iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by The Bearminator

Post-it @postlurker2025.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

What do nervous breakdowns look like? Asking for a friend… (me)

3205 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Last night I watched a movie on mushrooms.

6338 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

only the tired people will repost this

8224159 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’m old enough to hope, for everyone’s sake, there is no sex tape

611340 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I will interstitial proxabrush you into the next terrarium if you don't correlgate your subluxations.

24326 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

[this skeet has been deleted]

06730 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

“Happy 10 Year Anniversary!” my boss emailed, reminding everyone that There Is No Escape

415643 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 23/08/2026

[lesley gore voice] it’s my birthday and i’ll post cause i want to

388211 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

my sex tape is double-sided and hypoallergenic

514245 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion . . . except people that don't drink coffee or don't eat bacon.

1411359 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Listen to your heart . . . but don't believe everything it says, sometimes your heart's full of shit.

1015787 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

microplaning fresh garlic just to feel something

02510 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

My Patronus is a Parliament Light

0127 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If women keep reposting each other, do their cycles sync or just their algorithms?

16421 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Subway is a great place to see people make the worst possible decisions about sandwiches

36317 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Goose, with a dusting of cinnamon @augustagoose.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I’m not the same woman who bought this lettuce instead of cheese.

35416 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I'm ready to go full feral at a moment's notice

02811 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I need a thingy to fix the thingy because the thingy came loose and the thingy is wiggly now. Do you sell those? -Me, at Home Depot

1614450 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’d let you use my favorite coffee mug

2518866 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Jenny Wonderblood 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

You know that classic scene in a movie when the lighter doesn’t work? Kinda like my life.

04924 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

You Gotta Lick It Before You Stick It is my favorite lyric about sending mail before self adhesive stamps and envelopes were invented

1218757 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Cop: any drugs in the car? Me: pssh…i wish

111539 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

“Walk in a sad cowboy, leave a jolly rancher.”

A store front with a sign that reads "HAND JOB SALOON" above the entrance, with a striped awning below it.

1629569 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I can do Chun Li’s lightning kick with my penis

53816 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Losferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Have you guys tried doing things with both hands? It’s crazy

2521163 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

you wouldnt be able to tell from the amount of laundry i produce but i am in fact just one man

27927 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

proud boy: we need a well-armed militia octopus: no can do. im a c.o. proud boy: conscientious objector ? octopus: no . certified octopus {annnnnnd, send 🐙}

45816 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Sad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

do u guys still do that thing where u make your hand go numb so it feels like a stranger is jerking u off, but also: have u ever tried to make your dick go numb so that it feels like ur jerking off a stranger

12410 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It can be hard to love, but we keep trying. Because love matters.

19548 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

when high never stare at the program-loading spinny thing pretty sure i was just hypnotized

0164 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If you live every day like it's your last, one day you won't be left disappointed.

115969 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A bio-terror group that just drives around flinging blueberries and bean sprouts at people and the occasional raw chicken at politicians.

27030 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Life and limb as the light goes dim.

0186 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My first bite of cheesecake was a religious experience.

13717 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

People pleasers unite at 9am tomorrow. If that works for you all. Is that a good time? I’m open to suggestions.

48340 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It's pretty apt that the i is in the middle of 'hurricane'

515453 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

cop: I’m taking you down to the station me: oh so now you’re “guilt-tripping” me? cop: me: cop: did . . . did you commit a crime just to tell a terrible joke?

27720 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I can stink up the joint as good as the rest of them

2199 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I hurt my mouth eating a salad today because I didn't cut the carrots up small enough. Conclusion: I am not smarter than a bunny.

1133 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

5-second rule? I’ll eat anything not actively being carried away by ants.

49636 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

My sex tape is just flip booking the doodled deed in thecorners of a notebook. I can adjust the speed, and I do all the sound effects.

310448 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Her: Why are you still calling? You know it's over between us. Me: You know why. Her: *sighs, calls dog to phone*

315742 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

*posts “Lick Me” sign on your back

37042 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This day in history. 1967. Jake Holmes played his song "Dazed and Confused" while opening for The Yardbirds featuring Jimmy Page. The Yardbirds recorded the song later giving Holmes credit, but by the time Led Zeppelin recorded it Page was sure that Aleister Crowley had passed it to him from beyond.

08941 0

The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I often wonder what people who don't scroll do with all that spare time.

14220 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

What doesn't kill you really needs to get its shit together.

7297150 0

Reposted by The Bearminator

batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Why don’t we say pram in the U.S.? Stroller? Baby carriage? So many damned syllables! Pram is one and done. Wham bam thank you pram.

87011 0