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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)

@jakei.bsky.social
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Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸 ✅Jerrified

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 7h
honestly I think most guys quoted in The Talmud would fucking love how much people still argue about The Talmud
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 8h
The Talmud is very much just reddit. buncha dudes with too much time debating hypotheticals, so sorta how you can google anything plus" reddit" and find stuff, everything is in the talmud, which also sometimes has random posts go viral, it doesnt mean every redditor believes/practices every post
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Jews For Racial & Economic Justice Action @jfrejnyc.bsky.social · 10h
PSA: Stop being weird about the Talmud, folks. Being weird about the Talmud is Nazi garbage.
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The More You Know
Alt: The More You Know
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 13h
just pull the fucking plug on this shit already
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fun fact the big lebowski was based on this movie/book
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
our reps need to understand theres no such thing as "going back" from this, shit is over, old world dead etc, if you dont do repercussions for breaking everything you'll never fix it
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I cant be the only one wondering whats the only non leveled building in the middle
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I once had a roommate we found through craigslist (he was great) and he changed our isp for a cheaper plan and changed our WiFi network name to "The Americans is a Good Show" and the password a characters name
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know what's messed up is this is like the fourth time in twenty years I've read this exact headline
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if an alien just popped outta there one day and his stomach became normal I wouldn't say it wasn't worth it
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 29/09/2026
We’re gonna have to invent the superpoena.
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dawg my metaphors no longer have distance between the two subjects compared you gotta help me out
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
social science people struggling for years to explain how the ai movement is about slavery and then the ai guys just tweet they want a slave
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anybody on the pcbr wellness check?
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they're doing digital stand-ins of physical stand-ins of hypothetical assets dawg we are not okay
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oooooooh fuck that was a dirty hit
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
starting to worry we may never get that last fast and furious movie
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what data do we know about waymo, like how many are out there and how often are they in use? cause I'm starting to feel crazy about it but I swear I live near a couple main streets (midcity LA) that waymo uses for circling cars waiting for riders, I see them constantly and usually empty
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
logging on to the site full of things we're mad about to see what angers me today
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey lets write a feature about the guy who wants to be left alone
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
wireless headphones and their case posed in a way that looks like the headphones are bending over to get fucked doggie style. the usb3 charger port is the butthole
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think AOC should be the next senate majority leader not president and I think a bigger reason why she hasn't said so yet isn't that she couldn't win president so much as that nobody else has sufficiently proven they could perform better than her
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
life comes at you fast
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have checked with VAR and they absolutely are not using the same ramp set up in all of these shots, which are cut together contingently
giant gumball machine set on the willy wonka game show, the ramp coming out is very steep and the top of it is almost flush with the roof of the openinggiant gumball machine set on the willy wonka game show, the ramp is much less steep and theres a gap between the top of it and bottom of opening which allowed a giant red ball to have just come outgiant gumball machine set on the willy wonka game show, wide shot from the side
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we've fully lost the sauce
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone loves when Dunston checks in, but where were his friends when Duston started to check out?
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*llm knowingly does something it shouldn't* user: wtf?? "you're right I never should have done that it won't happen again" *no actual guarantee it won't happen again* so these things default to abuser language, which tracks
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they nearly killed me for this
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I think ska is just pop rock with a horn section?
4:44 PM • Sep 12, 2023
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look, I've seen some weird shit, but
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2:01 pm ET could do the funniest thing
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder how much of the blue shift in some areas isn't so much a sober assessment of material conditions and more just an emotional "fuck this shit fuck these people"
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
omg they actually did it
Jake i Aug 29, 2025

I dunno about now-now but I do think his first term (with MeToo and BLM) will be called "The Awokening"

Matt Chan... @ta... • Aug 29, 2025
If we survive this, I hope I live long enough to find out what historians dub this period in US history.
The Great Madness has a certain ring to it.
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
imagine being such a terrible candidate that your endorsers say "he's like bad sex"
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I recently saw The Invite and its so fucking good, so good, Olivia Wilde has the goods and might decades from now be known more as a director than an actress and like 10x as many people will claim they saw booksmart in theaters than actually did
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is it greed? it seems like its greed
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"muscular christianity" means bigotry. like we joke about how it's employed to defend christians displaying the opposite of christian values but "muscular" is the operative word. it means beating down the oppressed
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
two wolves inside of you
Mari Cohn@maricohn.bsky.social 
If Russia stops fighting, the war ends.
If Ukraine stops fighting, Russia kills their leaders, steals their land, abducts their children, erases their history and culture, and forces them all to be loyal to their oppressor.

it's charloh! (it/its)@charloh.online.
haha WOW that was a fun little dissociation lol whoops
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reading about evolutionary psychology and not agreeing with eugenics
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Buster Keaton's Iconic House Fall Stunt
Alt: Buster Keaton's Iconic House Fall Stunt
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would feel much safer in a plane flown by someone who wears a fursuit than someone who wears a white sheet
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what data do we know about waymo, like how many are out there and how often are they in use? cause I'm starting to feel crazy about it but I swear I live near a couple main streets (midcity LA) that waymo uses for circling cars waiting for riders, I see them constantly and usually empty
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"godzilla minus zero is 92%" Godzilla - 0 = 92/100 Godzilla = 92/100 1 Godzilla is .92
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Stop He Is Already Dead
Alt: Stop He Is Already Dead meme from Simpsons
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do actors in movies actually die? they at least behave as if they do
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mel Brooks Surprised
Alt: zoom through columns of nuns peeling off to the sides revealing Mel Brooks in the Spanish Inquisition song from History of fhe World Part 1
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M. Anton @mdotanton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw the west coast premiere of Musk at The Aero, thru Beyond Fest. A proper megadoc, Gibney does his level best to encapsulate the projection of Elon as much of the reality as is available, and put them together in a compelling and entertaining narrative. An *insanely* difficult task Gibney nails.
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you mean to tell me allowing untraceable money in the casino for everything has attracted criminals?
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I dunno about audiobooks but I worked on animated movies and its MINDBLOWING the difference between "famous actor doing vo" and "famous vo actor" cause like... it could be 20 hours of records for a lead actor, but scratch before screenings one vo guy'd do 3 characters for the whole movie in 2 hours
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like this is the natural result of decades of journals only publishing papers that prove an impact, as soon as we stopped publishing "failures" of like "yeah we tried this and it did not work" in favor of "no we totally swear this worked" it was all downhill
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my art teacher when she finally slathered my landscape with red paint after I insisted I only needed greens and was detailing flowers:
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