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Rob DenBleyker

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a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot

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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 17h
Cyanide and Happiness comic:
Panel 1: Guy with green shirt stands on the side of a bridge, looking ready to jump. He says "Today's the day"

Panel 2: Guy with orange shirt approaches, says "You're really going to end it all on thanksgiving?"

Panel 3: Green shirt says "No, I'm going to teabag the Snoopy balloon at terminal velocity"

Panel 4: Orange shirt has climbed over the railing to join green shirt, the two of them prepared to make ABC morning news history or die trying
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Frank Frankson @frankfrankson.bsky.social · 18h
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that fucking cat you hate @kaithekat.bsky.social · 18h
Guy about to jump off a bridge: "there is no joy or laughter in my life"
Guy on the bridge: "you should go see the great clown Pagliacci"
Guy about to jump off a bridge: "but I am Pagliacci"
Now both guys are about to jump off the bridge
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Dan will be @ London MCM October @deathbulge.bsky.social · 18h
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18h
rewrite this comic
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
abc you got me all wrong
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 28/09/2026
I'll be at NYCC Booth 3560 next month, come get a really stupid sketch drawn badly by yours truly
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 27/09/2026
come see me at NEW YORK COMIC CON October 8-11 with the C&H crew! we're doing 2 panels and custom sketches all weekend
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 27/09/2026
"differently abled" is a very funny phrase because it implies the person either has a disability or has superpowers, either way you gotta be nice to them
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
I'll be at NYCC Booth 3560 next month, come get a really stupid sketch drawn badly by yours truly
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
bluesky feng shui experts, please critique this idea for my home office + occasional guest room. what would you do differently?
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
one of the greatest joys of life is pressing buttons and clicking your mouse and seeing things happen on your computer screen
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
went to a Savannah Bananas game and it was fucking CRAZY, a woman gave birth on the pitchers mound, and then we all did the ymca until several people died of exhaustion. this is how baseball should be.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/09/2026
come see me at New York Comic Con Oct 8-11. i will draw pictures for you and shake your hand. no kissing/eye contact please.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/09/2026
I finished Marvels Wolverine ask me anything
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 24/09/2026
NYCC booth 3560!!! the C&H crew is coming out. we'll be drawing weird sketches for you all weekend
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
if this photograph is to be believed, the president died one week ago from an anchor to the dick. why the coverup?
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
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Chuck Better Call Saul Chuck Mcgill
ALT: Chuck Better Call Saul Chuck Mcgill
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
part of being 40 is calling into work sick bc you ate a sandwich that was too greasy
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 22/09/2026
I'll be at NYCC Booth 3560 next month, come get a really stupid sketch drawn badly by yours truly
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 21/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 20/09/2026
NYCC booth 3560!!! the C&H crew is coming out. we'll be drawing weird sketches for you all weekend
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/09/2026
come see me at NEW YORK COMIC CON October 8-11 with the C&H crew! we're doing 2 panels and custom sketches all weekend
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/09/2026
whenever someone gives me an update on the ed sheeran controversy I say "thanks for ed sharin' that with me"
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/09/2026
nobody asked but Big Walk is my GOTY. just an amazing experience all the way through. check it out
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/09/2026
the pope has attained a dragon egg. protestantism is cooked
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/09/2026
I'll be at NYCC Booth 3560 next month, come get a really stupid sketch drawn badly by yours truly
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/09/2026
warren buffet's path to wealth is one we can all learn from: 1. get very lucky 2. become rich in your 30s 3. live to be 150 years old
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/09/2026
i don't know who is buying these folding phones. you have enough screens buddy. look around the room there are least 2-4 of them within ten feet. get less screens idiot
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/09/2026
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Ed Balls @officialedballs.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Ed Balls
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 15/09/2026
Kid Rock has joined the Ed Sheeran tour
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 15/09/2026
I am also not going to be performing with Ed Sheeran
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 15/09/2026
diesel this diesel that, what's the price of dies nuts?
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 12/09/2026
holy shid, diablo 5 is gonna have diablo in it
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 12/09/2026
In the new wolverine game you can press Triangle to make wolverine think about his troubled past
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 10/09/2026
CELEBRITY SIGHTING 👀 the Redacted Square has made a surprise special appearance at Trump's midterm convention!
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 10/09/2026
I love iPhone Duo.... Duo your mom!! hah hahaa
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/09/2026
Apple has invented The first telephone, this is huge
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 06/09/2026
tonight you will be visited by three ghosts...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Maybe your cat is just cool ok
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 06/09/2026
reddit never disappoints
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 05/09/2026
why's the dialect quiz trying to incriminate me
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 05/09/2026
AAAA FUCK
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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