.”
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Picture of a capybara at the beach.
The caption says, "if you are reading this the curse is lifted have a good day"
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
still sitting with the indelible phrase, "The nanobubbler technology has successfully destroyed the algae bloom"
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taz @taz.de · 17/06/2026
Die Wirtschaftsministerin setzt alles daran, dass Deutschland bis 2045 nicht klimaneutral wird. Gerade hat sie Flüssiggas aus Kanada geordert.
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Das Treiben der Katherina Reiche: Klimapolitisches Fiasko
Die Wirtschaftsministerin setzt alles daran, dass Deutschland bis 2045 nicht klimaneutral wird. Gerade hat sie Flüssiggas aus Kanada geordert.
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PushingUpRoses 🦇 @pushinguproses.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
In case you missed it the other day! If you’ve ever wanted to see Mrs. Brady sing country songs, this is the episode for you.
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taz @taz.de · 12/06/2026
An diesem Freitag tritt das neue Asylsystem der EU in Kraft. Es bedeutet die größte Asylrechtsverschärfung seit Jahrzehnten und betrifft am Ende alle.
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GEAS-Reform: Die Menschenrechte werden abgeschafft
An diesem Freitag tritt das neue Asylsystem der EU in Kraft. Es bedeutet die größte Asylrechtsverschärfung seit Jahrzehnten und betrifft am Ende alle.
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Kompetenzzentrum Demokratie und Menschenwürde @kdm-bayern.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"Das neue Geas und der Abbau von Grund- und Menschenrechten gehen uns alle etwas an." schreibt Robert Nestler für @taz.de: taz.de/GEAS-Reform/... #Menschenrechte #GEAS #Asylrecht #Rechtsstaatsabbau
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GEAS-Reform: Die Menschenrechte werden abgeschafft
An diesem Freitag tritt das neue Asylsystem der EU in Kraft. Es bedeutet die größte Asylrechtsverschärfung seit Jahrzehnten und betrifft am Ende alle.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 07/06/2026
If your friend climbed down a manhole, would you climb down too? Oh, you would, a whole bunch of you, wow look at you go ...
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WTFIWWY Live - Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dimwits - 6/1/26
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air
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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 06/06/2026
"How countercultural can it be if you share views on the transgender community with Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin?"
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Nish Kumar: ‘The safety of minorities is more important than Ricky Gervais liking me’
Ahead of a new standup tour, the peppery comedian speaks to Louis Chilton about anger, punching down, and the state of British comedy – and he doesn’t hold back
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 31/05/2026
There are a concerning amount of people who will do whatever Elon says no matter how stupid, and unfortunately they have drivers licenses.
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WTFIWWY Live - Cybersunk - 5/25/26
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I was today days old when I found out that there is a giant bust of Elno in front Kessler Syndrome City, Texas and it broke something in my thinking thingie...
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 24/05/2026
If your testicles have reached the size of grapefruits and you aren't calling an ambulance, there may be something else wrong with you.
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WTFIWWY Live - Ballmaxxing, Brainsmalling - 5/18/26 | Nash Bozard
WTFIWWY Live - Ballmaxxing, Brainsmalling - 5/18/26 by Nash Bozard on Patreon. Join Nash Bozard's community for exclusive content and updates.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
but like I said the other day, NBC cast Vanessa Williams in The Odyssey in 1997 and no one gave a shit because this outrage is manufactured by racist incel billionaires from South Africa who no longer touch grass.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 17/05/2026
I mean who among us hasn't exited a building while leaving a cartoon hole in the wall in the shape of our body? ... oh, most of us? Wow. Dang.
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WTFIWWY Live - The Kool-Aid Man Challenge - 5/13/26
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air
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David Wynne @davidwynne.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.
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taz @taz.de · 16/05/2026
Schwarz-Rot profitiert nicht davon, das Habeck'sche Heizungsgesetz abzuschaffen. Die Hetze gegen die Wärmepumpe verstellt den Blick auf die Realität.
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Entkernung des Heizungsgesetzes: Ideologisch verblendet
Schwarz-Rot profitiert nicht davon, das Habeck'sche Heizungsgesetz abzuschaffen. Die Hetze gegen die Wärmepumpe verstellt den Blick auf die Realität.
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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taz @taz.de · 11/05/2026
Die Bundesregierung will den Achtstundentag abschaffen. Zeit für die Linke, ihre Spaltungen zu überwinden und auf die Barrikaden zu gehen.
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Ausweitung der Arbeitszeiten: Vom Generalstreik träumen
Die Bundesregierung will den Achtstundentag abschaffen. Zeit für die Linke, ihre Spaltungen zu überwinden und auf die Barrikaden zu gehen.
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