Reposted by ✨✨✨EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 14hJerkmate called, they're running out of you. 021
Reposted by ✨✨✨👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 14hi’m like herpes & the valtrex for this is not banning my fuckin main 141
✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 14hroses are red i prefer death over taxes that pig poop on he own balls & 0182
Reposted by ✨✨✨✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“i saw your man on jerkmate premium last week” okay this raises other questions tho 7513
Reposted by ✨✨✨Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 01/10/2026Go outside you fucking dork 1552
Reposted by ✨✨✨Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My man looks like the last time he took a shower was the previous millennium 1172
Reposted by ✨✨✨Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My man looks like a face not even a mother could love 2173
Reposted by ✨✨✨Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My man looks like his blood type is Dorito dust 1142
Reposted by ✨✨✨Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My man looks like he breathes through his mouth not just because of sleep apnea, but because of waking apnea as well 1162
Reposted by ✨✨✨Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My man looks like Hannibal Lecter if he were a redneck 1132
Reposted by ✨✨✨Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My man looks like the reason women don’t come to the local Magic: The Gathering meetup anymore 1213
Reposted by ✨✨✨Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My man looks like if you hit “Randomize” on the character creator for a video game about sex offenders 1438
Reposted by ✨✨✨Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My man looks like the secret third member of Penn and Teller who got kicked out of their act for sniffing womens’ bike seats 1287
Reposted by ✨✨✨Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My man looks like if J.D. Vance picked up his mother’s Oxycontin habit 2324
Reposted by ✨✨✨Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My man looks like Jimothy the raccoon made a wish to become human 2313
✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“i saw your man on jerkmate premium last week” okay this raises other questions tho 7513
Reposted by ✨✨✨Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026“Most men are fairly anti-rape” FAIRLY ANTI-RAPE? So, what? You’ll speak up if it is convenient for you? 2232
✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 30/09/2026fellas. guys. dudes. if you know someone ain’t talking about you when they say “men ___” then it’s weird to center yourself this way as if you are somehow suggesting some level of sharing guilt here. most of my friends are men/masc & i know this isn’t an impossible concept to understand. 1226
Reposted by ✨✨✨✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 30/09/2026already got the entrance music queued up tooopen.spotify.comCzariana Grande 011
Reposted by ✨✨✨scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 30/09/2026wake up babe, a new gender reveal party just dropped 3122
Reposted by ✨✨✨✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 30/09/2026mfw i roll up to the chi phi frat party 0172
Reposted by ✨✨✨Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 30/09/2026America’s decline started when johnson and johnson invented no more tears baby shampoo to mollycoddle the youth of our great nation. We need an executive order requiring more tears baby shampoo to toughen our babies up 1142
✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i agree & also believe that the men who find this acceptable or funny or whatever (especially the older they get) exist in an echo chamber; they don’t want to get rejected from the familiarity of their current in-group so even if they disagree they laugh & go along with it, which still encourages it 160
Reposted by ✨✨✨✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 30/09/2026damn man, that’s rough… was it something you said? 1320315
✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 30/09/2026mfw i realize that my psych forgot to renew my klonopin rx again at the last appointment & i’m all out; hoping my call to the med line is heard 2190
Reposted by ✨✨✨phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 395549662
Reposted by ✨✨✨hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026you can't actually do this if you try they form a vacuum seal and consume each other like an ouroboros 2343
Reposted by ✨✨✨EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't know why the missing ring bothered me, or what specifically is wrong with me that I took the time to fix it. 261
✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 30/09/2026can’t wait to walk through silent hill to get to work this morning 060
Reposted by ✨✨✨✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if you need to hit up the gas station for boner pills to have angry sex (“with a grudge”), you ain’t that mad or horny 3305
Reposted by ✨✨✨Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10491783477
Reposted by ✨✨✨✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the signs were all there & got missed 6191
Reposted by ✨✨✨disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Men would rather dig for tonsil stones than go to therapy 27420
