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Lazlo Hollyfeld

@lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social
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Ohio. Manure farmer. (i.e. Horse owner) Ranked best shit poster by Home and Garden Magazine (2015) My Posts ——> bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctnngrrv72…

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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 7h
My TL is woefully under boobed.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, we dead dead.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jack Smith in a No Kings shirt is gonna drive MAGA absolutely nuts.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who is at the airport at 7 am for a work trip to NOLA? This loser
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Barn fire pit finally done. Just in time for Fall.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is the DC reflecting pool still all mangled? What’s going on with that? 
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t know why I keep watching ‘Dark Matter”,I don’t understand it.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My wife is pissing her pants because they called it a pillow sheet. What the fuck it’s a sheet that covers the pillow.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Old shows in 4k look the worst. I watched National Lampoons Euro vacation and I could not finish it.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In Canada this weekend spending my tourism dollars outside of the US.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I will not watch a movie if there is not, at least one, Skarsgård in it.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lodge cam through with their lifetime warranty!
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If there’s a chance, the Republicans lose majority of the Senate why are they not pushing through a SCOTUS pick now? 
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thanks to Trump, I’m cutting ground turkey into my beef for tacos!!
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
FreeTV and a dry rub
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Blusky teaches me so much. I never would have thought to call babies “cum trophies”, but here we are.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m thinking about getting into those monkey NFT’s. Is it a good time to hop on train?
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Post your best nude. You know, for 9/11.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At this point, I’m fine with Iran getting a nuclear weapon if it means gas prices are gonna come down
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One thing about living out here in far country. Man these are some beautiful sunsets
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New hose on. Not quite the same but…
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Over did it yesterday. Cannot seem to get moving today.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me watching Netflix
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Stalked my old GF this week and public records show she is a registered Republican. Dodged a bullet with that one.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New toy. 61” flail mower and my new friend (who I mowed over on last pass😔)
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Blew a hydraulic line on tractor tonight. Oil flying everywhere. Great start to a holiday weekend. Fixing tomorrow if Deere has my part.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeppers
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Crazy cool sky on the farm tonight 
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just a city boy, born and raised in 🎶🎶
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I get all my beef from Amazon.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What kind of malarky is going on here Ohio? This is what I get when I try to download an absentee ballot for my daughter.....and I am so on line. BS
screen shot of an internet downloads history with every attempt saying 'check internet connection' even though I am on-line
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Finished rebuilding a free husqavra 775 lawn mower. it runs, feeling accomplished!
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We live in the stupidest of times.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New business idea: craft data centers. Send me a a picture and I’ll save it on my phone.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My Lodge cast iron pan spilt on the cooktop. WTF
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We just discovered, in our house, that we have one set of clean pillowcase that smells completely different than the rest of the other pillowcases and it brought back a core memory for my childhood linen closet. anyone else?
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dorm move in day!!
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What if your parents named you Todd?
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Save the cheerleader, save the world
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wow. I actually fixed a carburetor and the engine worked. There’s a first for everything
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Vodka nap. See you in 30
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sweet. No gravity this afternoon!
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
All - St. Andrew’s Detroit MI
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pa…pa..pa….pa..party I die, with my chin held high. 🎶🎶
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What did I get myself into today.
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Worst thing since sliced ketchup
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ok. That enough of that.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
For some strange reason, I’m watching a Banana Ball game on tv.
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
3 days until ALL in Detroit! Listening to the old collection
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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Making a food diary for when I get explosive diarrhea I can tell what I ate. Welcome to 2026.
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