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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

y’arrrr

When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One huge problem with AI is that it was designed to have the ethics of a billionaire

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My retirement plan is an abandoned shipping container full of old copper pipes

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you wanted a skeleton in your yard for Halloween, you should've put a body out to decay 3 weeks ago

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The light at the end of the tunnel is me waving a stick of dynamite.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

madame tussaud has outdone herself

Mitch McConnell in a wheelchair looking waxy and semi-realistic

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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

boss: you only had one job me: not in this economy

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Doctor: So, what are you using for birth control? Me: Usually black socks with sandals.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Calling in lumpy to work. I'm far too lumpy to get anything done today. Should be smooth again by this time next week.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[shipwreck diary] Day 437: still no sign of human contact. this is fucking awesome

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 18/03/2024

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I’m good at stretching words out to absurd lengths, but do I get any credit for it? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Dogs are all “huh?” while cats are all “ugh”

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

So if something happens to that one strait, the whole civilization collapses? That is a great system, well done. Have you thought about colonizing Mars? You'd be good at it.

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

now if only this existential dread could burn off stubborn belly fat

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

[road trip] DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom. ME: *pulls into rest stop* DAUGHTER: Thanks. ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes. DAUGHTER: I will. ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once. DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother. ME: Exactly.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

A friend called me an uber dad today, and if by that they meant I get to drive my kids everywhere and bring them food all day for little reward and a stream of 1 star reviews then yes, I suppose I am.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

interviewer: any weaknesses? me: my knees

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I was going to ask you out, but I saw you throw the yogurt lid in the trash without licking it first.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

probably because they have to keep stopping to pick up their backpacks

Road sign reads “CAUTION SLOW KIDS ON ROAD WITH NO SHOULDERS.”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/12/2025

Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to…

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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

An Advent calendar, but is filled with increasingly strong edibles.

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 21/12/2025

if i was on death row my final meal would be the endless shrimp at red lobster and i’d never stop ordering. i’d still be alive

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

The internet would be so much better if everyone was just cool to each other & also posted more vids of animals eating corn on the cob

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/12/2025

sorry everyone, the epstein files won't be released today, nobody in the administration can figure out how to export a PDF

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

decades-long manhunt finally ends

Waldo/Wally being led away by two police officers.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”

Internet ad for “Condescending tumble dryer” for £70.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

My wish for peace on earth specifically refers to the conflict between my bladder and the distance to the main-floor bathroom.

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

a christmas parade but it’s going the speed limit

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 19/05/2024

Making my dog carry a bag of my poop around the neighborhood for a change

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I don't celebrate Halloween since the night dad was climbing down the chimney dressed as a sexy chimney sweep and slipped & broke his neck.

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Why aren’t we doing something practical with dryer lint?

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Rob (Big Timber) @bigtimber1.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Happy No Kings Day!

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Bruce Hinze @brucehinze.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

“No Kings” demonstration, Ocean Beach, San Francisco

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 14/06/2025

Stay classy, San Diego. #NoKings

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

I hope the war doesn't affect the military parade.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Three more pension cheques and I'll have my student loan paid off.

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

“OMG Dad, just Google it.”

The image depicts two figures: one resembles Christ with a halo, looking upward, and the other appears to be a bearded monk or scribe, looking at a book. The background features intricate patterns.

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

All I'm saying is that the package for anti-diarrhea medicine should be easier to open.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I don't think it's a coincidence that cops started acting extra out of hand once we let them wear military gear. Make them wear clown outfits for several years to restore humility to the job

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