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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 1h

I haven’t been in a PE class in 36 years but I still feel the trauma.

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 1h

I was convicted of smuggling bananas. But the verdict was overturned on appeal.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 16h

*commercial "Thanks to Schrödinger's Cat Littler, I have no idea if my cat has peed, pooped, or if I even still have a cat."

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 18h

Just ate one piece of broccolus

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 13h

What do you mean I can’t DoorDash a cat.

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 17h

Go and boil your bottoms!

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Cretin AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 18h

Celebrities you never knew were married are filing for divorce!

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Maybe someday I’ll be able to see a TV show or movie with a house featuring vaguely Tudor Revival detailing and NOT yell out ‘STATELY WAYNE MANOR!’ and disturb everyone else watching. It’s good to have goals.

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Even if I had the time I wouldn't have the time.

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Piratedan7 @piratedan7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

there's more than one, but in these times, this comes to mind What's So Funny About Peace Love and Understanding - Elvis Costello www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssd3... original from Nick Lowe

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Elvis Costello & The Attractions - (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding

YouTube video by ElvisCostelloVEVO

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

DANCE CRITIC: Just because you cancan doesn't mean you shouldshould

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

*on your ring camera at 3am* i had a dream about your dog

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

me: i had a dream about a book review that said the book was ‘wordy’ & i was like, duh ,, it’s a 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 my gynecologist: what

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

liberty biberty or: how I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’ve been having a lot of thoughts lately & I don’t like any of them

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Due to an unforeseen tragedy, I am officially shutting down my kid-a-pult

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Accidentally toggled brain to dark mode.

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Reply to an obvious joke with a serious answer so I know that you were home-schooled.

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ELIZABETH: G'night, Jimbob. JIMBOB: G'night, Elizabeth. Goodnight, Johnboy JOHNBOY: G'night, Jimbob. Goodnight Grandpa GRANDPA: Good night, everyone 🎶 CHUCKY: Fuck you, Grandpa EVERYONE: 𝑂ℎ 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑡

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you post a good night skeet, it's time to shut it down. Don't be posting afterwards, like, what are you, 8? Go to bed.

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I bet it would be really comfortable in a bog

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ghosts in movies are stupid. If I was a ghost I'd be on a beach in St Thomas, but they're just like "Let's stay here and move pots and pans"

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The best form of defence is a snack.

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.

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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I always wanted to be such a highly regarded expert in a niche field that my government would pick me up in a helicopter to help humanity avoid an extinction level event.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's a beautiful day to throw your phone in the ocean.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Can't. I am busy not watching Tyler Perry's anything

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s so fuckin hard not to feel jealous on Caturday

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In the grocery store, normalize spinning your cart around and shouting IT'S ROBOT FIGHTING TIME

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

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Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We’re being forced to live through an episode of Democracy: Love It or List It.

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zeke66 @zeke66.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My Saturday morning, coffee, roasted pecans, and Barry White. I'm as surprised about Barry White as much as you are.

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You did NOT just make the sign of the cross after I told you my hopes and dreams

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ok Saturday Show me what you got

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you see this post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Brought a hurdy-gurdy to a drum circle. I was murdered completely to death.

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don't you feel bad for food sometimes? Think of the crushed tomatoes

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.

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